Another question for the ladies..

[coltrane]

Stella, please let this question stay on this board, as the other boards seem to only find male responses...

Had quick sex last night.  Nothing great.  Girlfriend suspiciously orgasmed very quickly.
This morning we were talking and i asked her if she faked it.  She admitted it and said she was tired last night.


Why fake it?  Why not just say i'm tired??  Confused over here.

[ToxicAvenger]

next time she asks ya if she looks fat in a dress...sigh expressivly..and say "no"

if she asks if you are just saying that, reply " i'm just too tired to argue hon"



 

[drkaje]

Next time she asks ya if she looks fat in a dress reply: "What do you think?"

Fixed.

[Parker]

next time she asks ya if she looks fat in a dress...sigh expressivly..and say "You faked your orgasm last night, correct?"

"Yes",

"Well there is your answer."



 

Another fix.

[ToxicAvenger]

Another fix.

classic!

Moisour Parker bringeth teh funny! 

[coltrane]

next time she asks ya if she looks fat in a dress...sigh expressivly..and say "no"

if she asks if you are just saying that, reply " i'm just too tired to argue hon"



 

pure genius

[tonymctones]

next time she asks ya if she looks fat in a dress...sigh expressivly..and say "no"

if she asks if you are just saying that, reply " i'm just too tired to argue hon"



 

hahaha I like it...

[drkaje]

Fat people already know they look fat. Why do they ask?

[YoungBlood]

But yet again, nothing but male responses.

I'm waiting to see (if!) the ladies answers, and what that answer may be.

[coltrane]

But yet again, nothing but male responses.

I'm waiting to see (if!) the ladies answers, and what that answer may be.

Exactly.  I want REAL women's opinions on this.  Thanks regardless fellas.

[drkaje]

Coltrane,

You should do more oral.

[coltrane]

I agree with you.. and i do.

the night in question there wasn't any though..

[tonymctones]

not a chick but i can give you a pretty reasonable answer, EGO...most guys like be able to pleasure their s/o especially in the sack. For you not to be able to do so could and probably would effect your ego perhaps not simply one time but if it happened time and time again it probably would. Imagine how she would feel if for some reason she couldnt get you excited or couldnt get you off, she might feel you dont like her/find her attractive. This is the same in reverse she may want you to feel that you do it for her physically, emotionally etc...Personally Id rather her just say alright this one is for you instead of faking and perhaps if you explain that to her she might do that from now on...question is how did you not know it was faked?

[SamoanIrishman]

Again awesome that not one chick answered this "Girls only" post....lol, love GB'ers

[drkaje]

Again awesome that not one chick answered this "Girls only" post....lol, love GB'ers

There could be a million different answers.

He should have asked about hitting it better.

[coltrane]

not a chick but i can give you a pretty reasonable answer, EGO...most guys like be able to pleasure their s/o especially in the sack. For you not to be able to do so could and probably would effect your ego perhaps not simply one time but if it happened time and time again it probably would. Imagine how she would feel if for some reason she couldnt get you excited or couldnt get you off, she might feel you dont like her/find her attractive. This is the same in reverse she may want you to feel that you do it for her physically, emotionally etc...Personally Id rather her just say alright this one is for you instead of faking and perhaps if you explain that to her she might do that from now on...question is how did you not know it was faked?

I asked her in the morning and she told me yes she faked.  Then i asked how much she fakes and told me rarely.

I guess all women do it, so i shouldn't really care, right?

[Butterbean]

Again awesome that not one chick answered this "Girls only" post....lol, love GB'ers

Actually one did!

[tonymctones]

I asked her in the morning and she told me yes she faked.  Then i asked how much she fakes and told me rarely.

I guess all women do it, so i shouldn't really care, right?

well its probably a good thing that its out in the open now and you two can have an open discussion about it if youd like to.

Im sure that alot of women do it from time to time but if it bothers you then talk to her about it, sometimes two ppl just arent in the mood at the same time and if she is willing to let you have your fun then you should be happy as shit, now if she fakes it alot then yea maybe you should take kaje's advice and ask her what she likes or what you could do to make her happy...just my 2 cents

[coltrane]

Actually one did!

Yes, in Stellas defense, she did give me some female advice via a few private messages.  It was appreciated.

[SamoanIrishman]

well its probably a good thing that its out in the open now and you two can have an open discussion about it if youd like to.

Im sure that alot of women do it from time to time but if it bothers you then talk to her about it, sometimes two ppl just arent in the mood at the same time and if she is willing to let you have your fun then you should be happy as shit, now if she fakes it alot then yea maybe you should take kaje's advice and ask her what she likes or what you could do to make her happy...just my 2 cents

Spot on.