Author Topic: Venom looks like a superhero film for adults (Read 3658 times)

Gargamel · « **on:** May 09, 2018, 06:49:11 AM »

Also bodybuilding related because I do push ups before a video in order to get a pump.

HTexan · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2018, 08:32:16 AM »

Quote from: Gargamel on May 09, 2018, 06:49:11 AM

Also bodybuilding related because I do push ups before a video in order to get a pump.

Deadpool, rated R

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2018, 10:38:28 AM »

Starring Cronos the Skullet?

Nether Animal · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Powerlift66 on May 09, 2018, 10:38:28 AM

Starring Cronos the Skullet?

Dude is in his 50s, looks like an ermbalmed,pasty corpse.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:16:08 AM »

He always used to look like a weird woman. Even more hilarious is the guitarist who totally copied Kerry King's style... guess shame ain't on his menu.

On a more positive note, they're, or were, a really cool band with simple yet highly effective material.

Gargamel · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2018, 01:21:27 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 09, 2018, 08:32:16 AM

Deadpool, rated R

Deadpool was definitely entertaining and they went for the joke at all costs whereas Venom looks more like a serious type of movie.

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2018, 02:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Gargamel on May 09, 2018, 01:21:27 PM

Deadpool was definitely entertaining and they went for the joke at all costs whereas Venom looks more like a serious type of movie.

Hopefully Sony doesn't fuck it up.

Gargamel · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:24:28 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 09, 2018, 02:55:36 PM

Hopefully Sony doesn't fuck it up.

The worst I can think of would be a Spectre type of movie.

HTexan · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2018, 05:50:28 PM »

Quote from: Gargamel on May 10, 2018, 01:24:28 AM

The worst I can think of would be a Spectre type of movie.

Or the venom from that lame Spider-Man movie.

seCrawler · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:23:58 PM »

It's probably an ok film. The phuckery will start when they try to do a crossover with the current lame spiderboy.

Kwon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2018, 09:05:18 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on May 10, 2018, 08:23:58 PM

It's probably an ok film. The phuckery will start when they try to do a crossover with the current lame spiderboy.

Somehow i feel Tom Hardy is just too real to be in the same movie as Tom Holland.

Griffith · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2018, 10:00:44 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on May 10, 2018, 08:23:58 PM

It's probably an ok film. The phuckery will start when they try to do a crossover with the current lame spiderboy.

They will be re-writing the origin story, as without Spider-Man there would be no Venom.

Gargamel · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2018, 02:23:42 AM »

Spiderman will most probably show up in this. The more superhero‘ s in a movie the bigger the profit e.g. Avengers, Superman vs Batman. Thats the new thing in Hollywood.

seCrawler · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM »

Quote from: Gargamel on May 12, 2018, 02:23:42 AM

Spiderman will most probably show up in this. The more superhero‘ s in a movie the bigger the profit e.g. Avengers, Superman vs Batman. Thats the new thing in Hollywood.

if that f a g holland has a cameo, i'm done with the venom character.

Gargamel · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2018, 11:43:52 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on May 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM

if that f a g holland has a cameo, i'm done with the venom character.

I surmise they will cast a new spiderman in this. Holland is more appealing to kids than an r rated audience.

Griffith · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2018, 02:40:14 PM »

In the comics, Spider-Man found the suit on a spaceship, he did not know it was an alien, but thought it was just a convenient suit. That's why it had his abilities and look, it was a symbiotic alien which also fed off his adrenaline, making him take more risks.

HTexan · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2018, 03:21:45 PM »

Quote from: Griffith on May 12, 2018, 02:40:14 PM

In the comics, Spider-Man found the suit on a spaceship, he did not know it was an alien, but thought it was just a convenient suit. That's why it had his abilities and look, it was a symbiotic alien which also fed off his adrenaline, making him take more risks.

emo spider-man

seCrawler · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2018, 07:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Gargamel on May 12, 2018, 11:43:52 AM

I surmise they will cast a new spiderman in this. Holland is more appealing to kids than an r rated audience.

There is no way they are going to cast 2 spidermen theatrically. That's like having Ed Norton (100% better) and Mark Ruffalo's (the reason why I don't even watch the Hulk anymore) Hulk running on separate screens.