Similar to Martyn Ford, steroids were his only hope. As demonstrated by this chart published in the scientific journal Nature, they were both already deep into 'lanky and awkward fagg*t' territory by their early teens:
At least now they get to emasculate the likes of Branch Warren as well as play frenzied mutants in some of the most shambolic flops ever committed to celluloid.
Whoever came up with that card is probably some geek in his basement, wishing his life away and projecting his own insecurities.
All insecure guys seem to think that all they need is ONE THING to have women fall at their feet:
- Money
- Muscle
- Athleticism
In this guy's case, he thinks it's height. YEAH RIGHT!!! Because NOBODY under 6 feet tall can possibly attract any girls.