I have joined planet fatness

[wes]

Thanks wes!

Just using it as a way to get a quick workout in, like I said, itsnever and there are plenty of machines. I don't know anyone so im in and im out in 45 minutes!

I hear ya` brother.....just started back not too long ago myself.

This shit doesn`t get any easier as you age ,especially if you let yourself go like I did.

Thank God for muscle memory !!

Keep pumping!!

[Dr.J]

Same thing happened where I'm at.  I was a member at a corporate owned Golds that closed permanently just a few weeks after Covid started.  I was forced to join the Planet Fitness along with the other member of the Golds.  Night and day difference in the quality of the gyms.  My body is not the same shape as it was at the Golds and it's very frustrating.

The equipment seemed better and there was more of it.  It just an enjoyable gym to work out in.  I was also a member of a large LA fitness which was even better than Golds.  Planet fitness is depressing to work out at and I look forward to eventually going to a new gym.

I get what you are saying,  but after 30 years of working out,  I just get in my own little worl and get her done!

[Dr.J]

I hear ya` brother.....just started back not too long ago myself.

This shit doesn`t get any easier as you age ,especially if you let yourself go like I did.

Thank God for muscle memory !!

Keep pumping!!

Yes sir!

I also belong to two other gyms so when I want to be social,  look at ass and tities, get motivated by in shape people,  I have the option to do that as well Wes.  But as for now it's getting the grind done.   Keepup the good work bud!

[Dr.J]

get me some pizza bro

Lol!

Like I said, don't know if it was a thing when it opened or what,  but I've not  seen, will keep you posted!

How's your workouts going?

Thick condom muscles yet?

[Primemuscle]

I am a member of Silver & Fit which is offered through my Medicare Advantage plan. I can join as many gyms as I choose at no cost to me. There are 27 gyms in the Portland Metro area on the Silver & Fit website. My guess is that most gyms accept Silver & Fit because it's no hassle for them. They get paid each time you show up. 

[pamith]

Bad gym

[Howard]

Proud to have to have been thrown out of 3 and denied memership of others even just to use the cardio

20 years ago I was doing cardio with Bix in a very large , upscale "health club".
He ripped off a massive fart and 3 ladies  actually moved away and to more distant cardio machines.
I started laughing so hard,  I had to stop and sit down for a minute.

Ok, maybe he should have been kicked out, but he wasn't and I was never prouder of my bro.

[Cook]

20 years ago I was doing cardio with Bix in a very large , upscale "health club".
He ripped off a massive fart and 3 ladies  actually moved away and to more distant cardio machines.
I started laughing so hard,  I had to stop and sit down for a minute.

Ok, maybe he should have been kicked out, but he wasn't and I was never prouder of my bro.

I was at a Bally’s fitness back in the late 80s and they really had some nice equipment but really crowded.I was in the free weight room which was very crowded and I was the no good person that let go of a silent but deadly fart.Well I knew it was going to be bad so I got out of there and went to the cardio room and started riding a bike.The free weight room had glass walls so I kept watching.All of a sudden a couple of guys got kind of sick looks on their face then they all started pointing fingers at each other.Meanwhile I watched from the cardio room just doing a nice little cardio workout.

[The Keto Kid]

Hands down hottest women train at Planet, specifically slutty Latin women.

[Howard]

I was at a Bally’s fitness back in the late 80s and they really had some nice equipment but really crowded.I was in the free weight room which was very crowded and I was the no good person that let go of a silent but deadly fart.Well I knew it was going to be bad so I got out of there and went to the cardio room and started riding a bike.The free weight room had glass walls so I kept watching.All of a sudden a couple of guys got kind of sick looks on their face then they all started pointing fingers at each other.Meanwhile I watched from the cardio room just doing a nice little cardio workout.

Covert farting in public with successful escape while gathering post blast intell !

Great story on the rare and coveted triple play of farting.

Well played Sir...well played.

[Cook]

Covert farting in public with successful escape while gathering post blast intell !

Great story on the rare and coveted triple play of farting.

Well played Sir...well played.

[Howard]

Technically it could be the mythical " farting of 4th kind " !
1st covert SBD

2nd undetected escape

3rd post blast intell

4th everyone on the scene only suspects those left in the room.

This kind of fart is up there with credible  Big foot sightings and UFO abductions 

[Cook]

Technically it could be the mythical " farting of 4th kind " !
1st covert SBD

2nd undetected escape

3rd post blast intell

4th everyone on the scene only suspects those left in the room.

This kind of fart is up there with credible  Big foot sightings and UFO abductions 

That was the beauty of it.I was the least suspected guy in the building

[Dr.J]

That big siren should go off when a fart is detected!

[WalterWhite]

Planet homo started in my state so I have had a membership forever.

Now there are 3 within five miles of me and two are huge 20k sq ft with the best hammer and LF machines.

Hope you are well bro!

[Howard]

That big siren should go off when a fart is detected!

Too many mature  plump ladies were embarrassed, so the siren was set for anyone benching over 135 lbs.

[Howard]

Planet homo started in my state so I have had a membership forever.

I went in there looking for you and hung out in the sauna .
It was the first time in years, I broke a sweat in the gym.

Sorry I missed you, maybe next trip?

[WalterWhite]

I went in there looking for you and hung out in the sauna .
It was the first time in years, I broke a sweat in the gym.

Sorry I missed you, maybe next trip?

Wrong gym no sauna at pf but they do have a massage chair.👏🏻😅

[Howard]

Wrong gym no sauna at pf but they do have a massage chair.👏🏻😅

Is the massage chair sturdy enough to support both of us?

[AbrahamG]

Is the massage chair sturdy enough to support both of us?

Probably not.  That's why they have the massage bed/table. 

[Andy Griffin]

Have not seen pizza!

They typically offered pizza on the first Monday evening each month, but it was on hold due to the never ending "pandemic."

I went to PF for a few years until I moved close enough to a Gold's. 

[Howard]

Probably not.  That's why they have the massage bed/table.

I call BOTTOM and will bring lube. Is it a date?

[AbrahamG]

I call BOTTOM and will bring lube. Is it a date?

LMFAO you old fruitcake.  This is between you and Walter White.