I don't know why people get so pissed about a public official using, or abusing, the services of a hooker. I mean, sex calms you down so... from a political prospective it helps you make better decisions because you're not thinking about pussy every 5 minutes (or dick in the case of the republicans). It's simple pussy-conomics.
Shit, have you ever been to a club where most of the crowd are women? Beautiful thing, no fights, niggas being polite to one another... Now, go to a club where it's mostly men and you can't even count the fights that just break out out of the blue, without provocation. Pussy is a powerful thing. It's the male's kryptonite. If every male around the world got pussy at least once a day.... shhhhhit! the whole world would look like a hippie lovetown.
However, most males suffer from pussy-withdrawal syndrome, and they let the testosterone do the talking (specially the republicans, who want to bomb anything that moves). And we all know what a bad idea that is (unless you're lifting weights). So, going back to the subject, I salute Spitzer for hitting the pussy. Good for him! I'm pretty sure that while he was playing customer # 9 he wasn't thinking about making decisions that would kill thousands of people. Furthermore, after getting the sweet pussy I'm pretty sure he went home and he did not bitch and moan about his shirts not being ironed or his shoes not being polished. It's called the pussy effect: it calms you down. It's like getting high on Marķa.
That brings me to the story about two bulls going up a mountain. One was the father bull and the other was the son bull. Once both bulls reached the top of the mountain they stumbled upon an incredible sight: thousands and thousands of cows grazing over endless green pastures. The son bull said: "Dad! Look! Why don't we run and fuck one of the cows?!". To what the father bull, happily, responded: "No son. I have a better idea, why don't we WALK and fuck ALL the cows?".
Ahhhh! Pussssy!
Spitzer for president.
