Funny thing happened in the office last week. I will try to stick to the main details in order to keep it short and sweet LMAO!
In the community refrigerator sat a bottle of Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice (Half full), an inquisitive employee says to himself (knowing this obviously refreshing drink did not belong to him)
“Hmm, what a tasty looking beverage there sitting all by it’s lonesome.”
No one will know if I have a cup or two, so he decides to pour himself a cup of this tasty beverage; Of course he couldn’t have just one cup.
He convinced himself that he could probably consume the entire contents of this tasty beverage, run out to the local grocery store, buy the same brand and replace the half full container with a totally new one before the true owner would know the difference, LMAO! Instead he found himself feeling a bit light headed, uninhibited in his conversations and many of his co-workers notice a distinctive and unusual speech impediment. FYI, he never made it to the store to replace the beverage.
It was later found that the tasty beverage had been mixed with GIN and the owner apparently sipped on this throughout the work day.
Who should suffer the consequences?
A) Mr. Inquisitive (aka, Thirsty)
B) The unobtrusive alcoholic (aka, The all day drunkard)
ROTFL
HM, I know you meant well, ...but the moral I'm getting out of this is:
Always go for the sealed containers of name brands 
I never ran into that problem much. Kraft services would often stock the lunchrooms at the production offices.
Most often the only time we ever needed to be there was for costume fittings and table reads, and the table reads were often catered, ...and wardrobe fittings... we'd be in & out of there so fast, ...we hardly ever get caught.
