Congrats! You're gay!
Of course you would show up in this thread. He fits the archetype of your dreams. Pig skinned pinkface, with pig snout nose on an oversized head with porky thick features. Oink Oink you are saying to yourself as your boner grows like an overstuffed sausage.
Gayer than reading Hallmark cards in a transgendered bathroom on February 15th, wondering where things went wrong.