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Bodybuilding vs BMW
« on: April 04, 2024, 09:49:19 PM »
Greetings to all beautiful motherfckers. Hope everyone is well.

The wife got a new BMW. I am still a competitive bodybuilder.

Her fancy rig has some idiotic “auto shut off” system, that automatically shuts off the engine every single time you stop the car for more than two seconds. It’s some sort of California, go green, save the world bullshit. It’s completely asinine. WTF BMW?  The car should never turn off unless you want to turn it off.

Bodybuilders too should never “stop” talking PEDs once they start. You can switch compounds. You can cruise. You can step on the gas hard. Just never come off.

Moral of the story? None I suppose.

Carry on good people.
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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2024, 10:00:24 PM »
On most cars there is an option to disable this feature. Unfortunately it’s not an option on my 2025 Dodge Challenger Nick Walker Edition.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2024, 12:10:31 AM »
Greetings to all beautiful motherfckers. Hope everyone is well.

The wife got a new BMW. I am still a competitive bodybuilder.

Her fancy rig has some idiotic “auto shut off” system, that automatically shuts off the engine every single time you stop the car for more than two seconds. It’s some sort of California, go green, save the world bullshit. It’s completely asinine. WTF BMW?  The car should never turn off unless you want to turn it off.

Bodybuilders too should never “stop” talking PEDs once they start. You can switch compounds. You can cruise. You can step on the gas hard. Just never come off.

Moral of the story? None I suppose.

Carry on good people.

Drive it for 4-5 years then get rid of it

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2024, 01:40:00 AM »
Yeah, I'm still not used to seeing it on the road. I thought people were stalling out next to me at the stop lights  :D

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2024, 01:55:33 AM »
Greetings to all beautiful motherfckers. Hope everyone is well.

The wife got a new BMW. I am still a competitive bodybuilder.

Her fancy rig has some idiotic “auto shut off” system, that automatically shuts off the engine every single time you stop the car for more than two seconds. It’s some sort of California, go green, save the world bullshit. It’s completely asinine. WTF BMW?  The car should never turn off unless you want to turn it off.

Bodybuilders too should never “stop” talking PEDs once they start. You can switch compounds. You can cruise. You can step on the gas hard. Just never come off.

Moral of the story? None I suppose.

Carry on good people.

Great to see you post Tommy! Hope youre doing good!

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2024, 02:18:11 AM »
Greetings to all beautiful motherfckers. Hope everyone is well.

The wife got a new BMW. I am still a competitive bodybuilder.

Her fancy rig has some idiotic “auto shut off” system, that automatically shuts off the engine every single time you stop the car for more than two seconds. It’s some sort of California, go green, save the world bullshit. It’s completely asinine. WTF BMW?  The car should never turn off unless you want to turn it off.

Bodybuilders too should never “stop” talking PEDs once they start. You can switch compounds. You can cruise. You can step on the gas hard. Just never come off.

Moral of the story? None I suppose.

Carry on good people.

lmao

Imagine buying a car made after 2008. 

There's been no good progress since then.  They've just identified more and more ways for cars to annoy their drivers.

A new car is pleb.  An old Volvo is patrician.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2024, 02:31:36 AM »
lmao

Imagine buying a car made after 2008. 

There's been no good progress since then.  They've just identified more and more ways for cars to annoy their drivers.

A new car is pleb.  An old Volvo is patrician.

when i was back in cbus in 2021 over 50% of the cars on the road were grey

what the fuck is it wit dis shit ???

my moms car was grey and so was my aunts and my friend car was grey as well :D :D :D

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2024, 02:38:06 AM »
Ford vs. Ferrari


Bodybuilding vs. BMW

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2024, 03:31:40 AM »
This stop/start BS being around for awhile now. I have it on my F150 but  always turn it off. May save you some gas if you drive in lots of traffic and red lights ,but battery and starter lifespan will def. drop  IMO.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2024, 03:48:06 AM »
All the German makes have it and have had it for some time. Germany is more militant about the environment than the US. However, most of these cars now have mild hybrid systems that make the off and on less noticeable than it used to be. I barely notice it now where in the past it was really annoying. What BMW did she get?

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2024, 03:55:29 AM »
It might save you some fuel, but the "carbon footprint" of the giant battery the car needs is not very greta friendly. Plus the shorter battery/starter engine maintenance intervals.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2024, 04:01:20 AM »
Her fancy rig has some idiotic “auto shut off” system, that automatically shuts off the engine every single time you stop the car for more than two seconds. It’s some sort of California, go green, save the world bullshit. It’s completely asinine. WTF BMW?  The car should never turn off unless you want to turn it off.

Bodybuilders too should never “stop” talking PEDs once they start. You can switch compounds. You can cruise. You can step on the gas hard. Just never come off.

x2 spot on, excellent analogy TWB

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2024, 04:15:41 AM »
Getbiggers drive Rolls Royces.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2024, 10:36:16 AM »
Getbiggers drive Rolls Royces.

BMW owns Rolls. If you start taking a Rolls apart you’ll find parts that are marked “BMW.” They are magnificent vehicles nonetheless.

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2024, 12:01:46 PM »
when i was back in cbus in 2021 over 50% of the cars on the road were grey

what the fuck is it wit dis shit ???

my moms car was grey and so was my aunts and my friend car was grey as well :D :D :D

Your moms car is grey, your moms son is gay.



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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2024, 12:05:19 PM »
when i was back in cbus in 2021 over 50% of the cars on the road were grey

what the fuck is it wit dis shit ???

my moms car was grey and so was my aunts and my friend car was grey as well :D :D :D
you cant drive, your comments are not required in this thread

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2024, 12:32:34 PM »
WTF kind of grown man talks about his "moms car" like a schoolboy...

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2024, 12:59:05 PM »
Your moms car is grey, your moms son is gay.

hahahaha

i was in the gym training delts and there were like 30-40 females there and i only wanted to pound 3 of them, WTF, they go there to have hot bods and only fucking 3 of them did, what a nightmare

one was this tres petite married female with a drawf husband he's bout 5'5

maybe i should ask if they are down with swing ;D

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2024, 01:34:19 PM »
hahahaha

i was in the gym training delts and there were like 30-40 females there and i only wanted to pound 3 of them, WTF, they go there to have hot bods and only fucking 3 of them did, what a nightmare

one was this tres petite married female with a drawf husband he's bout 5'5

maybe i should ask if they are down with swing ;D

We have something in common then - I'm into sexy drawf's myself!  (Just the female kind for me - ndh)

Even started a thread about it - trying to drum up some company for mutual masturbation - nobody was interested though... :'(


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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2024, 01:38:19 PM »
Did you buy it or are you renting it through a lease?

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2024, 01:39:03 PM »
I have a newer BMW and you toggle that on and off unless Cali banned it.


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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2024, 01:49:04 PM »
We have something in common then - I'm into sexy drawf's myself!  (Just the female kind for me - ndh)

Even started a thread about it - trying to drum up some company for mutual masturbation - nobody was interested though... :'(



hahaha

he have lots of mean names for short fellas

manlet

drwaf

midgit

shrimp

others?

one of my racist friends would call blacks picaninny whatever the hell that means

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2024, 01:51:44 PM »
hahahaha

i was in the gym training delts and there were like 30-40 females there and i only wanted to pound 3 of them, WTF, they go there to have hot bods and only fucking 3 of them did, what a nightmare

one was this tres petite married female with a drawf husband he's bout 5'5

maybe i should ask if they are down with swing ;D

yep, real hardcore gym you train at...
Our gym doesnt have 40 females in total

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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2024, 04:33:06 PM »
We have something in common then - I'm into sexy drawf's myself!  (Just the female kind for me - ndh)

Even started a thread about it - trying to drum up some company for mutual masturbation - nobody was interested though... :'(



LOL

I don't share this particular fetish taffin, but the fact you can admit this here without fear or judgement is part of what makes this place so great  :D



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Re: Bodybuilding vs BMW
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2024, 05:11:31 PM »
LOL

I don't share this particular fetish taffin, but the fact you can admit this here without fear or judgement is part of what makes this place so great  :D

this fetish is known as "lawn darting"