What if God posted on getbig?

[240 is Back]

I think God would deserve his stars.

Sure, he'd have Matt C and others telling him that he didn't exist.

Bob Chic would tell God how the earth was actually created by a great man with a Weider Blazer.

Valentino would have a story about he, God, and a bar fight that ended in dual defecation.

240 would try to sell God a website.

Wayne Demilia would try to talk God into joining the PDI.

Shawn Ray would PM God and ask him for some height.

Special Ed would make God LOL.

Bast would show God a few pics of his...

Blockhead would ask God if his homies went to heaven or hell.

True Adonis would reveal God's personal information.

Darth Muscle would promise to meet God, then no-show.

Derek Anthony would make a nice blasphemous youtube clip for God.

Pro Bbing weekly would get God on as a guest before MD would.

Hedgehog would move God's posts.

King would threaten to sue God.


Add yours!

[TheAnimal]

God? whats that?

[Bast175]

The Squad would cause God to meltdown.

[Sir William Idol]

whats with the hypothetical, i've been posting here for quite some time now

[RUDE BUOY]

The Squad would cause God to meltdown.

absofuckenlutley

[mikediesel]

God would not post here, why? Because Ron is a Jew, the Jews killed Jesus, nuff said! 

[RUDE BUOY]

God would not post here, why? Because Ron is a Jew, the Jews killed Jesus, nuff said! 

yaroni brings teh evil

[Dipadidu]

shadow would ask: which god are you?

[rccs]

HE would say "...I forgive you because you don't know what you say!"

[the shadow]

I AM GOD

[RUDE BUOY]

I AM GOD

hahahahha what kind of god does not eat red meat hahhahahhahhahah

[MikeThaMachine]

I AM GOD

A god to celibate men young boys

[Petrucci]

he would be treated well...for like 10 minutes!!!

then probably he would get attacked by members and 15 gimmick acounts and would be own3d for good!!!1!

[LASTREP72]

I think God would deserve his stars.

Sure, he'd have Matt C and others telling him that he didn't exist.

Bob Chic would tell God how the earth was actually created by a great man with a Weider Blazer.

Valentino would have a story about he, God, and a bar fight that ended in dual defecation.

240 would try to sell God a website.

Wayne Demilia would try to talk God into joining the PDI.

Shawn Ray would PM God and ask him for some height.

Special Ed would make God LOL.

Bast would show God a few pics of his...

Blockhead would ask God if his homies went to heaven or hell.

True Adonis would reveal God's personal information.

Darth Muscle would promise to meet God, then no-show.

Derek Anthony would make a nice blasphemous youtube clip for God.

Pro Bbing weekly would get God on as a guest before MD would.

Hedgehog would move God's posts.

King would threaten to sue God.


Add yours!

I would ask him for a spot

[Dipadidu]

I AM GOD

god of the 5'7 virgins?

[freespirit]

God would have noticed what has happened to the topic about what Shawn Ray actually did at the Emerald Cup!

http://www.bodybuildingpro.com/kingkamali-shawnray.html

Dunno, we should start a thread on the G and O board, now that would definitely get deleted. 

[JOHN MATRIX]

lmao this thread is pure brilliance!!!!

there would be a 200 page thread on god's opinion on ronnie vs dorian where God is argueing with ND

[shiftedShapes]

he would 0wnz0r the board and approve 93 Flex's registration.  On the second day he would give him Pro Stars.

[Anabolic Outlaw]

What if God posted on GetBig?

Every knee would bow and every tongue would confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.

Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him,
and given him a name which is above every name:
That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things
under the earth; And that every tongue should confess
that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
- Philippians 2:9-11 (KJV)

[beatmaster]

God? whats that?

god

A god is a being created by humans and given supernatural powers or attributes such as immortality, omniscience, telekinesis, and invisibility. These creations serve many purposes, such as imaginary protection from enemies or explanations for the origin of such things as good and evil, fire and wind, or life and death.

Gods are often the central figures around which religions are built. It is often claimed that religion began in fear and superstition. The same might be said for gods.

Some religions maintain that there is just one God and that all the gods of all religions except theirs were created by human beings. Yet, everyone who believes in a god of some sort believes their god is real.

Since gods are supernatural, they exist outside the bounds and laws of space and time. They can possess any of an infinite array of magical powers. Hence, there is no way to prove or disprove their reality. One might say: If gods exist, anything goes!

[rccs]

god

A god is a being created by humans and given supernatural powers or attributes such as immortality, omniscience, telekinesis, and invisibility. These creations serve many purposes, such as imaginary protection from enemies or explanations for the origin of such things as good and evil, fire and wind, or life and death.

Gods are often the central figures around which religions are built. It is often claimed that religion began in fear and superstition. The same might be said for gods.

Some religions maintain that there is just one God and that all the gods of all religions except theirs were created by human beings. Yet, everyone who believes in a god of some sort believes their god is real.

Since gods are supernatural, they exist outside the bounds and laws of space and time. They can possess any of an infinite array of magical powers. Hence, there is no way to prove or disprove their reality. One might say: If gods exist, anything goes!

Question is, do you believe in God?
Do you think that our main "curse" is our intelligence, and the fact that we don't accept that we are mere mortals and that there is no live beyond death? And that being aware of that makes us frustrated beings?

[Necrosis]

Question is, do you believe in God?
Do you think that our main "curse" is our intelligence, and the fact that we don't accept that we are mere mortals and that there is no live beyond death? And that being aware of that makes us frustrated beings?

question is do you have a clue what your talking about?
what proof is there that we are mere mortals. do you know what happens after death, or are you in fact making a materialistic,reductionist assumption that brain death equals death. have you read anything on consciousness or near death experiences. do you know telepathy can be reproduced in the lab. that the government has remote viewing programs. do you know anything? if not stop making assumptions.

i come on this board all the time, and i dont mind the christian bashing, religion bashing, but your dead wrong on the god thing. mysticism and spirituality are correct in my eyes and i have reasons to beleive.


i have yet to get an answer on WHAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE? one of you guys care to answer.

[rccs]

question is do you have a clue what your talking about?
what proof is there that we are mere mortals. do you know what happens after death, or are you in fact making a materialistic,reductionist assumption that brain death equals death. have you read anything on consciousness or near death experiences. do you know telepathy can be reproduced in the lab. that the government has remote viewing programs. do you know anything? if not stop making assumptions.

i come on this board all the time, and i dont mind the christian bashing, religion bashing, but your dead wrong on the god thing. mysticism and spirituality are correct in my eyes and i have reasons to beleive.


i have yet to get an answer on WHAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE? one of you guys care to answer.

Question is, did you understand my question? Read it well.
As for your answer, who gives you the right to question a thought? I don't give a damn about religions, however I have an opinion. And who are you to tell me that I am wrong in this kind of issue. I don't give a damn in what you believe, I am not blided by anything, I think about all the matters that I want, and no "moemon" tells me what to do.
Hope this helps!

[sandycoosworth]

god does post here






he calls himself jimmy









now dance puppets dance

[Camel Jockey]

He'd fucking smack some common sense into Mr. I and crew!

A god is a being created by humans and given supernatural powers or attributes such as immortality, omniscience, telekinesis, and invisibility. These creations serve many purposes, such as imaginary protection from enemies or explanations for the origin of such things as good and evil, fire and wind, or life and death.

Gods are often the central figures around which religions are built. It is often claimed that religion began in fear and superstition. The same might be said for gods.

Some religions maintain that there is just one God and that all the gods of all religions except theirs were created by human beings. Yet, everyone who believes in a god of some sort believes their god is real.

Since gods are supernatural, they exist outside the bounds and laws of space and time. They can possess any of an infinite array of magical powers. Hence, there is no way to prove or disprove their reality. One might say: If gods exist, anything goes!

Excellent post!