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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2022, 08:54:55 PM »
You're homeless?!?! :o

If you call the freedom of  living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….

Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2022, 10:22:58 PM »
Guess you aren't keeping your urns there

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2022, 12:42:57 AM »
If you call the freedom of  living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….

Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!

Well colour me jealous - I couldn't be happier for you Bro.  I've always fancied life on the open road - ever since I saw this series when I was younger



Minus the filthy chimp, of course ;D
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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2022, 01:06:46 PM »
There is a rumor a few additional categories have been added
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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2022, 01:18:31 PM »
If you call the freedom of  living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….

Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!

The gypsy life is relatively free. Not that gypsies have ever contributed anything to society...unless you consider fortune telling a contribution.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2022, 11:08:43 AM »
My opinion from the peanut gallery:

Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.

Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.

Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases. 

Worst poster: Howard.

Best content: FitnessFrenzy.

Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2022, 11:31:06 AM »
COMEBACK POSTER OF THE YEAR,,,,WES....

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2022, 12:41:23 PM »
My opinion from the peanut gallery:

Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.

Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.

Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases. 

Worst poster: Howard.

Best content: FitnessFrenzy.

Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.

we cant just make up categories to ensure Shizzo wins one.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2022, 01:51:16 PM »
We appreciate all your suggestions so far.

And by appreciate, I mean we will ignore.
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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2022, 03:03:31 AM »
We appreciate all your suggestions so far.

And by appreciate, I mean we will ignore.
The way it should be. It's Getbig.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2022, 07:03:40 AM »
COMEBACK POSTER OF THE YEAR,,,,WES....
Don`t call it a comeback I been here for years and sheit !  ;D

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2022, 02:22:08 PM »
My opinion from the peanut gallery:

Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.

Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.

Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases. 

Worst poster: Howard.

Best content: FitnessFrenzy.

Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.
That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?

Fuck you.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2022, 02:53:03 PM »
That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?

Fuck you.

Why does this make you angry now?

You didnt display this type of anger in the 30 page thread.....

Also sorry for your loss.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2022, 09:56:31 PM »
That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?

Fuck you.

Shut up, Stay Puft. There's nothing funny about your family dying (and I sent condolences and asked how you were doing at the time). The comedy was in your lachrymose wailings and drunken exaggerations, e.g. 'my brother is wearing a HAZMAT suit to pull the plug on him.' As well as the responses and brutal hijack. It was a classic thread and Hankins deserves recognition for it.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2022, 01:00:26 AM »
My opinion from the peanut gallery:

Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.

Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.

Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases. 

Worst poster: Howard.

Best content: FitnessFrenzy.

Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.

Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel?  Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2022, 02:43:03 AM »
Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel?  Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?

I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'

I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2022, 06:25:41 AM »
Worst Parent - Shizzos sister.   After that newspaper report of her arrest she shouldn't have kids at all.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2022, 06:54:00 AM »
Too many categories.

B Hanky was definitely the standout poster from the last year. His 1 week prep of slightly reducing the burger buns was impressive.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2022, 09:19:07 AM »
I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'

I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.

Savage.

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2022, 10:38:00 AM »
I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'

I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.



Hahahaha that was fucking brilliant

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2022, 11:34:17 AM »
Are new posts such as the recent savage teardown by Phantom Spunker eligible for these awards or must he wait until next year?

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2022, 11:37:52 AM »
Are new posts such as the recent savage teardown by Phantom Spunker eligible for these awards or must he wait until next year?

These would be 2022.

Best to move it to the best quotes for archiving.
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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2022, 11:08:24 AM »
                 ;D.                                                 ;D






                  ;D.                                                 ;D

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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2022, 02:20:30 PM »
The gypsy life is relatively free. Not that gypsies have ever contributed anything to society...unless you consider fortune telling a contribution.
What have you contributed to society, Jackass!
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Re: Official 2021 Getbig awards
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2022, 02:21:47 PM »
That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?

Fuck you.
Keep it private and you won’t have a problem, Bigmouth!
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