Author Topic: The next time you read a Selena Montgomery romance novel (Read 1010 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** May 07, 2021, 05:56:31 PM »

......picture this

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2021, 05:56:31 PM

......picture this

Melvin Goodrum writes novels?

Dave D · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:14:22 PM »

?

Romance novels are designed for females to read.

Women read these books.

Ladies enjoy this type of novel.

Girls.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:32:48 PM »

Her heaving bosom heaved throbily while his throbbing manhood throbbed heavily.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:38:07 PM »

For the record Stacy Abrams is Selena Montgomery 😁

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:52:36 PM »

Wontonly gyrating upon his pleasure pole, she greedily received his gushing essence, declaring, "Now that I'm legally entitled to half your assets, I'll have pasta with every meal!"

AbrahamG · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:04:08 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2021, 06:38:07 PM

For the record Stacy Abrams is Selena Montgomery 😁

Ever jerked off to her?

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:55:03 PM »

This seems very CISgender of her.

Matt · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:01:45 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2021, 05:56:31 PM

Re: The next time you read a Selena Montgomery romance novel

I don't...but I bought the romance novel below at Wal-Mart once. To study the format, and see what women read.

But I didn't actually end up doing that.

I've perused some romance novels before...but found them pretty boring. What's with women reading this stuff? Maybe if more women read studies that refute the current status quo of feminism, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Matt · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2021, 05:56:31 PM

The next time you read a Selena Montgomery romance novel

I don't...but I bought the romance novel below at Wal-Mart once. To study the format, and see what women read.

But I didn't actually end up doing that.

I've perused some romance novels before...but found them pretty boring. What's with women reading this stuff? Maybe if more women read studies that refute the current status quo of feminism, rather than Fifty Shades of Grey, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:41:45 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on May 07, 2021, 07:04:08 PM

Ever jerked off to her?

lmao

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:49:19 PM »

Urgingly, she lent momentum to the narrative with the liberal use of adverbs. "Your insistent organ thrustingly demands it's continued rightful ingress! Boonfully spread the seed of your loins within my secrestest of womanly gardens!"

Longingly, he implored "Babe, you gotta stop talking now."