You make a convincing argument. And let's not forget Elvis shot his tv, had a TCB motto and crashed the Nixon White House. Game. Set. Match.
Presley:
Crashed the White House and demanded to meet Nixon which he duly obliged within 36hrs.
He called the most powerful man in the western world, 'tricky dickie'. He was higher than mofo on pharmaceutical cocaine at the time.
He blagged an honourary FBI badge, never given to the public.
He collected police badges for fun and also had enough of a firearms arsenal to put a small country to shame.
He went undercover with the narc squad with several police depts on busts, again higher than a mofo.
He had two way mirrors installed in Graceland so he and the boys could rag on each other when they were putting the moves on with chicks.
He studied Karate.
He loved his mum.
He had old southern values.
Jackson:
Groomed and nonced.....
