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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on January 15, 2022, 04:48:48 AM
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BB uncovered this in another thread but he deserves his own :'(
https://www.legacy.com/funeral-homes/obituaries/name/david-mirza-obituary?pid=200477737&v=batesville&view=guestbook
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Nooooooo
RIP my niggga.
:'(
Gonna pour a few out for the big guy later tonight.
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Oooooo noooooo
No no no
Oh noooooo
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Getbig greats have been falling recently.
Nice to see his family made him an obituary.
Rip fella.
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"To Squadfather," a poem:
I was a mere lurker when Squadfather ran this place.
His razor wit and brilliant humor were legendary then.
His posts never failed to bring a smile to my face.
Rest in peace, big guy, until we meet again.
:'(
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RIP you twink owning machine.
Now go find Derek and kick his ass
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PIP to a Getbig legend
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Wow, that truly sucks.
RIP brother.
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rip
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Pwned :(
So long, Sarc.
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Rip.
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This should probably be pinned
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I mean what did anyone expect Obesity kills
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Ah shit - this is sad news.
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Our friend Squad in happier times -
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/125042757_152627573245119_161140710961914327_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=l7HAOPsQRfIAX81v5dH&_nc_oc=AQlFipDhjfp2d9xdbxcMzqOUtIIfbINay1EKswiN6sLomReVwCnjlr9lT7PDfwCqK3g&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QABoohB9ec3Roalcd8dAui4hpGgsUE4U6XvTooLOUbg&oe=6209C1EE).
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Our friend Squad in happier times -
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/125042757_152627573245119_161140710961914327_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=l7HAOPsQRfIAX81v5dH&_nc_oc=AQlFipDhjfp2d9xdbxcMzqOUtIIfbINay1EKswiN6sLomReVwCnjlr9lT7PDfwCqK3g&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QABoohB9ec3Roalcd8dAui4hpGgsUE4U6XvTooLOUbg&oe=6209C1EE).
Brutal hoverhand. Gonna assume he died of covid
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I mean what did anyone expect Obesity kills
hes a stinking fat cuntt
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Brutal hoverhand. Gonna assume he died of covid
That was my thought as well
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BB uncovered this in another thread but he deserves his own :'(
https://www.legacy.com/funeral-homes/obituaries/name/david-mirza-obituary?pid=200477737&v=batesville&view=guestbook
The obituary is from Florida. Didn't Dave live in Ballwin, MO?
Musclephone and ESPN would have announced the real Squadfather's death, I'm sure.
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The obituary is from Florida. Didn't Dave live in Ballwin, MO?
Musclephone and ESPN would have announced the real Squadfather's death, I'm sure.
He moved to Florida a year or two back. Everything matches from the odd way he wore his shoes to Stacy in Missouri, who was his girlfriend when he was outed years ago.
A Getbig giant has fallen.
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This should be pinned..but he doesnt look too good in that pic
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He moved to Florida a year or two back. Everything matches from the odd way he wore his shoes to Stacy in Missouri, who was his girlfriend when he was outed years ago.
A Getbig giant has fallen.
I was unaware of his relocation...may he rest in peace.
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It’s been 3 hours. Why hasn’t this thread been pinned yet? ???
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Rabbit at rest. :(
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His rise to become the top Getbig troll in history, and his fall into obscurity will be remembered. RIP.
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RIP
😔
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Damn. RIP
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An old school legend who's impact is still talked about.
PIP
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RIP
"the type of guy"
"what a beast"
"monster triceps"
"hahahahahaha"
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RIP
"the type of guy"
"what a beast"
"monster triceps"
"hahahahahaha"
"Post up a pic, Stud"
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"Are you trying to say"
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Oh, brother ::)
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Legendary verbiage...Squadfather ownings - the single reason I made an account on Getbig. RIP
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Before my time but I get a good laugh reading his posts. RIP to a trolling legend.
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We crossed paths a few times, he was a funny guy. What denomination of middle eastern was he? With a last name like "Mirza", I take it he was Iranian maybe? Anyone know?
I remember the one time he called in to the Special Ed show to speak with Jason and Block, he opened up with a firm, "Heyyyy fagget" when addressing some other guest (think it might have been Derrick Anthony) and Ed quickly disconnected his call.
Like many that have passed by these parts, he had his time and was a very funny individual.
Does anyone know whether he used any other usernames?
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We crossed paths a few times, he was a funny guy. What denomination of middle eastern was he? With a last name like "Mirza", I take it he was Iranian maybe? Anyone know?
I remember the one time he called in to the Special Ed show to speak with Jason and Block, he opened up with a firm, "Heyyyy fagget" when addressing some other guest (think it might have been Derrick Anthony) and Ed quickly disconnected his call.
Like many that have passed by these parts, he had his time and was a very funny individual.
Does anyone know whether he used any other usernames?
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I think he was Quaker oats?
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(for those who weren't around) prior to the Squadfather handle, his presence on here was already notable as sarcasm.
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We crossed paths a few times, he was a funny guy. What denomination of middle eastern was he? With a last name like "Mirza", I take it he was Iranian maybe? Anyone know?
I remember the one time he called in to the Special Ed show to speak with Jason and Block, he opened up with a firm, "Heyyyy fagget" when addressing some other guest (think it might have been Derrick Anthony) and Ed quickly disconnected his call.
Like many that have passed by these parts, he had his time and was a very funny individual.
Does anyone know whether he used any other usernames?
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Susan something or other ???
Anybody remember?
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Yep, QuakerOats
Funny guy
R.I.P
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I think he was Quaker oats?
Quaker Oats was the guy who always said, “calm down Gloria” or something like that?
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Sarcasm
Squadfather
Quaker Oats
were the 3 main ones.
He had a couple of others too, I remember conjecture that "Sweet Muscles" was one.
He was Iranian, I remember him admitting to being Persian during a back and forth.
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Susan something or other ???
Anybody remember?
Susan Fitness rings a bell.
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Nooooo :(
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Sarcasm
Squadfather
Quaker Oats
were the 3 main ones.
He had a couple of others too, I remember conjecture that "Sweet Muscles" was one.
He was Iranian, I remember him admitting to being Persian during a back and forth.
That's right!
He brought good humor.
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Sarcasm
Squadfather
Quaker Oats
were the 3 main ones.
He had a couple of others too, I remember conjecture that "Sweet Muscles" was one.
He was Iranian, I remember him admitting to being Persian during a back and forth.
I thought Sarcasm converted to Chadwick the Beta. Was that Squadfather as well?
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I thought Sarcasm converted to Chadwick the Beta. Was that Squadfather as well?
Nope, Chadwick I think is a different guy. This was the order I remember, some ran at the same time -
Sarcasm - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=9877 .
Squad - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=19333 .
QO - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198 .
Susan Fitness - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=34076 .
Sweet Muscles - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=29742.
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I think he was Quaker oats?
Once on Wikipedia but since deleted ...
"Quaker Oats" is also the internet pseudonym of Dave "Squadfather" Mirza of GetBig fame, who, after being owned by Derek Anthony (of all people) has been exposed as living in a trailer park with used-car saleswoman Maggie Comfort, her parents, and her black son. Sheesh. In addition, Mirza has been convicted of domestic violence (Missouri vs. Mirza) as well as burglary from a Veterans' Administration facility.
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Nope, Chadwick I think is a different guy. This was the order I remember, some ran at the same time -
Sarcasm - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=9877 .
Squad - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=19333 .
QO - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198 .
Susan Fitness - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=34076 .
Sweet Muscles - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=29742.
Most of the posts are gone now but I think this was his first account
Mirz http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=11112
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PIP :'(
All the way big dude.
Hasn't posted in years yet still owns the minds of the tiny tits around here.
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Not suprised he was obese...
Anyways he was funny sometimes. But the "ownings" got old fast imo. Also was very racist which is funny being arab himself.
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Susan Fitness rings a bell.
Good memory,that was it.
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R.I.P.
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It's strange someone can post so much on a forum and then not log back in for a decade+ lol
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It's strange someone can post so much on a forum and then not log back in for a decade+ lol
After someone gets owned (eats some crow) or gets exposed then it becomes easier for them to check out.
Those who don't tend to have zero shame or give zero fucks depending on how you wanna look at it. People like Goodrum or Bhanky would fit this category. I am equally disgusted and in admiration of them both for this character trait.
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After someone gets owned (eats some crow) or gets exposed then it becomes easier for them to check out.
Those who don't tend to have zero shame or give zero fucks depending on how you wanna look at it. People like Goodrum or Bhanky would fit this category. I am equally disgusted and in admiration of them both for this character trait.
Concur.
I admire both Goodrum and Bhanks for knowing how to take it and ditch it.
Both guys provide great entertainment.
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Concur.
I admire both Goodrum and Bhanks for knowing how to take it and ditch it.
Both guys provide great entertainment.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=676648.0;attach=1344262;image)
Shizzo is another guy that takes it and delivers it.
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So who was Mars? If I remember correctly Quincy Taylor was happy that "the squad" approved of him.
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Shizzo is another guy that takes it and delivers it.
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He's only admitted to delivering it.
Did he confess something in private to you?
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So who was Mars? If I remember correctly Quincy Taylor was happy that "the squad" approved of him.
I believe Mars lived in Holland or some such place....later he took the name Tito if I recall correctly.....dude was pretty funny.
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Shizzo is another guy that takes it and delivers it swallows.
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Corrected
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easily the most popular and hated getbigger of all time, i'm in shock
october 2021 is the worst month in getbig history losing pellius and squad :'(
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We crossed paths a few times, he was a funny guy. What denomination of middle eastern was he? With a last name like "Mirza", I take it he was Iranian maybe? Anyone know?
I remember the one time he called in to the Special Ed show to speak with Jason and Block, he opened up with a firm, "Heyyyy fagget" when addressing some other guest (think it might have been Derrick Anthony) and Ed quickly disconnected his call.
Like many that have passed by these parts, he had his time and was a very funny individual.
Does anyone know whether he used any other usernames?
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his made a name for himself as "sarcasm", but before then he was "mirz'
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Getbig greats have been falling recently.
Nice to see his family made him an obituary.
Rip fella.
i don't see an actual obituary, just says that he died am i missing something?
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I’ll never again see the: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOM
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Concur.
I admire both Goodrum and Bhanks for knowing how to take it and ditch it.
Both guys provide great entertainment.
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I get cursed out about 4 times a day at work and has bern that way for many years at other jobs...corrections officer, security, customer service..etc.
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RIP . Loved the drama back in the day
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RIP to one of the greatest. Loved reading his posts.
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PIP - I really laughed my ass off a couple of times because of that guy years ago ;D
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I get cursed out about 4 times a day at work and has bern that way for many years at other jobs...corrections officer, security, customer service..etc.
There's a talent in that, particularly in having the kind of patience that allows you to process the insults and keep your cool throughout the exchanges.
That's a great skill to have in this world.
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different bloke or fake...believe what you want
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different bloke or fake...believe what you want
Release your knowledge.
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Release your knowledge.
just my opinion.
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Has there been any confirmation of Dave's passing?
I'd hate for us to make this guy out to be dead if this was some prank or if maybe someone just created one of those online memorial pages.
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Has there been any confirmation of Dave's passing?
I'd hate for us to make this guy out to be dead if this was some prank or if maybe someone just created one of those online memorial pages.
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This:
https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/david-mirza-obituary?pid=200477737 (https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/david-mirza-obituary?pid=200477737)
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Funeral Home -
https://www.buggsfuneralhome.com/obits - put Mirza into the search.
Facebook - Dave's in the comments of a Missouri news station using the Florida Gators pic -
https://m.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/150768365020869 .
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Facebooks -
Florida (look at the friends list, it's mostly people from Missouri) -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.52831 - Florida.
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.963 .
Missouri -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.167 .
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.39566 .
( The Stacy in the friends list here is probably the one that posted in the first page obit ).
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You guys can ask if you want, but it seems reasonably certain. Squad seemed like a private guy in real life, so I don't want to dig around anymore.
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Oh brother. I bet you’re the type of guy...
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RIP
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rip big man
according to one of his facebook posts he had a stroke in april 2014
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RIP Squad, place was never really the same after you left. But what goes around comes around and you gave out plenty. Funny times RIP.
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Hes was a fan of adonis and natty bbing
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Funeral Home -
https://www.buggsfuneralhome.com/obits - put Mirza into the search.
Facebook - Dave's in the comments of a Missouri news station using the Florida Gators pic -
https://m.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/150768365020869 .
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Facebooks -
Florida (look at the friends list, it's mostly people from Missouri) -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.52831 - Florida.
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.963 .
Missouri -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.167 .
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.39566 .
( The Stacy in the friends list here is probably the one that posted in the first page obit ).
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You guys can ask if you want, but it seems reasonably certain. Squad seemed like a private guy in real life, so I don't want to dig around anymore.
Seems pretty legit BB.
Thank you.
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Funeral Home -
https://www.buggsfuneralhome.com/obits - put Mirza into the search.
Facebook - Dave's in the comments of a Missouri news station using the Florida Gators pic -
https://m.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/150768365020869 .
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Facebooks -
Florida (look at the friends list, it's mostly people from Missouri) -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.52831 - Florida.
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.963 .
Missouri -
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.167 .
https://www.facebook.com/david.mirza.39566 .
( The Stacy in the friends list here is probably the one that posted in the first page obit ).
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You guys can ask if you want, but it seems reasonably certain. Squad seemed like a private guy in real life, so I don't want to dig around anymore.
damn he was still an owning machine in that facebook chat 8)
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damn he was still an owning machine in that facebook chat 8)
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Man, he really hated Tony La Russa
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:D
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:D
Jeez, between this and the domestic violence he really was a piece of shit. Good riddance.
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Squadfather tackles race relations -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Mu1fFS9fPIEJ:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/st-louis-police-investigating-deadly-shooting-outside-nightclub/227365523957066/+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .
Squad supports prison sex -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ShPbfVzzxu0J:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/260992273928079+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (middle of page).
Squad on 1st offenses -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YvyYjIMHqn0J:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/mizzou-football-coach-gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi-last-night-httpwwwfox2nowcomn/175195675908695/+&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .
Squad on lost wallets -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:5brNrgFJhocJ:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/did-you-lose-something-at-busch-stadium-this-season-lost-items-include-198-cell-/271138052928269/+&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (middle of page).
Squad gives an old lady the business -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:OzsN_obgRBEJ:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/here-are-a-few-pictures-of-bob-forsch-httpwwwfox2nowcomnewsktvi-photos-bob-forsc/123580827751525/+&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (end of page).
Squad critiques a reporter -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xcWHTgPJJ9wJ:https://hi-in.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/join-martin-kilcoyne-and-special-guest-orlando-pace-aeneas-williams-tonight-at-6/10150439718364228/+&cd=10&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (all the way at the bottom).
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So who was Mars? If I remember correctly Quincy Taylor was happy that "the squad" approved of him.
Toney Freeman.
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:D
“Brytnee” :D :D :D
Squad critiques a reporter -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xcWHTgPJJ9wJ:https://hi-in.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/join-martin-kilcoyne-and-special-guest-orlando-pace-aeneas-williams-tonight-at-6/10150439718364228/+&cd=10&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (all the way at the bottom).
ROFL!!!!
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Facebook - Dave's in the comments of a Missouri news station using the Florida Gators pic -
https://m.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/150768365020869 .
Yep - looks like Squad father's account [one of them]:
https://m.facebook.com/Daverelli
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Squadfather tackles race relations -
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Mu1fFS9fPIEJ:https://www.facebook.com/FOX2Now/posts/st-louis-police-investigating-deadly-shooting-outside-nightclub/227365523957066/+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .
Great thread!
Great find!
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Great thread!
Great find!
A gift for you, Squad's racial account - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005668994882 .
You need to sign in to see it.
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Poor Dave wasn't cut out for Rxmuscle -
"David Mirza The Official Bros V Pros Event from RxMuscle.com
March 20, 2012 ·
why do you guys delete every comment asking where the videos are and also ban anyone who doesnt kiss ass and compliment every pro on your message board? i made a simple comment about Aaron Singerman doing half reps on his db inclines and i was warned and then banned for 2 weeks, when i tries to log back on i was banned for life, are you pussies so insecure that you cant handle someone speaking the truth?"
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Fun Squadfather fact, he was a huge fan of Manson/Tate LaBianca stuff - books, podcasts, etc....
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PIP, him and Bluto were two of the best posters at pissing people off when I first joined.
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apparently, he was buried in a piano crate..........
plus, it was a easy funeral for the priest because you really don't have to do a ceremony or any readings when nobody attends
this is where I'm supposed to say "....but he was a good guy"
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so, with all that preface, eat shit in the afterlife, Dave
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jnn, do you think it is good taste to make fun of a dead guy, who can't fight back?
If you have passionate feelings towards the old man you sucked off, you should tell him how you feel before he kicks the bucket.
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jnn, do you think it is good taste to make fun of a dead guy, who can't fight back?
omg- absolutely
it's kinda like making fun of the Amish because they'll never find out
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apparently, he was buried in a piano crate..........
plus, it was a easy funeral for the priest because you really don't have to do a ceremony or any readings when nobody attends
this is where I'm supposed to say "....but he was a good guy"
haha come on johnny he made fun of everything, he didn't just single out you or anybody else
i got banned from a forum for saying the virus came from china, him speaking his mind back in 2006 was a breath of fresh air let alone today
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haha come on johnny he made fun of everything, he didn't just single out you or anybody else
i got banned from a forum for saying the virus came from china, him speaking his mind back in 2006 was a breath of fresh air let alone today
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Isn't that exactly what Johnny is doing?
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When I first signed up to Getbig Sarcasm was in his prime, dishing out ownings and his underlings in the squad backing him up with further insults.
I was a young kid and when Dave was online there were times I was almost too afraid to post :-X
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When I first signed up to Getbig Sarcasm was in his prime, dishing out ownings and his underlings in the squad backing him up with further insults.
I was a young kid and when Dave was online there were times I was almost too afraid to post :-X
And now as an old man, you waited until he died to post?
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I have a valid excuse, I've been on a business trip with kiwiol....
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He was a very funny guy. RIP.
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When I first signed up to Getbig Sarcasm was in his prime, dishing out ownings and his underlings in the squad backing him up with further insults.
I was a young kid and when Dave was online there were times I was almost too afraid to post :-X
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In the end, the ultimate owning takes his life.
Who was it that outed him and chased him away from here for good? posting the address of his trailer.
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In the end, the ultimate owning takes his life.
Who was it that outed him and chased him away from here for good? posting the address of his trailer.
Derek Anthony got the credit, but it was Alex, and a few other disgruntle squad members that outed him, maybe Special Ed too. I also sorta remember when he started to call into various podcasts, more and more stuff came out.
In the end Dave got too comfortable. If he just stayed the anonymous Squadfather, he probably would've been here till the end.
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life."
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Derek Anthony got the credit, but it was Alex, and a few other disgruntle squad members that outed him, maybe Special Ed too. I also sorta remember when he started to call into various podcasts, more and more stuff came out.
In the end Dave got too comfortable. If he just stayed the anonymous Squadfather, he probably would've been here till the end.
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life."
DAAAAAAAAAVEE
PHOOOOOIOOOOONE
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Derek Anthony got the credit, but it was Alex, and a few other disgruntle squad members that outed him, maybe Special Ed too. I also sorta remember when he started to call into various podcasts, more and more stuff came out.
In the end Dave got too comfortable. If he just stayed the anonymous Squadfather, he probably would've been here till the end.
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life."
You’re a Getbig historian and a scholar and I really appreciate it
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I have a valid excuse, I've been on a business trip with kiwiol....
When is that kiwi going to be back online?
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Derek Anthony got the credit, but it was Alex, and a few other disgruntle squad members that outed him, maybe Special Ed too. I also sorta remember when he started to call into various podcasts, more and more stuff came out.
In the end Dave got too comfortable. If he just stayed the anonymous Squadfather, he probably would've been here till the end.
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life."
Truer words have never been written. Your enemies come with smiles, as your friends and they're typically the people who've cared for you over the years. Those are the people that whack you at the end.
I've known countless members that over the years have left the forum because they have lost anonymity. Also, I've seen/experienced firsthand when members who you trusted end up betraying you. It's a rotten world we live in and you never know who you can trust.
Word to the wise for younger members, keep your identity to yourself. Some people here have become friends over the years and we've spoken over the phone and established good rapport, but not everyone can be trusted with your information.
Does anyone know what Dave Mirza did for a living?
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Does anyone know what Dave Mirza did for a living?
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Residuals from all of the tiny tits he owned more than a decade ago.
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He was really funny and original.
I remember the stories he would tell about confronting people at the grocery store and random places.
All lies, but he was actually hilarious.
The king of one line comebacks.
Once he was outed it fell apart because everyone knew he was a fat low life internet warrior.
But i think he was probably the best poster in GB history.
The Squad days were brutal.
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He was really funny and original.
I remember the stories he would tell about confronting people at the grocery store and random places.
All lies, but he was actually hilarious.
The king of one line comebacks.
Once he was outed it fell apart because everyone knew he was a fat low life internet warrior.
But i think he was probably the best poster in GB history.
The Squad days were brutal.
But were you around for VikingPower, Goatboy, the days of Tom Prince, Bob Chick, Sean Ray, Chad Mower, SuckMyMuscle etc?
We've had many interesting posters over the years. I mean MANY. Chaos can certainly chime in on some of the greats.
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But were you around for VikingPower, Goatboy, the days of Tom Prince, Bob Chick, Sean Ray, Chad Mower, SuckMyMuscle etc?
We've had many interesting posters over the years. I mean MANY. Chaos can certainly chime in on some of the greats.
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When I reminisce, one that always stands out like a beacon is UK Gold.
His famous quote shook Getbig to its core and remains one of the greatest self ownings.
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But were you around for VikingPower, Goatboy, the days of Tom Prince, Bob Chick, Sean Ray, Chad Mower, SuckMyMuscle etc?
We've had many interesting posters over the years. I mean MANY. Chaos can certainly chime in on some of the greats.
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Yeah i've been here since 2002. This is my third account. ;D
The Mower days were funny; Goatboy and VP were hilarious.
Jodels hooking up with that one guy and the picture of them posted here.
The Pro BBer meltdowns were great too.
Milos coming here to post lies trying to defend his honor.
Blockhead and Special Ed told the best stories, talented writers.
I even thought Alex23 was really funny, but he lost it over the years. At least he lived the life he spoke about, mostly at least.
SMM being exposed was one of the best, as were a lot of other people like pillowtalk and pumpster.
I just recall Sarcasm/SF being hilarious. Always enjoyed watching him make people meltdown with just a few simple posts.
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Isn't that exactly what Johnny is doing?
squad used to make fun of johnny, i'm saying johnny shouldn't be bothered about that
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In the end, the ultimate owning takes his life.
Who was it that outed him and chased him away from here for good? posting the address of his trailer.
squad called in to special ed and blockhead's podcast, big nation radio
squad insulted alex's black wife with racial slurs on the forum, alex got his phone number from special ed, there is no evidence special ed thought alex was using it for "revenge" or anything like that, special ed and blockhead definitely preferred squad over alex
then alex used his phone number to find his real name and address, he gave it to derek anthony and he posted it on getbig showing that squad lived in a trailer with his girlfriend and her son who was allegedly black though i don't think that was confirmed
the day of owning tiny tits was over, the bully became the bullied
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Truer words have never been written. Your enemies come with smiles, as your friends and they're typically the people who've cared for you over the years. Those are the people that whack you at the end.
I've known countless members that over the years have left the forum because they have lost anonymity. Also, I've seen/experienced firsthand when members who you trusted end up betraying you. It's a rotten world we live in and you never know who you can trust.
Word to the wise for younger members, keep your identity to yourself. Some people here have become friends over the years and we've spoken over the phone and established good rapport, but not everyone can be trusted with your information.
Does anyone know what Dave Mirza did for a living?
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Et tu,brute?
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Truer words have never been written. Your enemies come with smiles, as your friends and they're typically the people who've cared for you over the years. Those are the people that whack you at the end.
I've known countless members that over the years have left the forum because they have lost anonymity. Also, I've seen/experienced firsthand when members who you trusted end up betraying you. It's a rotten world we live in and you never know who you can trust.
Word to the wise for younger members, keep your identity to yourself. Some people here have become friends over the years and we've spoken over the phone and established good rapport, but not everyone can be trusted with your information.
Does anyone know what Dave Mirza did for a living?
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x2, most "bad situations" on getbig in my experience result from someone posting too much information about themself or their family/friends/coworkers/etc.
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x2, most "bad situations" on getbig in my experience result from someone posting too much information about themself or their family/friends/coworkers/etc.
There are a select few, like Josh, Bhanks, Shaun (Shizzo), Melvin Goodrum, Taylor (TBombz) that can get away with it, but for most others, it doesn't end well.
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Does anyone know what Dave Mirza did for a living?
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He was a greeter at Wal-Mart. He owned tiny tits who gave him any crap when he tried to hand them a cart ... "Hahahahahaha ... Oh, brother, these fuckin' guys..."
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Squad's epic reflection in glass door photo belongs in the Smithsonian.
But was the potato chip eating pic in this thread also Dave? (as some claimed)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=156111.msg2187876#msg2187876
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Squad's epic reflection in glass door photo belongs in the Smithsonian.
But was the potato eating chip pic in this thread also Dave (as some claimed.)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=156111.msg2187876#msg2187876
It always amazed me how many people on here sided with Dave and claimed he was this huge muscular guy based on that reflection pic.
I always knew he would be some fat dude with lunch lady arms.
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Oh no! RIP SquadFather!!
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Who was it that outed him and chased him away from here for good? posting the address of his trailer.
Squadfather....check
Groink....check
Who's next?
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He was really funny and original.
I remember the stories he would tell about confronting people at the grocery store and random places.
All lies, but he was actually hilarious.
The king of one line comebacks.
Once he was outed it fell apart because everyone knew he was a fat low life internet warrior.
But i think he was probably the best poster in GB history.
The Squad days were brutal.
It's even better that he was a fat low life internet warrior. Getting owned by a fat Paki is worse than getting owned by Arnold or someone else successful.
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I have a valid excuse, I've been on a business trip with kiwiol....
That’s one long trip…
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Just saw this thread and clicked on the obit link.
I never met the man and in fairness to Squad, I doubt he'd want to meet or even talk with me.
However, while I rarely agreed with his posted views, he was a funny, memorable getbigger.
Sure, he should have done more cardio and cut wt, etc.
But like many legendary getbiggers, he lived life on his terms .
Plus, none of us know when the big guy upstairs calls it a day for us.
RIP Squadfather
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I have a valid excuse, I've been on a wrestling trip with Khee Wee....
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The Legendary Blockhead here! Can’t log onto my old account for whatever reason. Not sure if Ron manipulated my password or The Choad figured it out and stuck it to me again. Either way let me give ol’ Squad / sarcasm the eulogy he deserves. Props to “mothballs” for letting me log in. ;)
We cannot deny Diamond Dave Mirza at one point in his career here *was* Getbig. He was everything this forum encompassed during the golden years of 2003 - 2009. To the newbs of this forum those were the years the entire bodybuilding/fitness industry literally moved and shook with what we posted here. Everything lived or died on this forum. Pro’s studied our posts with fear and trembling, fitness girls ran for the hills and ManOnion even made specific calls to have things removed. Hell, supplement companies studied our thoughts and opinions so did Steve Gluteman.
Getbig ruled the world and Squadfather spearheaded the attack on the good, the bad and the ugly in the NPC/IFBB not to mention the tiny tits and less superior members of this board.
Glorious times it was. There is TikTok famous and IG famous in the present day but make no mistake it was more prestigious to be Getbig famous at one time. It’s true. Board members on Getbig at one point were just as popular and well known as Mr Olympia himself. That is a fact.
Let’s go over some of Squad’s better moments:
- Making Mat Duvall back out of meeting up to verify his lifts.
- Driving Derek Anthony to the brink of suicide on a daily basis.
- Creating one of the most illustrious organizations ever to grace this board known as The Squad.
- Causing regulars on here to lay in a puddle of their own drool from the massive ownings causing some to never return or create new gimmicks in hopes of redemption.
We cannot deny the man knew bodybuilding and he knew pop culture. His wit was unrivaled and he was relentless. The unspoken rule here at Getbig was it is better to have Squad on your side.
Allow me now to go over his downfall:
He came on Big Nation Radio. It’s been said before once you are HEARD you are now a TURD.
He also gave up his name.
He also posted that infamous blurry screen door picture out of temptation and pressure. He gave up his mystery. That’s what he had going for him. His anonymity.
That was all during the turning point of Getbig. Where doxing and outing became the thing here.
Dave was massively outed by UK legend… davidpaul.
He was never quite the same. Real pics were posted showing he wasn’t the savage beast he pretended he was. He was simply a hefty jolly Middle Eastern guy who just loved to talk bodybuilding and loved to talk shit amongst his peers. It’s what he really loved to do. He was one of the greatest Internet trolls ever.
Truths & Myths:
He and I did have a friendly relationship most of the time talking on the phone offline sending texts periodically. He had Chicago roots. He had family here and he would come to the city being 5hrs away in the St Louis area but he would never meet up with me. He would just tell me when he was on his way home.
“Bro. Went to a Cubs game. Stopped at this restaurant. We stayed here. We seen this. Seen that. Drove down Lake Shore Drive.”
I knew it was better not to call him out and ask him why he didn’t tell me to maybe meet up for a workout or lunch. He just wouldn’t answer back when I did a couple of times over the years.
I always suspected he didn’t trust me in his heart of hearts.
He was active on M U S C L E Week. He was. But even then he would push Ed and I and try to get under our skin. Exposing what he knew about us IRL. We always suspected he was a boozer. He liked to drink and he would get angry using the forum he was on as his outlet.
Let’s see…
Jenny BEAST did have a powerlifting meet once in his hometown in which he said he was going to as a spectator. I explained she wanted to meet up with him maybe do lunch and even traded their phones numbers. He never showed. She even sent him a text or two which went unfounded. That was maybe around 2008.
In situations like that he would hide from the boards for a couple weeks then have some drinks and log on in a fiery rage attempting to own or humiliate anyone in his path.
Diamond Dave had his demons for sure. Don’t we all.
When he was outed by the clever investigations of davidpaul it devastated him. I mean it leveled him.
He called me and Ed and his first words were….
“What do I do now?”
He was never the same. Ever. He didn’t know how to recoup and recover from that. He couldn’t hide anymore.
Over the years he and I lost touch. As we all know MW went defunct after a virus was unleashed on the site and it became too much of a hassle.
Ed and I became less active on Getbig and social media sort of took over the landscape making forums almost as obscure and irrelevant as VCR’s.
It’s good to see this forum stand the test of time. Seeing many of the old regulars. Makes me proud.
Despite all Dave’s lesser points he was a decent guy. I suspect he was lonely and didn’t have a good personal life. I also suspected he was an alcoholic and had social anxieties. Something tells me he used anti depressants and was dependent on family.
Here’s to Diamond Dave Mirza. One of the greatest most feared jesters this board has ever witnessed.
Forum scholars not even born yet will be studying his work one day. I truly believe that.
What stuck with me the most is I still use “quotation marks” when I text people mostly women I run Game on because it always throws them off and confuses them.
Ex; Okay, “Michelle” , “I’ll text you later “Janet”.
Such brilliance that he brought to fruition here.
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Derek Anthony got the credit, but it was Alex, and a few other disgruntle squad members that outed him, maybe Special Ed too. I also sorta remember when he started to call into various podcasts, more and more stuff came out.
In the end Dave got too comfortable. If he just stayed the anonymous Squadfather, he probably would've been here till the end.
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life."
Derek Anthony did get the credit but it was davidpaul who did the leg work. He just used Derek as his pawn. davidpaul would literally call me from the UK while it was happening and told me he funneled all the pics and info to Derek Anthony.
The potato chip guy was not him but everything else was.
Address etc.
Honestly? It was the doxing that took this forum to epic to mediocre. I don’t think Alex had much to do with Diamond Dave being outed.
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It’s good to see this forum stand the test of time. Seeing many of the old regulars. Makes me proud.
This forum is a special place. It's not just a bunch of meatheads and teenagers like most other bb forums, it's a lot of people with a lot of interesting backgrounds and interests who are largely very intelligent and happen to enjoy the "iron game" (oh brother). I will read and post here until either I or the forum are defunct.
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Derek Anthony did get the credit but it was davidpaul who did the leg work. He just used Derek as his pawn. davidpaul would literally call me from the UK while it was happening and told me he funneled all the pics and info to Derek Anthony.
The potato chip guy was not him but everything else was.
Address etc.
Honestly? It was the doxing that took this forum to epic to mediocre. I don’t think Alex had much to do with Diamond Dave being outed.
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Thank you for fleshing out the story, and correcting it :).
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Either way let me give ol’ Squad / sarcasm the eulogy he deserves. Props to “mothballs” for letting me log in. ;)
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Excellent summation.
Dave "Squad" was certainly a character. He was around during some of the more exciting times here on GetBig. We just had so many damn personalities that got a kick out of pure humor and clever banter. It was the wild west of forums (in many ways it still is) and we had an incredibly talented group of trolls that cared less about destroying the forum and instead really became part of the landscape over the years.
This literally became a place where trolls could feel as if they were finally at home. That's a testament in itself considering that most of the major bodybuilding forums have gone defunct.
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The potato chip guy was not him but everything else was.
Good to get a final answer on the potato chip pic which (at the time) even Squad-ally Mars said was Dave.
Anyway...if Dave had any regrets on his deathbed, then eating a bag of chips (or never really dieting) probably wasn't one of 'em.
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Good to get a final answer on the potato chip pic which (at the time) even Squad-ally Mars said was Dave.
Anyway...if Dave had any regrets on his deathbed, then eating a bag of chips (or never really dieting) probably wasn't one of 'em.
Link to Potato Chip pic?
I have vague memories
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Link to Potato Chip pic?
I have vague memories
First post in this big thread -
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=136621.0 .
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i'm surprised anybody thought he was actually the potato chip guy, i thought that was an obvious joke
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First post in this big thread -
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=136621.0 .
LOL
I remember those pics now
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This forum is a special place. It's not just a bunch of meatheads and teenagers like most other bb forums, it's a lot of people with a lot of interesting backgrounds and interests who are largely very intelligent and happen to enjoy the "iron game" (oh brother). I will read and post here until either I or the forum are defunct.
You absolutely nailed it with this post 💯 8)
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Still living in people's minds and owning them.
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Still living in people's minds and owning them.
x2, you can tell his true impact by how obsessed so many posters still are with him even though he hasn't posted in years.
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i'm surprised anybody thought he was actually the potato chip guy
Given the amount of fanfare potato chip guy has garnered so far, I wonder if we could possibly get a hold of him and get him to post here. He would clearly fit right in.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136621.0;attach=152691;image)
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Given the amount of fanfare potato chip guy has garnered so far, I wonder if we could possibly get a hold of him and get him to post here. He would clearly fit right in.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136621.0;attach=152691;image)
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What if potato chip guy is actually Howard?
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I have utilized the " " on people's names on other places.
Drives them absolutely insane, especially when it's their real name.
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It's even better that he was a fat low life internet warrior. Getting owned by a fat Paki is worse than getting owned by Arnold or someone else successful.
Haha this is a great point I was disappointed back then when seen how he really looked but what you said is a better way to look at it now I’m glad he was a fat paki
Nether the less bloke was fucking hilarious looking back now his owning stories were lame but his ability to insult during a back and forth is legendary
Rip
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Given the amount of fanfare potato chip guy has garnered so far, I wonder if we could possibly get a hold of him and get him to post here. He would clearly fit right in.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136621.0;attach=152691;image)
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What’s this guy’s backstory? Does he even lift?
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You absolutely nailed it with this post 💯 8)
Getbig is also much more inclusive than it often receives credit for. For example, some of the most celebrated getbiggers are gay men (Vince G, OMR, UK Jeffly, bhanks, etc.)
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Gay as the day is long
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Gay as the day is long
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I thought that was TA who came up with that
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I thought that was TA who came up with that
Perhaps..but “sarcasm” wore it out
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Perhaps..but “sarcasm” wore it out
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Either way, it is a phrase for the ages. Should probably be on currency.
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I thought that was TA who came up with that
It's from the TV show Friends. Yeah I watch it. No homo
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RIP,
We had lunch together years ago. The man could eat but was massive and held his weight well.
Going off memory this is what he ordered:
12 oysters on a shell
Fresh romaine salad with sprinkle cheese
BBQ potato crisps.
Main course:
Hanger steak with mushroom gravy and onions
Sides of mashed potatoes with turkey gravy.
Grilled tuna steak (I remember this because our waitress couldn't believe he ordered two entrees. Squad overloaded with protein and it showed!!!)
Dessert:
Baked Alaska with caramel drizzle and ice cream
Dolce expresso.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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R.I.P.
Formality.
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When I reminisce, one that always stands out like a beacon is UK Gold.
His famous quote shook Getbig to its core and remains one of the greatest self ownings.
Lol, I just posted about that in the Truce Thread. ;D
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Not even close to the level of troll that vikingpower was.
Not even remotely close.
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RIP,
We had lunch together years ago. The man could eat but was massive and held his weight well.
Going off memory this is what he ordered:
12 oysters on a shell
Fresh romaine salad with sprinkle cheese
BBQ potato crisps.
Main course:
Hanger steak with mushroom gravy and onions
Sides of mashed potatoes with turkey gravy.
Grilled tuna steak (I remember this because our waitress couldn't believe he ordered two entrees. Squad overloaded with protein and it showed!!!)
Dessert:
Baked Alaska with caramel drizzle and ice cream
Dolce expresso.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was he as funny offline as he was online?
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Funny dude. RIP Squadfather. Was Squadfather the guy who tried to tell Jay Cutler how to lift on here?
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Hahahaha Oh Brother. Squadfather always struck me as the sort of chap who’d request in his will to be buried ass up with pleated dockers around his ankles during an open casket. He figured that’s the only way his male “friends” could verify it was him.
PIP Squad
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Hahahaha Oh Brother. Squadfather always struck me as the sort of chap who’d request in his will to be buried ass up with pleated dockers around his ankles during an open casket. He figured that’s the only way his male “friends” could verify it was him.
PIP Squad
Nicely said, “big guy”. I wish I knew about his passing earlier. I would’ve sent his imaginary widow 10 pounds of grass-fed ground beef (rinsed of course)
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Funny dude. RIP Squadfather. Was Squadfather the guy who tried to tell Jay Cutler how to lift on here?
I believe it was True Adonis who gave Jay arm training advices
Jay went on to win some Olympias after this
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Funny dude. RIP Squadfather. Was Squadfather the guy who tried to tell Jay Cutler how to lift on here?
I believe it was True Adonis who gave Jay arm training advices
Jay went on to win some Olympias after this
There was the other Alex too that gave Cutler advices.
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There was the other Alex too that gave Cutler advices.
Yes Alex was his name. hahah
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Yes Alex was his name. hahah
That's right. He was a moviestar too, was the guy who opened a door in the movie 300.
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There was the other Alexxx too that gave Cutler advices.
He also wrote a chest program for Lee Priest.
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Alexxx, for christs sake. this is important getbig lore, people ;D
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Not even close to the level of troll that vikingpower was.
Not even remotely close.
i saw both, squad had likable qualities and was the better troll hence how people remember him and nobody other than old timers like you, me, and a few others remember jimmy
jimmy was a vindictive, sensitive, petty, sociopath with zero likable qualities that ultimately got owned by a girl at his own game, no doubt that eats at him to this day if it didn't cause him to self delete
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I believe it was True Adonis who gave Jay arm training advices
Jay went on to win some Olympias after this
Nah, that’s was alexxx..wild ass Canadian kid who was in the movie 300..he only wrote lee priest a training program
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Nah, that’s was alexxx..wild ass Canadian kid who was in the movie 300..he only wrote lee priest a training program
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Alexxx has a major film credit to his name, Jay doesn't. Perhaps he should have heeded his advice after all ;D