Happy Birthday Craig

[shockandawe]

January 13th is Craig's birthday. He's 43 or 44 today - not sure.

"Hey birthday boy, another year older and still behind bars?" 

Not exactly a Hallmark sentiment, but you certainly could imagine a lot of hilarious answers once you opened the card.

[abz]

Craig Titus turned 42 years old. Wishing Craig the best birthday and to keep his spirits up!

[gtbro1]

Craig Titus turned 42 years old. Wishing Craig the best birthday and to keep his spirits up!

FUCK HIM. I hope he is getting a birthday "spanking" from the guards or better yet his cell mate.

  He is a POS.

[Montague]

f**k HIM. I hope he is getting a birthday "spanking" from the guards or better yet his cell mate.

  He is a POS.

Perhaps his cell mate gave him a special candle to blow?

[Rockhead]

At least he's celebrating this birthday in the county jail, whereas next year it'll be in a Fed prison.

[shockandawe]

How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"

[Montague]

How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"

Oh, I wouldn't completely rule out the "b-day sex."
It may not be the kind he's accustomed to...
Maybe cell block "C" has a VIP room???

[YoungBlood]

How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"

You do the crime, you do the time.

Simple as that.

[Old_Rooster]

i bet kelly has sucked every prison guards cock by now......craig has done the inmates, kelly has done the guards.  its a big cluster fuck i tell ya!

[Anabolic Outlaw]

Old_Rooster (Terry),

Your heart that devises these wicked imaginations is an abomination unto the Lord!

[YoungBlood]

Anabolic Outlaw-

Please stop spewing your religious thoughts here. It is an abomination unto an atheists beliefs. 

They don't tell you to not believe in God, so why must you tell them they do need to believe in God?

[SinCitysmallGUY]

Anabolic Outlaw-

Please stop spewing your religious thoughts here. It is an abomination unto an atheists beliefs. 

They don't tell you to not believe in God, so why must you tell them they do need to believe in God?

Agreed anabolic outlaw get back to choking on your Craig Titus replica penis... Your an ambomination to the world, the sport of body building and Shit might as well say men in general. Your a crazy stupid F*CK who has done to many drugs and taken Titus penis to many times. Get out of here with your ignorant pure bullshit talk. Your a fake a phoney and a huge disrespect to the sport.. Go visit craig so he can show you your chew toy thru the glass.

[shockandawe]

Ah, the image of Anabolic Outlaw and his penis chew toy, reading Corinthians in the Gideon bible.

Perty funny dude. 

[whitewidow]

happy birthday buddy! keep ya head up!