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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #225 on: January 13, 2011, 03:33:00 PM »
I actually told people in the real world - and nothing to do with the thongworld - about Keith today.

Anyone else tell other non-getbiggers, or did you keep it in house?

call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith

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« Reply #226 on: January 13, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith

No way is that 'pussy' my friend. Onlyme was a legendary getbigger  and a lot of us clearly go through spells where this place is important to us...
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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #227 on: January 13, 2011, 03:40:18 PM »
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith
i would have likely told more people...but i only saw the mom today....i had my office door locked....and waited for people to go to lunch so i could leave in stealth ;D

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #228 on: January 13, 2011, 03:49:03 PM »
aw man, this is terrible news. rest in peace, big fella.. rest in peace!

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« Reply #229 on: January 13, 2011, 04:06:39 PM »
Have not verified it myself, but I know Stuntperson, and he always tells me the truth.   Keith and I have our ups and downs over the years, and yes, was banned due to (ironic) posting something about being dead.  But apart from our differences in the way people should respect others, Keith has had some excellent stories, and helped work on the History Board here.  He did move to Vegas after living in Hawaii for years, and no matter what, remember that he was a grandfather, a father, and that people did care for him in our world.



Ron and the moderators gave Keith a heck of a lot of lattitude. Many times Keith and I lambased hapless Vince G and it was all in good fun. However, Keith crossed the line of civility many times re Goodrum and his partner but I never followed him there. So I don't know what it was about VG that pissed Keith off so much. Many of the photoshops relating to this feud were hilarious but a few were nasty and vulgar. Anyway, that feud is now over and perhaps that is a good thing.

Keith got plenty of crap from Goodrum and others that was nasty. Many here made fun of Keith's obesity. I pointed out that very obese people are unlikely to reverse their predicament no matter how much motivation they have. Keith posted that he loved those Danish pastries. Well, sometimes when people are handicapped and inactive they get depressed and food becomes their only joy. All the good advice in the world was not going to help Keith because he had psychological issues. He hardly needed advice about nutrition and exercise because he was an expert re training and successfully ran gyms in Hawaii. Keith ended up a fat person and he really hated being that. He didn't like being seen in public because he was so ashamed. His suffering is now over and I feel I have lost a good mate.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #230 on: January 13, 2011, 04:08:12 PM »
call me a pussy if you want
i actually had a little cry
and told a couple people about Keith

just means you have emotions.

I didn't tell anyone.  I almost told my wife but she would not have a clue.  This place is separate from my real life.  I am really gonna miss him.  Well when Ron banned him he was prety much already gone anyway unless he came back under new ID.  I just hope we can give it some time before people start making jokes about Keith.  At least a week.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #231 on: January 13, 2011, 04:18:57 PM »
It knocked the wind out of my sails all day to be honest, its such a sad story when you think back on it, his life basically ended the day he was bit by that spider and he was living through his memories.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #232 on: January 13, 2011, 04:37:29 PM »
I didnt know the guy, but i know that he actually ridiculed me one time for a very innocent post i had made, and i really hardly ever make posts, so its not like i was one of the many who constantly talk shit here on the board. i mostly lurk and will post if its a worthwhile subject that i feel i can contribute to. So now that hes dead hes an angel??? When he was alive he was an ASSHOLE!!
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« Reply #233 on: January 13, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »
It knocked the wind out of my sails all day to be honest, its such a sad story when you think back on it, his life basically ended the day he was bit by that spider and he was living through his memories.
I think Keith suffered  from Professional athlete retirement  depression , the spider was just an excuse.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #234 on: January 13, 2011, 05:00:26 PM »
I think Keith suffered  from Professional athlete retirement  depression , the spider was just an excuse.

I don't think the spider was an excuse, but it sure helped a lot. I think there was the depression about not being able to do sports anymore, and then the problem of gaining weight and not being able to lose it.

Things in life are seldom mono-causal, so i think that there must have been several things at once to make a guy like him fall.

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« Reply #235 on: January 13, 2011, 05:10:12 PM »
Agreed.

I think it was always going to be difficult for him as he'd always been a big guy and a big eater. However, he was very strong and active and that kept the obesity at bay. He was a chunky dude but in reasonable shape.

There's no doubt that the spider bite incapacitated him. What he couldn't do was modify his eating to match his newfound sedentary lifestyle. He was always talking about getting back in the gym and not cutting down on calories.

Then he became locked in cycle of feeling frustrated and shitty so food was his only joy. Eat - feel better for a bit - get fatter and more depressed - eat more to compensate etc..

I think he should have had a gastric band years ago..I even said that to him. After a lifetime of training big and eating big he couldn't adapt to such different circumstances.

Anyway, he went out on his own terms and a whole bunch of peeps will miss him.
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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #236 on: January 13, 2011, 05:12:08 PM »
Keith's probably having dinner with Jesus right now and telling him about that time he met Jonesy from Police Academy.

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« Reply #237 on: January 13, 2011, 05:12:51 PM »
Agreed.

I think it was always going to be difficult for him as he'd always been a big guy and a big eater. However, he was very strong and active and that kept the obesity at bay. He was a chunky dude but in reasonable shape.

There's no doubt that the spider bite incapacitated him. What he couldn't do was modify his eating to match his newfound sedentary lifestyle. He was always talking about getting back in the gym and not cutting down on calories.

Then he became locked in cycle of feeling frustrated and shitty so food was his only joy. Eat - feel better for a bit - get fatter and more depressed - eat more to compensate etc..

I think he should have had a gastric band years ago..I even said that to him. After a lifetime of training big and eating big he couldn't adapt to such different circumstances.

Anyway, he went out on his own terms and a whole bunch of peeps will miss him.

GREAT post and so true

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #238 on: January 13, 2011, 05:14:09 PM »
I'm legitimately saddened by this, he was a very decent guy. RIP Keith.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #239 on: January 13, 2011, 05:14:19 PM »
I don't think the spider was an excuse,

I disagree


Things in life are seldom mono-causal, so i think that there must have been several things at once to make a guy like him fall.

I agree


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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #240 on: January 13, 2011, 05:18:17 PM »
I didnt know the guy, but i know that he actually ridiculed me one time for a very innocent post i had made, and i really hardly ever make posts, so its not like i was one of the many who constantly talk shit here on the board. i mostly lurk and will post if its a worthwhile subject that i feel i can contribute to. So now that hes dead hes an angel??? When he was alive he was an ASSHOLE!!
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hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.

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« Reply #241 on: January 13, 2011, 05:26:47 PM »
I'll take this big man...


hahah who are you littlebitch? While you were still swimming in your daddys sack i was benching 500 and seeing the world. You sound gay do you know Goodrum? While youre at school and posting about working your upper glutes im busy making money and getting litigation from Paul Hupp. Id love to talk but I have a 8:00 am tee time with Ghandi, Bea Arthur, Soupy Sales, and Fatty Arbuckle. Good thing your two dads give you internet access i love the internet i can see why you hardly post here. you'll never make it kid.

OH BRAVO Mass. Keith is laughing his ass off.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #242 on: January 13, 2011, 05:30:49 PM »
 :o :o :o Condolences to Keith's family, sucked logging on and seeing this, Keith achieved alot while he was Alive, something his Family can and will be Proud of all the best Big Fella you done well. :( :( :(

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #243 on: January 13, 2011, 05:31:50 PM »
Wow, I'm really going to miss keith's stories. Rip big guy :-\

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #244 on: January 13, 2011, 05:35:11 PM »
Very sad news indeed.

I liked Keith and his funny and sometimes furious posts.

A true get bigger, will be sadly missed. RIP

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« Reply #245 on: January 13, 2011, 05:37:15 PM »
This is the story of Keith that I posted elsewhere. It belongs here, too. Keith and I chatted on the phone a week before he died.

Keith and I got to know each other through the History and Stories board on Getbig. I had posted stories about Ray Mentzer and Keith knew Ray well so we started communicating and I used to call him from time to time to chat and see how he was going. If you had accomplished things in the Irongame Keith respected you. If you did nothing and bs all day long like Goodrum did then you got plenty of stick from Keith. His feud with Goodrum is legendary and they both stepped over the line of civility there. For some reason Keith hated gay guys that bullshitted. I guess if they were black that made things worse. I know Keith had some sour business dealings with some black bodybuilders so maybe that didn't help. He sure gave better than he got on the forums and in retrospect Keith loved the give and take on Getbig. He was an expert on the computer and could do all manner of clever things such as vile photoshops of hapless Goodrum. Most of that stuff was just fun and passing time. Keith was a strongman and well respected in the gyms he ran or trained in. The dude bench pressed over 550 pounds. I can tell you few guys in my gym ever benched more than 400 pounds and no one has done 500. He also beat John Brzenk in arm wrestling and that guy was many times world arm wrestling champion. Keith rubbed shoulders with famous people and never bullshitted about this. Of course, on Getbig guys would make fun of Keith and his associations with actors and other famous people. The truth is Keith didn't exaggerate things and has photos to back up his claims.

Keith got bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider about 10 years ago and almost lost a leg because of it. He had major surgery and his recovery never really happened. He suffered setback after setback re his health so he was never able to train consistently after that mishap. He was in chronic, acute pain for a long time and one calf swelled to 32 inches. No one here can appreciate what he went through and the impact that bite had on his health and mind. He got depressed that he couldn't train and do the things he used to do. The inactivity also contributed to his gaining weight. He loved pastries and over a few years became what doctors would call morbidly obese. Those who are not obese have no idea how difficult it is to reverse that condition. Keith always felt he could change back to how he was but that never happened.

Keith became really fat and some say he weighed at least 500 pounds. I never mentioned his weight when we talked on the phone. According to what he wrote on the forums, Keith hated fat people and found them repulsive. So imagine how he felt about what he had become? The truth is he was ashamed of being so fat so ended up almost a hermit towards the end. Sometimes he would go to the casino and play games there. He sure wouldn't present at a gym and have people laugh at him. No way for No Worries. It is odd that he used 'No Worries' for a handle after 'Only Me' got put in time out.  No worries is an Aussie expression meaning thank you or indicating you are okay with things.

Keith ran gyms in Hawaii so knew exactly how to lose weight and get fit. He was an expert in the real sense of the word. I found it laughable that novices would give him advice about what to do re his obesity. Keith knew what to do and was motivated to do it. Every time he started a program of walking and being active he got sick or ended up in hospital. Talk about discouraging. He made vows to the forum and his family and friends that he was going to be on Oprah as a success story. He loved his children and grand children and wanted to be around to see them grow up. He was clearly motivated to do something and regain his self-respect. He loved those Danish pastries! Perhaps he loved eating more than anything. As a strongman he could eat anything he liked and stay reasonably lean and look big and mean just walking around. All that changed when he got obese and he became a recluse because he hated being fat more than anything. Sadly, that is how he finished. He kept believing he would change and he never lost hope that one day he would bench press 500 pounds and show everyone he could do it. Damn, we lost a great guy in Keith. He would do anything for his mates and always liked to have fun. He was a good businessman and had many irons in the fire. He used to promote various contests in Hawaii and he brought champions over to Honolulu to guest pose and that sort of thing. Keith had connections and friends everywhere. Even when the gym in the sky fell through in Las Vegas he managed to make money via various ventures.

When you are somewhat immobile because of excess bodyweight you tend to not do much. So Keith would be on his computer and telephone a lot. He loved posting stuff on the net and interacting with nobodies who didn't believe his achievements in the past. Yes, Keith had a lot of memories and shared many with everyone on the boards. Sometimes that can be a blessing when times are tough. Anyway, no matter what Keith wanted to do his size and weight became a huge handicap to him and he literally couldn't accept that he was this fat guy. Not Keith Jones.

Keith told me a few things about his family and like most fathers you have ups and downs relating to your kids and vice versa. It was probably not a good thing that he moved to Las Vegas when he did. That separated him from his children and grand children. He had a business venture to open a MMA facility that Keith said would be the best fitness club in Las Vegas. He had a site, plans, a web site and was ready to go when things fell apart. His backers pulled out when the global financial crisis hit and he never did open that gym. I really have no idea how he made a living but he had some businesses that he was a partner in. He told me they owned a coffee label in Hawaii on one of the islands that was doing well and they just spent thousands on a new label for his coffee. He was wheeling and dealing all the time and boasted about making money so I guess he looked after himself.

Keith didn't have much education but he used his intelligence to interact with people and had a wide range of mates and friends. He could make websites for people so you can see he was self-taught in many areas and this reflects a high intelligence. We always agreed on things when talking on the phone. He was nobody's fool and didn't suffer fools but he sure liked to tease them!
I feel a personal loss because I talked to Keith on Jan 4th and he died on the 10th. My phone record shows I called him in Hawaii so that is why he said he had spent time with his family and friends.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #246 on: January 13, 2011, 05:51:30 PM »
Keith's probably having dinner with Jesus right now and telling him about that time he met Jonesy from Police Academy.
LMAO! His good stories, humor, and hatred of goodrum will be missed.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #247 on: January 13, 2011, 05:52:50 PM »
R.I.P

I feel bad for his family. Hopefully he died peacefully.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #248 on: January 13, 2011, 05:58:04 PM »
I did not know Keith, but I enjoyed his posts and found them hilarious.  His death really makes me realize how short life can be.

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« Reply #249 on: January 13, 2011, 05:58:41 PM »
Fellow Getbiggers:

I still have yet to read all these comments due to a heavy workload here at the house, so please excuse me if I am speaking erroneously but we have all been busy these past couple of days and I took off this afternoon to have a few private moments recalling things and stuff that I have done with Keith these past few years.

I won't give all the details here in this post but Keith's daughter left early this morning to see her dad at the mortuary and ID him for the record.

I stayed home because I had already done that an hour or so after he had passed away.

So now I am sitting here waiting for Keith's daughter (Jaime) to knock on the door and tell me what will be happening in the next few weeks.

As of this moment plans are still being made but  I believe that Keith will be cremated and taken to Hawaii by Jaime and her beautiful lfamily  around the 1st of February because he left his heart there a few years back.

I also believe that we will be having a small ceremony here in Las Vegas on or around the 26th of this month before we all head west to Los Angeles (Hawthorn) for a Memorial that his brother is presently planning on the 29th of January.

If I recall right Keith went to Hawthorn High School so I am expecting a major 'celebration' due to the fact that he was loved by everyone in that part of Souther Cal. (Including the Winchell's Doughnut guy.)

I do know for a fact that Keith was loved by Mr and Mrs Mohammed Ali and I'm doing my best to contact family reps. And Sly reps too! Jaun Claude too.

If anyone can pass the word, it will be appreciated.

But does anyone know how to contact Jonsey? I'd sure appreciate it. I have no idea who he even is.

There's so much more I want to say but the family is gathering and I've got to sign off.

Thanks to all you guys and gals who have called or sent emails. I'm doing my be to respond to each of you. Just give me time.

God bless ya, Keith.

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