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Title: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: ali23 on November 20, 2006, 01:06:26 AM
Watsup getbiggers!!

I'm writing a 5 minute speech (manditory for english class) about how seinfeld changed my life..

Guys pitch me some ideas, and help me make this a funny, memorable speech..

thanks team!
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: gtbro1 on November 20, 2006, 01:09:00 AM
Do your own homework.
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: whitewidow on November 20, 2006, 01:22:49 AM
Do your own homework.



lol-
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: whitewidow on November 20, 2006, 01:26:00 AM
tell them it motivated you to pursue a career in comedy. tell them the show brought you many laughs and always brought your mood up and thats what you wanted to do for others. also tell them you had a very troubled family and the only thing that brought you together as a whole was thursday night seinfeld
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: ali23 on November 20, 2006, 01:48:40 AM
tell them it motivated you to pursue a career in comedy. tell them the show brought you many laughs and always brought your mood up and thats what you wanted to do for others. also tell them you had a very troubled family and the only thing that brought you together as a whole was thursday night seinfeld

thanks helpful post..

any other ideas??
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: BigMeatball on November 20, 2006, 06:25:24 AM
F$ck Seinfeld! Jerry is cool, but I don't like Michael Richards (Kramer).  This is why.  http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/showbiz/2006/11/19/b.anderson.nword.cnn
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: dr.chimps on November 20, 2006, 07:15:57 AM
Watsup getbiggers!!

I'm writing a 5 minute speech (manditory for english class) about how seinfeld changed my life..

Guys pitch me some ideas, and help me make this a funny, memorable speech..

thanks team!
That's 'mandatory' ali23. Little bit of English self-owning going on?  :)

/instead of how seinfeld changed your life (way too airy fairy and anectdotal) why don't you try to draw comparisons between the characters and today's society -ie. self-involved, lack of personal responsibility, ignorant, childless, atheist, cynical, ambiguity vs. absolutism and, finally, it's all about nothing vs. something. good luck
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: Cara from MD on November 20, 2006, 07:39:53 AM
I like what was written above.  Seinfeld was definitely funny, but it was also a show about 4 people who were essentially sociopaths with no endearing human qualities.  That's what made the last episode so great - it actually acknowledged that by doing a flashback show of all the rotten things the characters did to other people throughout the years.
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 20, 2006, 07:56:09 AM
I like what was written above.  Seinfeld was definitely funny, but it was also a show about 4 people who were essentially sociopaths with no endearing human qualities. 

I wouldn't call them sociopaths. Narcissists maybe, but no more so than a lot of people.
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: Yorkie T on November 20, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
write about the one with the year of george, apparently this year is the year of kamali, he said so in musclemag.
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: buffbodz on November 20, 2006, 10:11:13 AM
It's a show about nothing.  So  write a speech about nothing?
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: Cara from MD on November 20, 2006, 12:39:20 PM
Seinfeld: A Discussion in Nihilism  ;D
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: youandme on November 20, 2006, 01:02:46 PM
two words... google
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: ali23 on November 20, 2006, 07:33:49 PM
im sorry but googles one word
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: gtbro1 on November 21, 2006, 02:41:30 AM
It's a show about nothing.  So  write a speech about nothing?

hahahahaha THAT'S BRILLIANT!!  :D  HOW THE HELL COULD THEY FLUNK YOU?
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: fathead on November 21, 2006, 02:51:13 AM
Make sure you include that he banged that hot ass 17 year old  Shoshana
when he was in his 30's
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: MAXX on November 21, 2006, 03:15:49 AM
F$ck Seinfeld! Jerry is cool, but I don't like Michael Richards (Kramer).  This is why.  http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/showbiz/2006/11/19/b.anderson.nword.cnn
wtf!

meltdown ?!
Title: Re: help me write a speech about seinfeld!!
Post by: Bluto on November 21, 2006, 03:51:36 AM
why would seinfeld have changed your life? you should write about getbig changing your life