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AbrahamG:
--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on June 05, 2026, 11:30:37 AM ---Pamith, I really want to fight an emu. I'm sick to death of these belligerant faggots and their spiteful attitudes, always hissing and kicking at people. I have absolute faith in my right hook and I am convinced that I can knock its block off if it even thinks about launching one of its stupid skinny legs at me. The only other animal I have felt this way about is a swan. What animal would you choose to fight and why?
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I've always wanted to behead a canadian goose. I also have this desire to witness a tornado from the car. In particular I think it would be hilarious to see a cow picked up by the funnel cloud and fired at 150mph's against the broad side of a barn.
Phantom Spunker:
I'm like a coiled spring, waiting for the signal. I reckon Pamith was one of those little fat kids who always got brutally mauled by some old lady's 5lb Yorkshire Terrier on his way home from school. A raging Canadian goose would fuck him up so bad it would actually be uncomfortable to watch.
pamith:
Hey! Listening to metallica
Taffin:
--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on June 05, 2026, 11:30:37 AM ---Pamith, I really want to fight an emu. I'm sick to death of these belligerant faggots and their spiteful attitudes, always hissing and kicking at people. I have absolute faith in my right hook and I am convinced that I can knock its block off if it even thinks about launching one of its stupid skinny legs at me. The only other animal I have felt this way about is a swan. What animal would you choose to fight and why?
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I once kicked the ass of a group of swans - 100% truth - but not randomly LOL
They pecked my daughter on the forehead (she was small then so at their level). That myth about them being able to break arms is bull shit - you just pick them up by the neck and boot them a few times - they ran like bitches and it made for an anecdote that's still told at family gatherings over 20 years later (usually closely followed by my arrest for very public indecency...)
Not sure about Emus though - I've seen those feet up close... could end up with a perforated scrotum
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