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I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.
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Hard to say...I have to say I've been pretty smart in the gym.
I did see a woman put her baby who was in a cradle right next to the incline bench I was on doing flyes back in 2001. WTF. ???
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I went to the gym almost completely blind. Everything was blurry because I put lensglasses cleaner in my contacts. Apart that I can't remember but I have done many many many stupid things. ;D
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Hard to say...I have to say I've been pretty smart in the gym.
I did see a woman put her baby who was in a cradle right next to the incline bench I was on doing flyes back in 2001. WTF. ???
..and today that child is known as the amazing "Denthead" ,main attraction at the Barnham and Baily sideshow
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strained my penis in an attempt to train my flactoid muscles more effectively.
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I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.
Howard,
You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else.
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Howard,
You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else but muscle boys.
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yes, you're a pig Howard.
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I know I was much weaker at the time, but I know I was using at least the 30s or maybe even a bit higher. Maybe not much weight, but enough to hurt a baby or even kill it!
Next time don't let it happen. Tell the woman to move him for his own safety.
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Laugh at the horrid smell of my own gasses after i eat oatmeal and pop liver tabs all day long!!!! HAHAHA Leg presses can get pretty nasty!!!
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I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.
i thought you were gonna say you got caught giving a guy a bj in the john!
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dumbest thing I ever did in the gym.............. A workout I got from flex magazine.
Boy was I stupid to think that I would look like the pros from doin the flex mag workouts....
10 years later, I am much smarter. Thank God
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down, I smashed my dick between the weights and passed out, my training partner took my to the hospital where I spent about a day and a half.............I don't know what was worse, the ugly nurse or people laughing hysterically at me when I finally came back to the gym :'(!!
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the dumbest thing i ever did....i laugh at this now...was when i first started going to the gym years ago, id go in and do 3 sets flat bench, then 3 sets seated concentration curls, then leave ;D
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I once did a really loud fart while squatting 405, my spotter had to help me rack it due to my uncontrolable laughter....
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's
this was the funniest part
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this was the funniest part
But it's true...even though they were partials!
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shit myself deadlifting (not exactly dumb but it was funny)
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yrs ago i seen a smelt the sickest loudest fart u ever heard from a person doing leg presses, this person was the hottest girl youve ever seen.... me and my friends keeled over laughing to the point my stomach actually started cramping! ;D
she actually kep working out like nothing happened, even though halgf the gym smelt like sour garbage!
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shit myself deadlifting (not exactly dumb but it was funny)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Did you soldier on?
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Howard,
You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else.
Of course as usual, you differt from the subject... For Ado-Jew-and-denying-it, every day he walks in the gym is the dumbest thing he's ever done....
ahahahaha little shit.. you even deleted your posts on this thread.. what a looser..
http://67.187.194.232/humiliation.wav
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Did you soldier on?
changed and kept going
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changed and kept going
So you take a spare pair of shorts to the gym just in case you shit yourself while lifting?? ;D
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i once went drunk to the gym
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a few things:
got the head of my dong pinched between a barbell and my leg while racking after hang cleans. had to go to the doctor it hurt so bad. embarrassing shit.
had my shorts on backwards on numerous occasions.
(how the hell can you not notice that)
tried to bench with uneven number of plates on each side a few times
got locked in the gym after close because i had the shits.
broke a huge mirror on a gym wall
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This guy in the gym, thinks he's hardcore, ILS, was doing quarter reps on squats, did 8 with 180kg, then walked around yelling and grunt, then put 5 plates a side on. Picked the weight up, no belt, does 1 quarter rep, goes for another and just crumbles under the weight and bends the bar.
Pissed off now, that was off the best bars.
Sometimes you wish people would get hurt just to realise that they arent training properly.. maybe not be hurt, but make a fool of themselves like the above.
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down
hahahahaha, ok Mr. Intenseone.
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I read somewhere that if your gym doesnt have heavy dumbells for single arm rows that you can utilize the smith machine. So i put a 45 on each side and did a single arm row with that which was pretty moderate weight. But the smith was doing a shaking thing and made an aweful noise going up and down....i dont think i will try that again.
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taking a gamble with a sneaky fart...
and losing on the flop ;D
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i once went drunk to the gym
Back when I lived in Texas I knew a guy who ALWAYS was drunk when he trained. Had an upper body like Robby Robinson, too. Was always goin' on like "You know when you saw me in here yesterday? Well after that, I started drinkin' and I didn't even quit until a half hour ago! But you know I da best dey is at whatevah I do! You know I strong!!"
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taking a gamble with a sneaky fart...
and losing on the flop ;D
hahahahahahahahahahahaha That's the worst!!! Another one is when you go to a remote area (like the leg stuff ;D) and let one go.As you are letting it dissipate someone inevitably comes out of nowhere, and goes right for the machine you are next to.
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down, I smashed my dick between the weights and passed out, my training partner took my to the hospital where I spent about a day and a half.............I don't know what was worse, the ugly nurse or people laughing hysterically at me when I finally came back to the gym :'(!!
This explains a lot!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha That's the worst!!! Another one is when you go to a remote area (like the leg stuff ;D) and let one go.As you are letting it dissipate someone inevitably comes out of nowhere, and goes right for the machine you are next to.
hahahahah yes!!! I've done that. I've also let a monster go while leg pressing one day. Was only guys in there at the time so I could care less.
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lol they never seem that loud when you squeeze one off and your headphones are on...
but you know it had some volume to it when people start turning around to look at you ;D
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When I started out I always did full range squats. Well to little bellow parrallel anyways. One day I get this bright idea to do half squats and quarter squats. I worked up to 405 pounds barely for 4-5 reps. Then I add 10 pounds on each side, get into position, and BOOM I couldn't get back up. My excuse.. I was 17..
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After spotting someone on the bench , I grabbed the bar to slide under it onto the bench, and the whole thing tipped backwards and the weight landed on my chest.
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I was doing leg extensions and like a dumb shit I put my hand on this part of the machine that moves and when I extended it got caught in between this other part and put a big vagina like gash in my hand.
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Probally when I was talking to a dude after doing squats.
I preceded to unrack the wheels while being distracted to the point of rage talking about the past weekend football game and with no clue for another mans well being nor giving a fuck about this certain dumbass I unracked one side causing the 3 wheels to drop within inches of his foot but he was not as lucky w/ the bar as it struck him in the forhead, then shattering the mirror behind him. Which is why I believe in karma cause that stupid longhorn bastard hasn't talked to me since.
I wish this new dude would strike up a convo w/ me during leg day....
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I was doing leg extensions and like a dumb shit I put my hand on this part of the machine that moves and when I extended it got caught in between this other part and put a big vagina like gash in my hand.
Ouch!!
My girl did something similar. We decided to train together like 8 years ago. So on our second day I'm doing machine tricep extensions while she is looking off into space, But the thing is she rests her hand on the cam on the machine between the belt and the cam. So I do a rep and she starts flopping around like she got hit by 220 as her finger gets squished by the belt. Well long story short that was the end of that partnership
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Hard to say...I have to say I've been pretty smart in the gym.
I did see a woman put her baby who was in a cradle right next to the incline bench I was on doing flyes back in 2001. WTF. ???
I've never seen a gym allow anyone under 18 in the weight area. The fool manageing the place should of known better. Just a bump could of been devastating to the kid, not to mention the law suits. What was the dude thinking? Doesn't the gym have daycare? Probably a MILF and a kid at the front desk trying to make points. I'd of fired his ass on the spot.
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Ouch!!
My girl did something similar. We decided to train together like 8 years ago. So on our second day I'm doing machine tricep extensions while she is looking off into space, But the thing is she rests her hand on the cam on the machine between the belt and the cam. So I do a rep and she starts flopping around like she got hit by 220 as her finger gets squished by the belt. Well long story short that was the end of that partnership
Hahaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh well, a girl that dumb would've made a bad mom for any future kids.
Cool avatar, by the way ;D
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1) Caught the cock and balls on the down swing of side lat. raises as well.
2) Busted my head open getting hyped up for some heavy squats. I was in college and full of gear.
3) Got my hand caught in the belt of a treadmill. My necklace broke off and got caught in the belt so I went to get it while the machine was off and my moronic friend said "kick it on high and it will fly out" well he did and I didn't get my hand out in time.
4) Saw someone get their hand crushed by a plate loaded machine, now someone else is opening the condiments for him.
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down, I smashed my dick between the weights and passed out, my training partner took my to the hospital where I spent about a day and a half.............I don't know what was worse, the ugly nurse or people laughing hysterically at me when I finally came back to the gym :'(!!
If this is true it had to be with the worst form mankind has ever seen. That's insane weight for anyone nevermind an 18 year old.
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I guess I have yet to do my dumbest thing...that's scary because it's a yet for me
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this might not be the stupidest but it was the worst thing I ever did. Back when I was 18 or 19 I borrowed my buddies cybergenics video and watched it. What they had you do was start off superheavy and do "drops" but not like a triple drop, you'd only drop the weight a little and keep on going so you ended up doing multiple drops, when you got to the point where you couldn't drop the weight on the machine anymore you did stuff like push ups till failure for your chest or jumping for you legs until you failed. I decided to give it a go with my calves. Started off on the standing calf machine with as much weight as I could handle and dropped it and dropped it etc, I don't remember how much weight I was using but when I got to 20lbs I jumped off went over to the wooden block and did BW calf extentions to failure when I failed at that I got off the block and just did them off the floor, I did 3 "sets" of these it took over an hour just for calfs. I could barely walk when I left, I was sure I was gonna get huge doing this. The next day I couldn't walk, it was like my calfs had a charlie horse all day long, when I did walk I had to go on my tip toes for awhile then I could finally put my feet flat for a little while but if I stopped walking even for a minute I was back at square one. This went on for a week, my legs actually bruised from this, I never did that again.
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When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down, I smashed my dick between the weights and passed out, my training partner took my to the hospital where I spent about a day and a half.............I don't know what was worse, the ugly nurse or people laughing hysterically at me when I finally came back to the gym :'(!!
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this might not be the stupidest but it was the worst thing I ever did. Back when I was 18 or 19 I borrowed my buddies cybergenics video and watched it. What they had you do was start off superheavy and do "drops" but not like a triple drop, you'd only drop the weight a little and keep on going so you ended up doing multiple drops, when you got to the point where you couldn't drop the weight on the machine anymore you did stuff like push ups till failure for your chest or jumping for you legs until you failed. I decided to give it a go with my calves. Started off on the standing calf machine with as much weight as I could handle and dropped it and dropped it etc, I don't remember how much weight I was using but when I got to 20lbs I jumped off went over to the wooden block and did BW calf extentions to failure when I failed at that I got off the block and just did them off the floor, I did 3 "sets" of these it took over an hour just for calfs. I could barely walk when I left, I was sure I was gonna get huge doing this. The next day I couldn't walk, it was like my calfs had a charlie horse all day long, when I did walk I had to go on my tip toes for awhile then I could finally put my feet flat for a little while but if I stopped walking even for a minute I was back at square one. This went on for a week, my legs actually bruised from this, I never did that again.
Actually you just trained calves hard for the first (and last LOL) time in your life. I train calves hard every week and go through 4 solid days of pain......days 2 and 3 are the worst and I gotta tip-toe a bit until they get warmed up after being seated for awhile during days 2 and 3......comes with the territory. Most people that "train their calves" have never experienced a true calf workout and the pain the follows because most folks treat calf equipment like glorified pogosticks. Now, I don't suggest the "Cybergenics calf workout", but that soreness is pretty normal....the bruising....only if you tore the muscle and you'd know if you tore a muscle.
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Actually you just trained calves hard for the first (and last LOL) time in your life. I train calves hard every week and go through 4 solid days of pain......days 2 and 3 are the worst and I gotta tip-toe a bit until they get warmed up after being seated for awhile during days 2 and 3......comes with the territory. Most people that "train their calves" have never experienced a true calf workout and the pain the follows because most folks treat calf equipment like glorified pogosticks. Now, I don't suggest the "Cybergenics calf workout", but that soreness is pretty normal....the bruising....only if you tore the muscle and you'd know if you tore a muscle.
I don't know, my calfs get plenty sore, this was at another level, we're talking not able to walk for a few days, they did bruise, maybe i tore a muscle, I don't know it was like 16 years ago or so. I've made good gains on calfs over the past couple of years, I've never treated machines like "pogo sticks" but see it happen all the time.
maybe it was the first time they got really hammered, I don't really remember what I did for my calfs back then but I've never, ever been that sore in my life, I was soaking in hot tubs, icing them, flex-all 454...you name it, they were trashed. I've done legs where I could barely make it up the stairs the next day but it wasn't even close to this....who knows maybe there was a small tear...
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I was telling my wife about this thread and told her that it was kinda funny that I wasn't the only idiot doing dumb shit and leave it to her to add to my embarrassment. She reminded that I forgot to mention the time I was in the well doing squats and shit my pants. All I remember is that I didn't want to stand back up and squish my ass cheeks together but there was no other way. I walked over to her and said it is time to go, needless to say she smelled what happened and agreed. She drove me home with my ass in the air so I wouldn't get anything on the seats that I missed from my half-ass clean up.
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I was telling my wife about this thread and told her that it was kinda funny that I wasn't the only idiot doing dumb shit and leave it to her to add to my embarrassment. She reminded that I forgot to mention the time I was in the well doing squats and shit my pants. All I remember is that I didn't want to stand back up and squish my ass cheeks together but there was no other way. I walked over to her and said it is time to go, needless to say she smelled what happened and agreed. She drove me home with my ass in the air so I wouldn't get anything on the seats that I missed from my half-ass clean up.
Sounds like a normal day and incident for people in INDIANA. Poor attempt of trying to be funny with a made up fabricated story.
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in 2004 i was doing squats. i was doing 4 plates. I had/have no traps so to keep the bar up i kind of rested it on my lower neck. so about the 5th rep i hear and feel a snap. im like "damn my back hurts a bit but im gonna finish the work out i just got here" So im trying to find something to do because i aint doin legs any more so i just just start curling to get a quick pump and its off to the house. I do 5 sets of curls but the pain got worse and worse. So it got unbareable and i went to the ER. Turns out i broke my first thorasic vertibrae and had went on to do 5 sets of curls after that brake... The doc said he had never seen a brake like that.
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The dumbest thing I ever did working out is not having my NOXplode before hand and my Nitrotech and Celltech afterwards.
I realized that all my time in the gym was wasted and I did absolutley nothing for my body. Without my serving of CellTech and my serving of Nitrotech...all went in vain. I will never make that mistake again.
Beyond that...I pawned off 200 vitamin b-6 tabs to this TOOL who wouldn't stop bugging me about getting him some dbol and he gave me a wad of SINGLES. Being too lazy to count he assured me that $200 was there. Turns out it was only $184. Bastard owed me $16! I made $179 profit because vitamin b-6 is cheap at GNC with the whole buy one get the other 50% off but that's beside the point. That was stupid of me not to count the money...I still cringe at the thought of it.
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The dumbest thing I ever did working out is not having my NOXplode before hand and my Nitrotech and Celltech afterwards.
I realized that all my time in the gym was wasted and I did absolutley nothing for my body. Without my serving of CellTech and my serving of Nitrotech...all went in vain. I will never make that mistake again.
Beyond that...I pawned off 200 vitamin b-6 tabs to this TOOL who wouldn't stop bugging me about getting him some dbol and he gave me a wad of SINGLES. Being too lazy to count he assured me that $200 was there. Turns out it was only $184. Bastard owed me $16! I made $179 profit because vitamin b-6 is cheap at GNC with the whole buy one get the other 50% off but that's beside the point. That was stupid of me not to count the money...I still cringe at the thought of it.
YOU MISSED YOUR 20 MINUTE POST WORKOUT ANABOLIC WINDOW !!!!!!!
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The dumbest thing I ever did working out is not having my NOXplode before hand and my Nitrotech and Celltech afterwards.
I realized that all my time in the gym was wasted and I did absolutley nothing for my body. Without my serving of CellTech and my serving of Nitrotech...all went in vain. I will never make that mistake again.
Beyond that...I pawned off 200 vitamin b-6 tabs to this TOOL who wouldn't stop bugging me about getting him some dbol and he gave me a wad of SINGLES. Being too lazy to count he assured me that $200 was there. Turns out it was only $184. Bastard owed me $16! I made $179 profit because vitamin b-6 is cheap at GNC with the whole buy one get the other 50% off but that's beside the point. That was stupid of me not to count the money...I still cringe at the thought of it.
I knew a dude that sold roids in HS and he claimed to be selling this tool of a guy wesson oil instead of real roids, I never knew if he was kidding or serious......
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Probably serious that he was selling fakes. Highschool kids do NOT use steroids. They don't even know what steroids are besides "stuff that make you big" or how to get them. Chemisty students in highschool may know what they are but they dont know how to acquire them.
I spoke to highschool jocks at my old alma matter about the subject because some of them come to my gym to bench press and....that's it. Just to bench press. I even asked a couple 'rumores' by others to be using steroids and know what they told me? Here's the conversation...
" ay, man...so whats this I hear...you running a cycle? How old are you 17? You have no buisness..."
" awwww...it's just for football then I'm gonna get off...how did you hear who told you?"
" bitch pleeease...nobody in this gym uses gear without me knowing...who did you get it from...what are you using? Look...I don't care I'm just curious...I don't talk wassup be straight with me...what are you using I'll give you the best advice with it..."
"...here let me show you....(looks around to see if the coast is clear...reaches in his gym bag and pulls out a jug of NoXplode)...yea, I got it at GNC...the guy there said its the same as steroids so I just use it before i workout and before practice but I'm gonna get off when the seasonis over cuz the shit is making me like LATTIMER from that movie...you ever see 'The Program'? "
"...damn man you better be careful with that shit...yea, I know that movie...steroids made LATTIMER psycho"
"..I know...this shit is making me all crazy to...it's messin with my dick to so I gotta get off but coach wants me to start this year so I gotta do what i gotta do you know?"
"...yup. Handle it man...you're an aminal. Just don't let your mom see that shit or don't go tellin your friends...matter fact...drink that shit at home cuz if the cops came in here and seen that we'd all be fkn pinched'
"...yea I know...cool...I'll be alright...thanks, BlockHead..cool.."
Highschool kids use steroids my hairy scar tissued ass!!!!!
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I knew a dude that sold roids in HS and he claimed to be selling this tool of a guy wesson oil instead of real roids, I never knew if he was kidding or serious......
Yes they do.
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hahahahah yes!!! I've done that. I've also let a monster go while leg pressing one day. Was only guys in there at the time so I could care less.
Ahhhh the good ol leg press blast, I did that once but it came out with such force no one seemed notice, it sounded more like a bang or something. Other then that I smashed my index finger 1-2 weeks ago while placing a 20lb dumbell on the rack and yelled ouch!!! It got everyones attention and they were all like dude are you ok are you hurt and I reply I'm cool I am just a dumbass.
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Ouch!!
My girl did something similar. We decided to train together like 8 years ago. So on our second day I'm doing machine tricep extensions while she is looking off into space, But the thing is she rests her hand on the cam on the machine between the belt and the cam. So I do a rep and she starts flopping around like she got hit by 220 as her finger gets squished by the belt. Well long story short that was the end of that partnership
Damn I bet it hurt lie hell . For a min. I thought my hand was broken, witched pissed me off cause the next day was back day. I tryed doing back the next day like a dumb ass and it hurt like hell. Ever try to squeeze a barbell when hand has swollen to the size of Texas.
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This explains a lot!!
It was like I was doing the laterals with you on one side and sarcasm on the other!
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It was like I was doing the laterals with you on one side and sarcasm on the other!
Do you always workout thinking of me and sarcasm?
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I went to a gym one time.....
that was about the dumbest thing I ever did.
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I went to a gym one time.....
that was about the dumbest thing I ever did.
;D
You left your fly open and some wiskers peaked out?
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Do you always workout thinking of me and sarcasm?
No, you were the 110lb Dumbells I was doing the raises with :P!!
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No, you were the 110lb Dumbells I was doing the raises with :P!!
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dumbest thing you ever did working out or in a gym
I started hitting on this "girl" named Sasha.
I should have been tipped off when she spoke and had a voice deeper than mine!
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Ok how many dumbasses pulled the pin out of the triceps pushdown without holding hte bar and it crashes down on your head? I KNOW I HAVE!
There was a rack with loaded barbells but it was old fashioned... u had to stand them up and lean them in their place in order.... wellll.... my 2nd day in the gym EVER it was packed and i let one fall into the other.... n they ALL fell one by one like a domino effect making a huge crashing loud sound one by one and everyone staring at me. I almost never went back haha
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You left your fly open and some wiskers peaked out?
Actually...they wouldn't allow me to bring my cat in to work out.....
So I snuck my cat in a bag & let her claw up & shred one of the bench covers....
& we hauled out of there faster than shit.
;D
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Ok how many dumbasses pulled the pin out of the triceps pushdown without holding hte bar and it crashes down on your head? I KNOW I HAVE!
Yeah hate to admit but I've done that.
The worst for me was last week, I was doing lunges and the heel on one of my high heel pumps broke. I slipped and put a nasty run in my fishnet stockings. I was really quite embarrassed by the whole incident.
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Yeah hate to admit but I've done that.
The worst for me was last week, I was doing lunges and the heel on one of my high heel pumps broke. I slipped and put a nasty run in my fishnet stockings. I was really quite embarrassed by the whole incident.
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke....
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me and a buddy were shit faced drunk at his house and decided to bench press...ice cold no warm up we put on like 225 or something like that. ..drunk. I know that isn't a lot of weight so laugh all you want,but at the time both of our 1 rep max on bench was about 300 lbs,so to just start off at that weight ice cold was just asking for an injury...ESPECIALLY since we were both hammered. lol
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha That's the worst!!! Another one is when you go to a remote area (like the leg stuff ;D) and let one go.As you are letting it dissipate someone inevitably comes out of nowhere, and goes right for the machine you are next to.
hahahahaha I have been there, Groink!! And what really sucks is when it is a hot chic that walks up.hahaha
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Dunbest thing I ever did was when I was gearing up to do a set of seated dumbell presses for the delts and I didn't ask for a spotter to help me get one of the dumbells up. Instead I hoisted the dumbells onto my shoulders and proceeded to sit down on my balls.
I tell you,
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Dunbest thing I ever did was when I was gearing up to do a set of seated dumbell presses for the delts and I didn't ask for a spotter to help me get one of the dumbells up. Instead I hoisted the dumbells onto my shoulders and proceeded to sit down on my balls.
I tell you,
I have come very very close to doing that many times, it's a scary situation ;D When I lifted at home on my weider bench once I was doing weighted crunches and my shorts were covering the part when the leg curl/extension piece goes. Well I ended up setting the weight down directly onto my head and was black and blue for a week :-[ ;D
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Howard,
You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else.
Weirdo. 8)
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Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke....
Subtle joke. No moral attitudes intended.