When the sun comes up on a sleepy old man
Down around Wilmington
He calls a lid for another day
Stuck in his basement home
This campaign is extremely strange
He’s proud of 47 years that were lame
Well, you’re talkin bout China Joe
Oh, China Joe
Well, the senator and his son
Lord, they’re a caution
They are the talk of the town
When the emails get to flyin
And they ain’t lyin
When the sun goes fallin down
They say that the father’s insane
And dear mister Hunter’s got game
We’re talkin bout the China Joe
Oh, China Joe
But every day there’s a new thing comin
The many ways to vacuum up cash
Son Hunter and his buddies
Provide White House access
You can even hear the sucking sound at night
With all this corruption being exposed
Would people really care
‘Cause you know the media’s busy looking elsewhere
But we’re talkin bout China Joe
Oh, China Joe