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« Reply #5375 on: March 05, 2022, 02:15:35 AM »
Re: I just watched a horror movie

"Glory-Hole Gangsters"
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« Reply #5377 on: March 11, 2022, 11:08:08 PM »
You're still in the area of piss, Bubbles.   If Matt wants to have anal sex then thats his business and its no big deal if he does.

Straight people get the same diseases.  If you dont want to do anal sex , thats your business but Matt has the right to decide whether he wants to plow a woman's butthole or not.  Stop making it out like its the end of the world

You're so entrenched in phaggotry you're comparing a naturally occurring process to propagate the human species to a morally degenerate act of a spiritually corrupt and mentally ill people. Every disease and or sickness you get as a result of your wicked actions you deserve.  :)

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« Reply #5378 on: March 13, 2022, 12:44:58 PM »
Yep, a certified dope. No doubt that you are mentally challenged. I mentioned an event that happened in 1974 at our place in Queenscliff Beach. Arnold was there. So were lots of people from my gym. It was a get-together to meet Arnold and have a chat. I don't involve my ex in forum matters so that is one witness I won't call. You are in LA. Why not ask Arnold about the babysitter?

Goodrum is surely a sad wannabe. I am not alone. Nor am I bitter. Just have a good memory unlike yourself or Goodrum.


I never showed up uninvited to a funeral, you did, I never called a gay black man across the country dozens of times trying to buy him dinner, you did, I never stalked boys and girls on the beach and took unwanted pics of them, you did, I never made up lies about Arnold S and underage girls, you did, I never picked my own judges at a bbing pageant, you did,

I never posted on a bbing board posing as a deceased woman, you did, I never stole an overcomplicated design for a curl machine from my friends and try to pass it off as my own, you did. You have a long history of doing very odd and borderline criminal things, maybe why you ran away to Australia?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5380 on: March 26, 2022, 01:09:39 PM »
Much like the mighty giant squid squirts ink when threatened, the mighty Hankins can squirt blood from his anus when disturbed. Can this Thai fellow do that? I think not.

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« Reply #5381 on: March 27, 2022, 11:29:47 PM »
how does someone with a sex addiction cope in prison?
Just asking....

porn and and female staff.

I'd pay $20-25 for a porn mag to be brought in. 'laminate' all the pages with clear packing tape. rent out the whole mag for $5-10 for an hour-2hrs for maybe a week or 2, until the pages start to get creased or it gets worn. then i'd cut out every pic in the mag, obviously it's printed on both sides to had to decide which pics i thought would sell the best or which i personally liked. and depending on what they were, sell them for $2-15ea.

then when people couldn't pay a debt, i'd take the pics as payment if they had any. if they bought it for $5, i'd give them maybe $2 and resell it again for another $5.

they staff i won't go into because i know your autistic ass would whine about it.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5382 on: March 29, 2022, 04:51:03 AM »


Putin: Furthermore, we call on all NATO members to uphold the basic principles of international relations, to cease their seemingly inexorable pursuit eastward, and to work with Russia in order to promote peace in Europe ...

Hankins: Tell them that I have trouble finding off-the-rack clothes!

Putin: Shhhh! Please shut the fuck up. This is neither the time nor th ...

Hankins: No, but honestly, I'm a beast. Tell them that I had a whole pack of sausages for breakfast.

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« Reply #5383 on: March 29, 2022, 05:04:28 AM »
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« Reply #5384 on: March 29, 2022, 05:06:12 AM »

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« Reply #5385 on: March 31, 2022, 01:52:22 AM »
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Send Matt some pics, it may get him out of his rut.
He can polish his "parsh of peace" to them.  ;)

If Mathjew wants something hot, moist, and juicy in his face…
He should go to Burger King and buy a Double Whopper.

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« Reply #5386 on: March 31, 2022, 10:42:15 AM »
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« Reply #5387 on: March 31, 2022, 10:55:10 AM »
So single women with daughters shouldn't date? If you meet a nice woman and everything is going great then she tells you she has a daughter you are dipping out?

Depends how old and how hot the daughter is. No pedo

Imagine the GF has a hot 18 yearold daughter sauntering around the place in hotpants and a crop top. Nothing wrong with enjoying the show and later banging the shit out of the mother whilst thinking of the daughter. Ideally the daughters bedroom is within earshot so she can hear how you're making her mum moan.

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« Reply #5388 on: March 31, 2022, 11:23:17 AM »
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« Reply #5389 on: March 31, 2022, 01:43:02 PM »
who is that?

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« Reply #5391 on: April 02, 2022, 10:44:49 PM »
To me women are extremely boring and I can‘t imagine spending time with some chick I have no sexual interest in. How some of you guys have female friends with no benefits is beyond me.

This guy gets it. Generally I don't like spending more than 4 hours a day max, twice a week with a women even if I'm sexual with her (they charge too much after that  ;D)

If they want to spend more time together with me then it's only at my apartment and they need to start being more useful. I'll ask them to start cooking and cleaning. Most refuse when it comes to cleaning, but are happy to do the cooking.

The relationship usually ends when I insist they cut my food up and put it in my mouth, although not always. I like to see how far I can push those that stick around before they say enough. Let's just say some women have no limits when it comes to how much weird shit they are willing to put up with.

In short Matt isn't wrong for questioning the sincerity of women. Those who think their woman is different, nah they are just different with you. Good chance they'd act and behave very differently if they were with another guy.

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« Reply #5392 on: April 10, 2022, 09:36:20 AM »
Hankins Fan in the Youtube comments, wonder who it is -
"Rowley Birkin QC LVO CMG

I want to beat up Darren Avey and wrestle Henda on a northern building site with toothless, pale onlookers cheering on. I want to kick back with illuminati and talk of joswifts easy competition. I want to abuse McWay who couldn't even be bothered to respond to me on another platform yet is regularly posting on gb. I want to get doxxed by that successful elusive Jane that has some high powered job and holiday home in Portugal. I want to be a ducking get bigger that's half abused half respected.

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« Reply #5395 on: April 18, 2022, 10:52:51 AM »
Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/dog-abandoned-gay-adopted-sex-couple-rcna21556

At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive.  :-X

Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”

Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”

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« Reply #5396 on: April 20, 2022, 10:00:20 AM »
At least Kai Greene grew his head into a kettle bell.



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« Reply #5397 on: April 23, 2022, 03:28:47 AM »
Imagine what hanky is doing now.

Pacing back and forth inside his filthy house talking himself through the 100 different scenarios he sees happening this weekend.

Every 3 minutes and stops to flex in the mirror to assure himself that he is still "jacked".

Weighing himself once an hour to make sure he's still 200 pounds (at least).

Screaming at his new wife and her kids to be quiet so he can focus on his posing routine while listening to Nickelback.

The shitter is filled with blood stained wet wipes.

All the cooking pans and pots are stained with bacon grease.

The house smells of stale potato chips and weed.

Is he going to be ready? Will he make it?

Should he inject "more" lasik? Has he eaten enough carbs?

Maybe he should eat an entire pizza?

But what about the restless leg syndrome?

Will he get edema from too much Gatorade again?

Hopefully there isn't an altercation with the Cops. And if so, will they use the doorbell this time?

Focused like a lion staring down a baby deer with a broken leg.

It's now or never hanky.

Push the envelope.

Go 100% or stay the fuck home.

We will expect Munzer like conditioning.

Hopefully the rest of the handicapped competitors are ready for battle!

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« Reply #5398 on: April 28, 2022, 06:56:37 AM »
Complete congestive heart failure. I.V. Lasix and Beta Blockers to keep him alive as long as possible. Heart failure has no cure.

Vince G he drops your name and gives a huge plug to your channel at 21:00. But has beef with you?

Seems like a decent guy. I wish him well.



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« Reply #5399 on: April 28, 2022, 08:12:31 AM »

Rating -

Schmoe content - 1/2 a sperm soaked Weider moustache out of 5. Connors is a gentleman about his guests and their love lives. No need to get your cocks out and lace up your grass stained New Balances for this one.