OK then, allow me to tell a funny story..one of the best I've heard in a while.
One of my clients, her best friend is an assistant to a gynecologist...I got this story last wk from my client.
Thy gyno assistant was talking with a patient who came in complaining that she was having problems...apparently she was having some sort of purple liquid leaking out of her bejeter. Of course they were concerned because what ever it was had caused her to have a massive infection.
A little back story, about a month prior, the same lady had been in there complaining that she was having a lot of pain every time her and her husband had sex. The gynecologist told her to start using some type of jelly.
So, flash forward to the most recent gyno visit, the lady has purple liquid leaking out and a massive infection...what caused this? Now this is very hard to believe but this is a true story. After the gyno Dr. told her to use some sort of jelly when she had sex, the lady went out and bought a jar of Smuckers grape jelly and started putting that in her vagina each time she had sex.
I laughed so hard when I heard this story I started leaking grape jelly my self, lol!
I hope you enjoyed this story as much as I did.