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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2013, 11:53:23 AM »
Where are his hammies?  Why is he called Big?  He may be "big" in his arab gym, but he is not Big compared to IFBB guys.

He has a very homo look in his eyes*

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2013, 12:55:55 PM »
Legends being omitted from this thread.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2013, 12:15:31 AM »
The definitive winner!!!

Yes it's nice to have a place like GetBig  where you can just kick back and relax and let down your bunny ears and show the world the hole of your butt.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2013, 12:18:51 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2013, 08:00:10 AM »
The definitive winner!!!


It's not all relaxing on here for Taylor. It is hardcore marketing for the gay schmoe community.  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2013, 08:01:32 AM »
Most of you little queers on here saying she's nothing special would probably cum in your pants if she grazed past your elbow.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2013, 01:07:08 PM »
bob cicherillo, if you read this and i know you do, let me tell you, you look like absolute shit

epic teenager forearms, epic oil filled arms, and monster 45inch waistline.

looking like a condom filled with estrogen. :-X

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2013, 05:27:49 PM »
Legends being omitted from this thread.

wasn't there another thread like this one already?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2013, 01:51:45 AM »
people said I tossed Kai's salad because of my brown moustache so I tossed them in an Vat of acid






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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2013, 02:36:13 AM »
I will pay for you to fuck tbombz if you want. 

Seriously, I will... PM me

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2013, 02:43:54 AM »
Seems like this got skimmed over, but this is Vince's husband for Galeniko or any others who didnt know.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2013, 02:59:09 AM »
Galeniko I'm 280 with abs showing, alex owns all haters on the board and off the board



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2013, 07:49:12 AM »
That's from a movie bro. If I were a gaywad, Tay-tay would have to pay me to fuck him..

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2013, 08:14:05 AM »
they see me huge they hatin, mad because typin on getbig keeps them deflatin, galeniko got coke up his nose puttin a wig on tbombz away he blows, i just roll up another blunt, the getbiggers muscles look like A-rods bunts, they want to be big and i say you gay though, your a fraud, quit typin on getbig because instead of fucking madonna you getbiggers fucked A-rod!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2013, 11:41:49 AM »
The P.I.P. Endowment Subsidy (PIPES) was created in 2013 with a generous contribution of $200 from its founder, P.I.P., and an additional $109.23 donation from a rogue’s gallery of incorrigible scoundrels who also serve on its Board of Trustees.  Its purpose is to foster the exchange of amity, fellowship, and bodily fluids between the ogreish man-whore Tbombz and promising young men who are dedicated to improving the art and practice of schmoeing. The value of the inaugural award is $214.25, which is expressly allocated to cover Tbombz’ fee, bus fare, and a couple of refreshing sugary drinks.

Although the ultimate goal is to lay down PIPES around the world, the administration is presently accepting applications only from or near Tbombz’ Stockton, CA, vicinity. Applications are being accepted on a rolling basis and must exhibit the following PIPES standards:

*The Endowment requires evidence of academic achievement (the Board of Trustees has set a rigid cutoff at no lower than coming within 10% of passing the High School Equivalency Exam).
*The Endowment requires evidence of extraordinary vitality, drive, and passion to actualize one’s schmoeing potential to its fullest.
*The Endowment requires evidence of an above-average endowment (either by current photograph, video, or, most preferred, private appointment).
*The Endowment requires that all applications be accompanied with a $750 processing fee.

In addition to meeting these standards, applications must also be accompanied with a 750 word essay on either of the following two topics: (1) Whom do you imagine has a better operatic singing voice: Galeniko or Cswol? (2) Is it gay even if you don’t want it to be?


PIPES News:
The Board of Trustees is proud to announce the winner of the first PIPES prize. He is Manolo Iannone, 18, a soon-to-be graduate of Caesar Chavez High School. Iannone, who originally hails from Argentina, won the award committee over with his sincerity, accomplished study of the violin, and $753 application fee. Excelsior!



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2013, 12:07:29 AM »
To Vince Goodrum:

Are you saying that if you prematurely buy the farm (trailer), you will bequeath such entrepreneurial gems as Caliber Grocery to The Queen?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2013, 12:51:39 AM »
bob chicirello, if you read this and i know you do, let me tell you, you look like absolute shit

epic teenager forearms, epic oil filled arms, and monster 45inch waistline.

looking like a condom filled with estrogen. :-X

Wait this is fucking hilarious. I've clearly been missing some shit on these boards.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2013, 01:31:45 AM »
It's also indisputable that Vince* delivers like nobody does. Whether it's genuine delusions or whether he is serious, the boy brings the funnies in the form of 50 page threads.

I'm waiting for his bodybuilding 'come back' thread.

Vince Goodrum

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2013, 01:53:19 AM »

Wait this is fucking hilarious. I've clearly been missing some shit on these boards.
Would you like some cream in your coffee?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2013, 06:49:27 AM »
Would you like some cream in your coffee?
HAHA, BECAUSE I THINK GETBIG IS FUNNY?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2013, 09:04:19 AM »
HAHA, BECAUSE I THINK GETBIG IS FUNNY?

No, because I think you are a sweet piece of chocolate. They dont call me Jizzo for nothing.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2013, 11:45:39 AM »
Would you like some cream in your coffee?

Stay away from our women mocha women fuck face! You've been warned. >:(
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2013, 11:48:51 AM »
Stay away from our women mocha women fuck face! You've been warned. >:(
lol.  :-*

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2013, 11:51:44 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2013, 02:29:10 PM »
i have a son

he's gonna fuck up your daughter's rectum