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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1500 on: October 24, 2023, 12:48:37 AM »
Monica if you post under your real name, the mods will give you BLUE STARS
She already has a brown star.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1501 on: October 24, 2023, 03:42:38 AM »
Monica if you post under your real name, the mods will give you BLUE STARS

She already has a brown star.

And I've got some blue balls waiting for her
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1502 on: October 25, 2023, 12:15:58 AM »
And I've got some blue balls waiting for her
Maybe 20 years ago.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1503 on: October 25, 2023, 03:15:12 AM »
And I've got some blue balls waiting for her

Maybe 20 years ago.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1505 on: October 25, 2023, 09:31:52 AM »

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1507 on: October 25, 2023, 10:13:51 AM »
 :)

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1508 on: October 25, 2023, 10:39:39 AM »
Fleshed it out for you Mon-mon, you're way to modest :)! -


"October 24, 1998.


Nice, France,


The first and (as of now) only time the Fitness Olympia contest went international.


17 fitness women from all over the world came to France to find out who was the number one fitness competitor in the world that year and blow rich schmoes. Several top legends competed that year, including Lena Johannesen, Mary Yockey, Susie Curry, Timea Majorova, and Jenny Worth (who made her Olympia debut that night). But when it was all said and done, all eyes were on the Texas native Monica Brant. Once prejudging was over, it fell like a formality that Monica would become the Queen of Fitness and rake in the majority of the schmoe bucks that year. Finals was just icing on the cake for her with a routine just impressive enough to secure her the title of Fitness Olympia Champion and Queen of the Prick Tease.
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Monica had already established herself as one of the biggest name in the industry in the 90s with her impressive resume as well as being one of the original fitness models, alongside women like Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, and Victoria Pratt. During that time she also managed to bang both the Phillips Brothers, get hit on by Jim Manion Jr, and dodge being murdered and set on fire by Kelly Ryan and one time beau, Craig Titus.  She won her first pro show in 1995, winning the Jan Tana Fitness Pro competition, but it would take her one year to get the taste out of her mouth, then take her three more years before being in the winners circle again. But again, her competitions and her fitness modeling, and willingness to do anal and cartwheels only made her more popular with each passing year. 1998 would be the year that everything would come together and it culminated with Monica taking her rightful place on the throne as the best fitness competitor in the world.

It’s 2023 and folks are STILL influenced by Monica Brant, and elderly schmoes are still jacking off to her. This shows you her greatness throughout her career and what she has done for the industry despite her days on stage well behind her. There has been many competitors and models that have made their name in the bodybuilding industry, but there is only one Monica Jean Brant, and she will forever be a Fitness Icon.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1509 on: October 25, 2023, 10:46:23 AM »

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1510 on: October 25, 2023, 10:55:38 AM »
“Try 20 minutes ago.” - Taffin

Ya I'd chew that labia until it fell off while simultaneously left-hand jacking myself off to the point of blindness...
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1511 on: October 25, 2023, 11:40:40 AM »

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1512 on: October 25, 2023, 02:13:30 PM »
Good grief. 'The Hermit' auditions?


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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1513 on: October 26, 2023, 05:57:23 AM »
Happy Birthday Mo,  :o

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1514 on: October 26, 2023, 06:09:11 AM »

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1515 on: October 26, 2023, 06:34:34 AM »
You’re a psychopath

Nah. Hes just a schmoe. A psychopath with that level of obsession, would be targeting her at her residence and in person

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1516 on: October 26, 2023, 08:00:03 AM »
Happy Birthday Mo,  :o

Who are you talking to? NGAF

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1517 on: October 26, 2023, 10:52:01 AM »
Who are you talking to? NGAF

I do - this confirms her berries are dry - raw, no pullout!
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1518 on: October 26, 2023, 10:56:11 AM »
Nah. Hes just a schmoe. A psychopath with that level of obsession, would be targeting her at her residence and in person

The General is Monica.

She has wished herself a “happy birthday” 3 years in a row in this thread.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1519 on: October 26, 2023, 11:09:03 AM »
Happy Birthday Mo,  :o

i was partying with Monica on her  birthday  in 2007. 

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1520 on: October 26, 2023, 11:10:33 AM »
I do - this confirms her berries are dry - raw, no pullout!

There’s no thrill in that. Now if you had the potential to impregnate her……..


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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1521 on: October 26, 2023, 11:45:03 AM »
Monica, will you please start taking fertility drugs so that Taffin may plant his seed

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1522 on: October 26, 2023, 12:08:09 PM »
Monica, will you please start taking fertility drugs so that Taffin may plant his seed

She probably blew all of her dough on a hair transplant. Vanity with a capital V

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1523 on: October 26, 2023, 01:10:09 PM »
She probably blew all of her dough on a hair transplant. Vanity with a capital V

the hair transplant was free.   she did a documercial of it

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #1524 on: October 26, 2023, 02:43:48 PM »
i was partying with Monica on her  birthday  in 2007.

 :o

And..?  I know a gentleman never blablabla's... but what did she smell like?  Did you get to lick any part of her...? :P


Monica, will you please start taking fertility drugs so that Taffin may plant his seed

Dude - I've already got so many kids it's like the Village of the Damned round these parts!  Trust me, the world doesn't need another drug-induced set of Taffin Triplets turning up! ;D
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