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danielson

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"I totally never do this"
« on: August 01, 2008, 07:02:27 AM »
Why is it that every time you pick up a whore from the bar, she always says "I am totally not like this" or "I can't believe I just did that" after you fuck them? Do they think we are that stupid? I picked up a whore last Saturday and she was fucking me like a porn star, and at the same time saying "I have never done anything like this before" ::) Women are such idiots.
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 07:18:44 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 01, 2008, 07:02:27 AM
Why is it that every time you pick up a whore from the bar, she always says "I am totally not like this" or "I can't believe I just did that" after you fuck them? Do they think we are that stupid? I picked up a whore last Saturday and she was fucking me like a porn star, and at the same time saying "I have never done anything like this before" ::) Women are such idiots.



Bigger fish to fry.
the James peon is on the g/o questioning your greatness >:(
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danielson

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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 07:19:38 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 01, 2008, 07:18:44 AM


Bigger fish to fry.
the James peon is on the g/o questioning your greatness >:(

True, but he is just looking for attention.
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2008, 07:22:13 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 01, 2008, 07:19:38 AM
True, but he is just looking for attention.



Long as your ok with him because if you just said the word we would be forced to thrash him :)
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 07:23:50 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 01, 2008, 07:22:13 AM


Long as your ok with him because if you just said the word we would be forced to thrash him :)

Lol thanks. Maybe later, I gotta scram in a few.
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 07:26:03 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 01, 2008, 07:22:13 AM


Long as your ok with him because if you just said the word we would be forced to thrash him :)

lol. It is a little annoying when someone new is on the board questioning why mods moved an irrelevant thread
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 09:18:22 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 01, 2008, 07:02:27 AM
Why is it that every time you pick up a whore from the bar, she always says "I am totally not like this" or "I can't believe I just did that" after you fuck them? Do they think we are that stupid? I picked up a whore last Saturday and she was fucking me like a porn star, and at the same time saying "I have never done anything like this before" ::) Women are such idiots.

& they think we are as well.
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 09:45:13 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 01, 2008, 07:02:27 AM
Why is it that every time you pick up a whore from the bar, she always says "I am totally not like this" or "I can't believe I just did that" after you fuck them? Do they think we are that stupid? I picked up a whore last Saturday and she was fucking me like a porn star, and at the same time saying "I have never done anything like this before" ::) Women are such idiots.

Proves they'll even lie to themselves.
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2008, 09:50:48 AM »
I remember a girl calling me the night after a party because she fucked me in the bathroom and I told my boy right after that. She kept saying "listen I don't do things like that, I don't want people to talk about me" and I just kept saying "yeah but you did do that"
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2008, 09:58:12 AM »
That shit offends me too.

Why not be honest with themselves?
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2008, 10:31:08 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 01, 2008, 07:02:27 AM
Why is it that every time you pick up a whore from the bar, she always says "I am totally not like this" or "I can't believe I just did that" after you fuck them? Do they think we are that stupid? I picked up a whore last Saturday and she was fucking me like a porn star, and at the same time saying "I have never done anything like this before" ::) Women are such idiots.

its a self respect thing

they are kidding themselves on

that they aren't like us just out for the sex
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Re: "I totally never do this"
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2008, 10:33:43 AM »
haha yeah...i got that line before...i just tell them..."thats crazy that its your first time...its mine too"
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