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Grape Ape

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The Committee™ update
« on: March 29, 2023, 08:45:32 AM »
In 2022 The Committee™ hired the poster referred to as "Hulkotron" to to be our CIO - Chief Investigative Officer for all forum matters.

Given that success, we've decided to add on the poster called "nzmusclemonster" to represent The Committee™ on all Ugandan affairs.

Please recognize nzmusclemonster as the official Ugandan Affairs Officer from this point forward, and direct any inquiries his way that may fall under this context.
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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2023, 09:04:08 AM »
Thank you for this information, Grape. Allow me to be the first to congratulate my right honorable friend on his appointment. As an individual with a staggering number of illicit and steamy affairs with Ugandan sailors under his belt, I can think of no better qualified person for this role.

Grape Ape

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2023, 09:15:16 AM »
Thank you for this information, Grape. Allow me to be the first to congratulate my right honorable friend on his appointment. As an individual with a staggering number of illicit and steamy affairs with Ugandan sailors under his belt, I can think of no better qualified person for this role.

We appreciate your understanding.
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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2023, 09:16:14 AM »
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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2023, 09:25:16 AM »
It sounds like Nzmusclemonster already has a full agenda. Has he scheduled a meeting with Uganda's President to discuss issues relevant to Getbig?


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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2023, 10:10:32 AM »

Hulkotron

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2023, 05:48:41 PM »
There are several matters under investigation at this time.

Boots on the ground expected in August/September.

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2023, 05:49:58 PM »
There are several matters under investigation at this time.

Boots on the ground expected in August/September.


August 6?
Im hogging September for what Im going to be doing

Hulkotron

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2023, 05:51:06 PM »

August 6?
Im hogging September for what Im going to be doing

Trip to the south?  :D

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2023, 05:53:22 PM »

August 6?
Im hogging September for what Im going to be doing

Unfortunately, it's August 16th now.

Blame wes
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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2023, 06:34:26 PM »
Unfortunately NZ will be out of commission for a while.


....Seems his celebration party at the Blue Oyster bar on the shores of Uganda got a bit out of control and he hasn't recovered yet.

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2023, 06:46:11 PM »
Unfortunately NZ will be out of commission for a while.


....Seems his celebration party at the Blue Oyster bar on the shores of Uganda got a bit out of control and he hasn't recovered yet.

We're being no hit  :'(

3 outs to salvage this  :'(

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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2023, 04:37:38 PM »
It is an honor to be given the Ugandan Affairs Portfolio.

The delay in acknowledging this distinguished position is due to being on a business trip mixing business with pleasure seeing the inner workings of the Ugandan Navy and providing commentary on their questions about room 7 by the ice machine and Bob Chicks stretching technique.
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Re: The Committee™ update
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2023, 05:33:22 PM »
Unfortunately, it's August 16th now.

Blame wes

Hahaha.