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Title: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: Dredlock Rasta on October 14, 2006, 10:05:34 AM
Have you ever wanted to kick someone's ass but know you couldn't? You know if tried they would kill you.

ATTACK THEM WHEN HE/SHE IS ON THE TOLIET. Just kick open the stall as hard as you can. This
will suprise you opponent and he will know know what the fuck is going on. Also it is hard to fight when your pants are down and you are in a squatted position. This give you a huge advantage. 

A MAN IS MOST VULNERABLE WHEN HE IS ON THE TOLIET. Just hit him with everything you have punches, kicks, knees (very effective during toliet attack), elbows, or ground and pound if you like.

With this type of fighting style you could take on just about anyone from Tito Ortiz to Mike Tyson.

beefcake, BEEFCAKE!
Title: Re: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: lilwoday09smb on October 14, 2006, 10:49:41 AM
this is my new strategy, i can literally say i beat the shit out of some 1
Title: Re: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: OKMike on October 15, 2006, 02:05:24 AM
LOL!   ;)
Title: Re: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: bigragu on October 19, 2006, 02:49:08 PM
That's why the cons in the can ( literally ) take one leg out of their pants when they take a dump - especially if it's dorm living. Last thing you want is to get caught with your pants down!
Title: Re: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 19, 2006, 05:50:14 PM
That's why the cons in the can ( literally ) take one leg out of their pants when they take a dump - especially if it's dorm living. Last thing you want is to get caught with your pants down!

Were you watching a late night HBO special or something.It must have been called CONS life in the pin......
Title: Re: The art of close quarters fighting
Post by: torquemada on October 19, 2006, 05:52:20 PM
Were you watching a late night HBO special or something.It must have been called CONS life in the pin......

With the salad tossing segment :o