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Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« on: February 23, 2007, 02:13:33 AM »
1. There is never anybody upstairs in a bar
2. If you've got the balls, Ritchie'll give you the bread
3. Gino is fair game
4. Never complain about losing some of your teeth, or you'll lose the rest
5.It is correct protocol for american police officers to simply demand a shotgun and an unmarked car when hunting dangerous drug crazed fatties.
6. Middle aged japanese men hang around in dodgy Italian pool halls.
7. If you know aikido then you are immortal.
8. There are such things as "disposable" knives and scissors, which means your knife sharpening father will out of a job.
9. If your a pimp it's quite possible to be mistaken for someone who has fallen of a turnip truck.
10. Pimps can't harm women, even after punching them 5 or six times, they'll be fine.
11. If your an arrogant cocky prick then people will be willing to help.
8. If Seagal kicks you in the balls, you die.
9. Smoking crack makes you a terrible fighter.
10. If you see someone stealing sweets then its ok to beat them up, lock them in the trunk of your car, then go and watch a film at the cinema.
11.Apparently, practicing aikido doesn't burn a whole lot of calories.
12.If Richie ever blocks your way on the street, do NOT tell him to move his car.
13.Cop can go around telling everyone he is going to kill somebody
instead of arresting them.



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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 03:48:21 AM »
This is a fake ass rip off of the "200 things I learned from Commando" thread :-\
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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 03:49:57 AM »
This is a fake ass rip off of the "200 things I learned from Commando" thread :-\
only its for Out for justice...Dont meltdown......"Anybody seen seen richie, anybody know why richie did Bobby lupo"

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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 03:52:15 AM »
only its for Out for justice...Dont meltdown......"Anybody seen seen richie, anybody know why richie did Bobby lupo"
i wish somebody would do kobe the way they did bobby lupo

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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 09:41:24 AM »
this won't work as well as the commando one because out for justice isn't considered to be a classic by many people

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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 12:15:39 PM »
how about Cobra

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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 03:42:31 PM »
Number 5 is very funny.




Continued...

When someone comes up to you and says "They Got it em....they got and he was wit his family!", you automatically have to assume your best friend has been gunned down in the ethnic section of Brooklyn.

If bad guys in a crack house are shooting at you, make sure to stand behind a brick wall and allow them to unload their clip as they will shoot into that wall thinking they are hitting you.  You then run around and kill them with your hands...very effective.

Also, when going into the said crack house with big mob boss named Gino, only bring 5 rounds in your one firearm that you bring with you to this gun fight, because you know you will definately steal a bad guys weapon and use it against them, and in addition to that, even though most of those bad guys carry weapons, they will choose to run up to you and kick or punch you, while you will catch their attack and break a knee or elbow joint.  Much more effective than shooting them from a distance. 

Never hurt hookers, as they are merely products of their environments.  They did nothing of this by their own choice.
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Re: Things i learnt from "OUT FOR JUSTICE" SEAGAL FILM
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 11:01:13 PM »
that was pretty funny QB




what about the hair though?