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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #225 on: May 13, 2021, 10:47:18 AM »
He would also struggle to 'tea-bag' anyone
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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #226 on: May 13, 2021, 11:15:19 AM »
Once baby mama sees this thread you will have an opening w him to make a move . 

GOFORIT!   

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I think you mean....Go4It.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #227 on: May 13, 2021, 12:14:16 PM »
I think you mean....Go4It.
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I think we have a hung Jury still out on this matter.  The evidence seems to indicate a lack of substance and evidence in the Prime areas of examination.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #228 on: May 13, 2021, 12:23:04 PM »
;D

I think we have a hung Jury still out on this matter.  The evidence seems to indicate a lack of substance and evidence in the Prime areas of examination.

 :D ;D :D :D :D :D

A not-very-well hung jury?  ;D
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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #229 on: May 13, 2021, 12:23:49 PM »
;D

I think we have a hung Jury still out on this matter.  The evidence seems to indicate a lack of substance and evidence in the Prime areas of examination.

 :D ;D :D :D :D :D

I will bet you $100 to your favorite charity that Primehomosexual has exchanged PMs with GoPhaggot.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #230 on: May 13, 2021, 12:26:15 PM »

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #231 on: May 13, 2021, 12:27:03 PM »
I will bet you $100 to your favorite charity that Primehomosexual has exchanged PMs with GoPhaggot.

He was all over this site and then vanished.  Maybe he went to Oregon to be with Prime?   Who knows.     

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #232 on: May 13, 2021, 02:05:35 PM »
he may be able to go "ass to grass" but he cant go "balls to the wall"

Brutal  ;D

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #233 on: May 13, 2021, 03:13:30 PM »
Yeah but if he were to magically appear on all 4's in your bedroom with his cornhole oiled and glistening, tell me you wouldn't go HAM?  ;D  (all in jest Prime)

LOL! In all seriousness, I wouldn't. The prostatectomy ended going HAM once and for all.  :'( But true.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #234 on: May 13, 2021, 03:16:30 PM »
This is getbig not a trial court   ;D

But in the court of GB - o’hearn is not looking so hot in front of the jury.

True....but once a lawyer always a lawyer.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #235 on: May 13, 2021, 05:07:45 PM »
He was all over this site and then vanished.  Maybe he went to Oregon to be with Prime?   Who knows.   


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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #236 on: May 13, 2021, 05:10:45 PM »

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #237 on: May 13, 2021, 05:26:09 PM »
He was all over this site and then vanished.  Maybe he went to Oregon to be with Prime?   Who knows.   

He got on stage with really bad gyno and didn't post much after that.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #238 on: May 13, 2021, 05:33:10 PM »
My spidey sense must be off, as this is the first time I've actually looked at this thread.

Have to say gentlemen, I am not very impressed by O'Hearn's cock size. Not that it's a micro-dick (Like Tom "hung like a light switch" Prince), but I would have hoped for at least an extra inch or two to match his body size.

Oh well, at least we now know that the only prosthetic he has, actually sits on his head.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #239 on: May 13, 2021, 05:43:15 PM »
My spidey sense must be off, as this is the first time I've actually looked at this thread.

Have to say gentlemen, I am not very impressed by O'Hearn's cock size. Not that it's a micro-dick (Like Tom "hung like a light switch" Prince), but I would have hoped for at least an extra inch or two to match his body size.

Oh well, at least we now know that the only prosthetic he has, actually sits on his head.

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Considering the average cock size is between 5 to 6.5 inches Mike is doing well, people are too caught up with porn and cock measurements, however the bath mate works

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #240 on: May 13, 2021, 05:51:36 PM »
Considering the average cock size is between 5 to 6.5 inches Mike is doing well, people are too caught up with porn and cock measurements, however the bath mate works

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I guess I was hoping he would be hung like an African American man.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #241 on: May 13, 2021, 05:52:30 PM »
Considering the average cock size is between 5 to 6.5 inches Mike is doing well, people are too caught up with porn and cock measurements, however the bath mate works

Matt C approved

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #242 on: May 13, 2021, 05:54:55 PM »
Considering the average cock size is between 5 to 6.5 inches Mike is doing well, people are too caught up with porn and cock measurements, however the bath mate works

Matt C approved

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #243 on: May 13, 2021, 06:19:41 PM »
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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #244 on: May 13, 2021, 06:30:01 PM »
Holy shit, I actually just read this entire thread and I AM DYING of laughter!

Holy fuck man, this reminds me of the sheer comedic genius we have on this forum.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #245 on: May 13, 2021, 06:48:43 PM »
Holy shit, I actually just read this entire thread and I AM DYING of laughter!

Holy fuck man, this reminds me of the sheer comedic genius we have on this forum.

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This has been a very serious topic of conversation.

Getbig doesn’t care if O’Hearn is natural or gerbiling, we only care if he is 6.45”, pretty, too hard, and sexual.

Us fellas gotta know...

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #246 on: May 13, 2021, 08:42:07 PM »
Imagine how long it took big Mike to prepare for those photos.... looks like he got all oiled up (30min) full body shave ( 45min), 30 min with the bath mate, 1-2 hrs hair, makeup, lighting.....he must have prepped for the whole day.

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #247 on: May 13, 2021, 09:20:21 PM »
What's a bath mate?

EDIT: Never Mind  :)

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #248 on: May 13, 2021, 09:32:08 PM »
Holy shit, I actually just read this entire thread and I AM DYING of laughter!

Holy fuck man, this reminds me of the sheer comedic genius we have on this forum.

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Agree. A quality old school getbig thread. Master Taffin especially has killed it in here!

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -
« Reply #249 on: May 13, 2021, 10:48:07 PM »
What's a bath mate?

EDIT: Never Mind  :)

Tbombz was selling one not too long ago