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So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« on: May 13, 2021, 11:34:56 AM »
...and some guy comes walking down the sidewalk all by himself wearing a mask, nobody else around.

I'm thinking, "What a douchebag."

He waved and I waved back.


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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2021, 11:42:47 AM »
...and some guy comes walking down the sidewalk all by himself wearing a mask, nobody else around.

I'm thinking, "What a douchebag."

He waved and I waved back.



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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2021, 11:43:49 AM »
Cool story bro,hahahaha.

But yeah the mask walking or driving by yourself is pretty retarded.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2021, 11:44:23 AM »
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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2021, 11:47:20 AM »
                                       

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2021, 04:20:33 PM »
I see nitwits doing that all the time........fucking idiots !!

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2021, 04:28:50 PM »
...and some guy comes walking down the sidewalk all by himself wearing a mask, nobody else around.

I'm thinking, "What a douchebag."

He waved and I waved back.



Why didn't you mow him down and call him tiny tit?  You could lose GetBig points for this.  Do better, sir.  Do better.
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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2021, 04:47:04 PM »
...and some guy comes walking down the sidewalk all by himself wearing a mask, nobody else around.

I'm thinking, "What a douchebag."

He waved and I waved back.



bet he feels pretty fucking stupid now that you posted about him on getbig

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2021, 05:32:39 PM »
Fauci said he doesn't have to wear it anymore so how will I recognize him next time?

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2021, 05:35:37 PM »
i see people walking at the park with a mask

i also see a lot of masks on the ground at the park too, these people aren't even decent enough to throw the mask in the garbage can

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2021, 05:37:48 PM »
Fear makes people act irrationally, the doom and gloom business model of the media/politicians that hacks into our nervous system is creating a society incapable of critical thinking

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2021, 05:46:00 PM »
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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2021, 06:20:22 PM »
Imagine seeing a stranger walk by, and being angry that you couldn't see his whole face that you decide to go complain about it on the internet.

Are you sure you're not this guy? forever mad because you won't ever know if he was smiling at you

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2021, 07:42:48 PM »
bet he feels pretty fucking stupid now that you posted about him on getbig

He is simply making a point. You, on the other hand, are simply making a simpleton ("FOOL") of yourself.  But then, you knew this prior to bravely striking out on your own to show us how utterly clever you really are.  No matter your nom de plume.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2021, 07:44:29 PM »
I want to score one of those giant brass deep sea diving helmets along with the full rubber dry suit and lobster claw gloves.

Also horse head, Darth Vader, Richard Nixon, and Mad Max Grumpus. Let's enter into the spirit of the thing.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2021, 07:46:36 PM »
I want to score one of those giant brass deep sea diving helmets along with the full rubber dry suit and lobster claw gloves.

Also horse head, Darth Vader, Richard Nixon, and Mad Max Grumpus. Let's enter into the spirit of the thing.

I have the first item on your list.  Really.  It is pretty cool too. 

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2021, 08:06:12 PM »
You have a brass diving helmet?! Is it for sale?

I don't want to have to go shopping as a ghost again. All the other kids planned ahead.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2021, 08:11:53 PM »
You have a brass diving helmet?! Is it for sale?

I don't want to have to go shopping as a ghost again. All the other kids planned ahead.

No, as it was my father's helmet and my mom had it shined up for me years ago.  It is sitting right next to me as I write this.  I have some other stuff that he left me.  I think they (the ones I am  looking at) are called "Japanese Fishing Floats", essentially glass globes that were woven into fishing nets.  My dad used to work all over the world.   

When little, I could NOT lift that helmet.  Due to illness, I cannot do so at the moment which is another reason it sits beside me (my son placed it there for me).   Every once in a while I try to lift it.  I do not know  how much it weighs but it is heavy to me.  Most people here would have no trouble.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2021, 08:34:20 PM »
Doh! Denied!

Gimmie first crack at it if you change your mind. It sounds awesome.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2021, 08:39:30 PM »
Doh! Denied!

Gimmie first crack at it if you change your mind. It sounds awesome.

Prior to my death I will be telling my family what to do with the few items I have and  if they do not want any of them, then they can sell them and I will let them know you are on this forum and were interested in the helmet.  Thank you.  Time to take my medicines.  Thanks and goodnight!

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2021, 09:20:24 PM »

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2021, 09:51:53 PM »
No, as it was my father's helmet and my mom had it shined up for me years ago.  It is sitting right next to me as I write this.  I have some other stuff that he left me.  I think they (the ones I am  looking at) are called "Japanese Fishing Floats", essentially glass globes that were woven into fishing nets.  My dad used to work all over the world.   

When little, I could NOT lift that helmet.  Due to illness, I cannot do so at the moment which is another reason it sits beside me (my son placed it there for me).   Every once in a while I try to lift it.  I do not know  how much it weighs but it is heavy to me.  Most people here would have no trouble.

Your Mom polished your helmet?

Bro...

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2021, 03:07:48 AM »
Prior to my death I will be telling my family what to do with the few items I have and  if they do not want any of them, then they can sell them and I will let them know you are on this forum and were interested in the helmet.  Thank you.  Time to take my medicines.  Thanks and goodnight!

Shit, man. I don't want it that much. Why don't you stick around for awhile yet.

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2021, 03:19:28 AM »
Your Mom polished your helmet?

Bro...

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Re: So, I'm out mowing the lawn this morning...
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2021, 03:21:23 AM »
Stick around Scotty!



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