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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2006, 10:30:54 AM »
In both cases, men and women.....BALD. Just imagine: you et that person in the bedroom, your remove the persons top, then the pants, then the underwear............and BAM! One bonified Chia pet  :-[
Keep it clean folks:)

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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006, 10:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on October 12, 2006, 08:46:04 AM
How come nobody makes designs or pictures there? kind of like shaving the word Welcome would be inviting... ;D


I did a heart shape once


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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006, 10:59:32 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 12, 2006, 10:32:04 AM

I did a heart shape once


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Did you do this by yourself or did someone else shave it for you?
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2006, 12:52:00 PM »
well put.  (Laughing here...


No, I do my own pubies.


One of my favourite lines (when turning a man down) is,
oh but I haven't shaved my legs. 
The best comeback is "OK I'll do it for you"

(I mean it when I'm laughing and saying no), but that's the best ever response.


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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2006, 12:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Euro-monster on October 12, 2006, 10:59:32 AM
Did you do this by yourself or did someone else shave it for you?


oh by the way, that was a wax job.

shaving down there doesn't work for me, it all comes back itchy bumps and then nasty ingrown hairs so I don't do that no more.


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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2006, 02:51:22 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on October 12, 2006, 08:46:04 AM
How come nobody makes designs or pictures there? kind of like shaving the word Welcome would be inviting... ;D

Now I've never put words down there but I have been known to change the shape of things - I get bored easily ;D


As for Mike's question... bald is nice but it's not a requiremnt. On the other hand it must be maintained, I don't want to have to machete chop my way thru down there - ya know? :-X
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2006, 02:56:41 PM »
very well trimmed and stays the same..all the time...


some chick in ocean city made me shave it once...i felt like gathering up laurel leaves and prancing around about the streets naked...no good can come off that >:(
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2006, 03:00:41 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 12, 2006, 02:56:41 PM
some chick in ocean city made me shave it once...i felt like gathering up laurel leaves and prancing around about the streets naked...no good can come off that >:(

Now there's an image for ya...
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2006, 03:01:28 PM »
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2006, 04:27:20 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 12, 2006, 10:10:59 AM

Look, this has nothing to do with hair


I lived in Daytona from October till the following summer.  Right on the Ocean.  I pulled in on holiday and ended up staying 9 months...

First it's March break.  It's not uncommon for them college boys to throw themselves off the balconies.  One or two per year. 

After that it's all the race car drivers.  Then it's the bikers.


Guess who leaves the proper tips?
(I worked at a motel.  I wore a swimsuit, a mobile phone and did 24/7 bondage hard work.  But I didn't wear shoes for 9 months.

I ended up getting ripped off for my pay (because I didn't have a green card) and then I came home to England...



But I so loved the bikers.  They tipped $100 like regular.

and they treated me well too


I think I prefer man hair
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Ok.  I am misunderstanding the 24/7 bondage.....Were you in bondage(tied up, restrained) for 24 hours?

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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2006, 07:35:19 AM »
I once cut a shape of the ace of spades into mine. Now I've just got something resembling a Hitler moustache.  ;D
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2006, 09:54:43 AM »
LMFAO!!
"Interesting Topic" we have here :)
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2006, 11:53:38 AM »
Quote from: BigJ on October 13, 2006, 07:35:19 AM
I once cut a shape of the ace of spades into mine. Now I've just got something resembling a Hitler moustache.  ;D



Shoulda done the Queen of Hearts and dyed it red.


(one of the best tats I ever saw (yes, I had him), was on a bar man.  White shirt uniform rolled up sleeves.  He had the Ace of Spades on his underarm, forearm.  It was funny.  He only flashed it rarely.


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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2006, 12:03:43 PM »
Quote from: muscleforlife on October 13, 2006, 04:27:20 AM
Ok.  I am misunderstanding the 24/7 bondage.....Were you in bondage(tied up, restrained) for 24 hours?

Sandra


hehehe...

no, it was just a job and I had to do it 24 hours.  It was a motel.


I just have other words for bondage.  Nowadays it's like paying my bills or sorting my paperwork.  It's a lifelong thing.


Like trimming the beaver and shaving the shins.

Waxing thhe underarms too


My version of bald is your idea of freedom.  If I could get shot of it all (except my lovely eyelashes and head hair, I'd pay. 

When they figure the gene for hair (ie: can put it back on men's heads and make it so as I don't need to shave my legs most days), they'll make trillions.  Any scientists here? 

It's (I'm sorry if anyone has cancer or aids), a bigger moneymaker than cancer or aids. 

Where's that razor gene?

I'm not blonde
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2006, 04:38:47 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 13, 2006, 12:03:43 PM

hehehe...

no, it was just a job and I had to do it 24 hours.  It was a motel.


I just have other words for bondage.  Nowadays it's like paying my bills or sorting my paperwork.  It's a lifelong thing.


Like trimming the beaver and shaving the shins.

Waxing thhe underarms too


My version of bald is your idea of freedom.  If I could get shot of it all (except my lovely eyelashes and head hair, I'd pay. 

When they figure the gene for hair (ie: can put it back on men's heads and make it so as I don't need to shave my legs most days), they'll make trillions.  Any scientists here? 

It's (I'm sorry if anyone has cancer or aids), a bigger moneymaker than cancer or aids. 

Where's that razor gene?

I'm not blonde
xLinda

Hahahahaha  :D
Now thats what I call a post!!  :-*
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2006, 08:42:49 AM »
Quote from: BigJ on October 13, 2006, 07:35:19 AM
I once cut a shape of the ace of spades into mine. Now I've just got something resembling a Hitler moustache.  ;D


funny you should say that.
I once had an over zealous waxer at the salon.  My usual girlie was on hols.

I came home and looked at it and when the bloke I was bonking came here I said exactly that.  It looked like Hit her little hair here.  It wasn't smiley face.  I couldn't wait till it grew in.


I used to call it getting a mohican.

Then they gave it a proper name.  How come Brazilians know how?


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ps: My current body hair expert is muslim.  She so knows.  Tells me amazing stories about female body hair.
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Re: "MANSCAPING"
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2006, 09:01:52 AM »
oh here's one:  (sorry for double-posting...

A mate of mine, in Toronto, years ago, set herself up as a beauty therapist.  Advertised etc.

She used to wax me >she taught me.


Anyways, she walked into the room and the guy (she thought she was doing his chest), was on his hands and knees backwards and wanted his nether bits doing.   

She only told me that part of the story.  I don't know what happened after.  Oh hang on, I do, she got married to a lawyer and moved to Vienna and had 3 kids.



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