i shouldn't be here, but thought I must... can't resist and I have great stories !!!
Party/club with: Mel (I did once, all night and he's brilliant, & I won't hear anything bad said about him
Date: Don't know, I need to really think about that >I'm realistic enough to realise that it's highly unlikely nowadays & as I don't go out much and am addicted to the internet, it's just not going to happen.
Hot sex with: Oh I could tell you some stories about celebrities and name drop (or tell you what some of them are into, a girlfriend had Robert DeNiro and he's seriously kinky. But I didn't f**k Jim Carrey, I turned him down more than 3 times. Mel wasn't out to get laid, he was happily married at the time. I only ever dated (read had hot sex with) one celebrity and you lot would love this story. I don't think I dare tell it though. It's too funny.
ps: Paul, Kathy Burke is not gonna date you, she's a lesbian and cruised me once, in Brighton. Can't remember what I was wearing, but I must have looked good. xL
please, getbiggers, do not attack me for this post. I so hate being called a self-promoting whore >thanks? xLinda
