Author Topic: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?  (Read 3446 times)

Prayer Warrior

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I was considering a short sword, which I could keep on my desk as an ornament and have ready for self defense, should the need arise. Of course, I would then also keep it in my bedroom and lock my bedroom at night, so nobody could theoretically use it to kill me in my sleep.


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A dog.

A home security system.

A Beware of Dog sign.

A knife.

A hanbo (short staff).

Know how to fight dirty.

All of the above.

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But they'd never get by the tripwires and mines anyway so it's moot.
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A dog.

A home security system.

A Beware of Dog sign.

A knife.

A hanbo (short staff).

Know how to fight dirty.

All of the above.
wouldnt a short sword be superior to a knife? dog is too much of a liability. plans of my home did not take into account the proper power over ethernet wiring for home security systems and i refuse to blast myself with more emf wireless data.

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How short does a sword have to get before it becomes a knife?

How long does a knife have to get before it becomes a sword?

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Please add a hatchet to my list.


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How short does a sword have to get before it becomes a knife?

How long does a knife have to get before it becomes a sword?
Very legitimate questions. I don't have the answers tho ;D

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Probably a flame thrower. Should be easy to manage the propane tank given that we lift.

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Probably a flame thrower. Should be easy to manage the propane tank given that we lift.

what about "blow guns"

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Home security system
German Shepherd or similar dog
Signs posted in the yard about a security system or dog
John Wicks as a roommate.
10% pepper spray
forget the hatchet. It only works in one motion. A machette works in 2
A pissed off wife in hair curlers

Humble Narcissist

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Chinese war sword from Cold Steel.

IroNat

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What about Ninja Stars?

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What about Ninja Stars?
And nunchaku.

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   a flame thrower looks like a good choice.
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Shuriken.  I never miss!

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Crossbow?

AbrahamG

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A 9.5 inch cock.

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A 9.5 inch cock.
To fuck the intruder? ???

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A 9.5 inch cock.
Can you unholster it from your ass fast enough to defend yourself with it?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

AbrahamG

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Can you unholster it from your ass fast enough to defend yourself with it?

Sensitive subject for you?

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Sensitive subject for you?
I was considering giving up my gun for a 9.5" cock, trying to compare draw time from the holster. Why so sensitive?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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I was considering giving up my gun for a 9.5" cock, trying to compare draw time from the holster. Why so sensitive?

I'm sorry.  Had a rough day.