Another lame gimmick from the orange toddler. He gets cheaper and more desperate every day. Predictably. No one but MAGAtards would wear these obviously. (They can't buy groceries, feed their kids, pay their utilities, move out of mommy's house, afford health care, but they would sell a kidney to buy one when it hits eBay.) Which makes me wonder about the features.
Is the T for Tard?
Are the Hightops more expensive because it's equipped with height / toe pad inserts?
Do the Hightops have extra room for the ankle monitor device?
Are they orthopedic approved for those with debilitating bone spurs?
How is the support? Strong but flexible enough to dodge drafts.
How many rubles will they take?
Was Drago wearing these in Rocky?
Will they help you win races? Foot races or election races, seems like losing those are a common theme here.
Would Pele wear them while kicking golf balls?
Since they are not Made In America, can you wear them and still be a Patriot? Or are you supporting the enemy?
Did he hire George Santos to design these? They look like something a Brazilian drag queen would wear.
If I pay $399 for these, can I still complain about inflation?
Is there a student discount for Trump University students?
Do the sneakers come with a dictionary? So MAGA world can look up the meaning of "surrender?" Because someone claiming to never surrender has done exactly that 4 times now.
They are all sold out, with a delivery date of July (if they are even delivered) so that makes one think : Since the orange toddler isn't making them himself - because he can't be trusted to run a hot dog stand in his own hometown - what are the chances this initial roll out is the last we will ever see of them because he won't pay the producer?
As was stated : “Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life.”
Cue in the usual whining, deflecting, distracting, off topic, retarded, TDfS and TV static posts now.
