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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: ~flower~ on December 14, 2006, 07:31:16 AM
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1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood.
2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN? Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.
3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC? We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS? We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE? You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.
6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS? Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays. Farting is another fun thing for men!!
7. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.
8. WHY CAN'T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E., LIE DOWN AND HUG)? Please ... How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men ... Men hunters ... Need go roam ... Starve in cave ... Must go find wildebeest ... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.
9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.
10. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU?" Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.
11. WHY DO MEN SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME? Ho, Ho, Ho ... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
12. WHY DOESN'T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME? We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.
13. WHY WON'T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES? Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up.
14. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING? This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.
15. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING? It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? Err ... buying?
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I was ready to ::) at this thread, but it's pretty much on the money.
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Good post flower. 8)
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Are men jerks?
Just remember that the pendulam swings both ways :)
PB
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:-* :-* :-* Flowa Powa :-* :-* :-*
Wow what a woman, shes finally got it!!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FLOWER!
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hehe thought that would ruffle your feathers. Hey i'm a catch, just no one knows it, lol
Do you not remember the holding your face and kissing thing?
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damn, how the hell are you gonna hold your own face and kiss yourself? unless your giving fish kisses to the mirror, lol J/k.
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1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood.
2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN? Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.
3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC? We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS? We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE? You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.
6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS? Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays. Farting is another fun thing for men!!
7. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.
8. WHY CAN'T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E., LIE DOWN AND HUG)? Please ... How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men ... Men hunters ... Need go roam ... Starve in cave ... Must go find wildebeest ... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.
9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.
10. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU?" Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.
11. WHY DO MEN SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME? Ho, Ho, Ho ... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
12. WHY DOESN'T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME? We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.
13. WHY WON'T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES? Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up.
14. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING? This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.
15. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING? It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? Err ... buying?
So if its such a testosterone thing, why blame us? Not like we can help it. Besides....women like jerks.....that was debated in the bad boy thread. 8)
PS...Im not a belcher and farter....
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So if its such a testosterone thing, why blame us? Not like we can help it. Besides....women like jerks.....that was debated in the bad boy thread. 8)
PS...Im not a belcher and farter....
HA! You're not? I must have imagine the times you have belched then...
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HA! You're not? I must have imagine the times you have belched then...
OK.....eating half a chicken.......ok I belch sometimes.
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hi! :)
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hi! :)
Wow, with that kind of consistent tenacity, ...someone might want to consider a career in network marketing. :D
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hi! :)
Goat, you are not "approved" to post on this board....
...be gone.
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95% of women are bi or buysexual.
??? Where did this trend of thought come from?
PB
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I've not posted a single negative post on this board, nor do I intend to.
I just refuse to participate in a discriminatory approval process.
I think I may be falling in love with your overdeveloped sense of justice. :)
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cause woman can be cxunts.
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cause woman can be cxunts.
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Oh COME ON TOX!!!! You can come up with a better word to descride a woman than using that one! It is so disgusting! UUUGGGHHHH!!! :-X
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Loved this post. Granted that men and women are very different in their approach to life and how they react to situations, I find most men in my social circle to be both amusing and very real. Women for the most part confuse them so they forge ahead, not quite sure of the rules, but do their best to please us. Why should we begrudge them their occasional lapse into caveman behavior?(i.e. belches and farts) Seriously ladies, we expect too much from them sometimes, learn to enjoy your man for the incredible human being he is, appreciate his efforts to please you, and be amused when he steps out of his comfort zone and does something goofy just to make you laugh. That's golden.
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Oh COME ON TOX!!!! You can come up with a better word to descride a woman than using that one! It is so disgusting! UUUGGGHHHH!!! :-X
i know i know..its a word that rubs women the wrong way....
just like the word "pork" as in..... " yeah i porked her good"
:P
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i know i know..its a word that rubs women the wrong way....
just like the word "pork" as in..... " yeah i porked her good"
:P
yea...that one is ugh too!! but the other is like WHOA to a girl. i don't know why its so bad...being its only a word. But hearing it makes my skin crawl!!
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yea...that one is ugh too!! but the other is like WHOA to a girl. i don't know why its so bad...being its only a word. But hearing it makes my skin crawl!!
lol...
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men are jerks cause they lick too much? or b/c they don't, and one has to resort to a tiny dog?
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men are jerks cause they lick too much? or b/c they don't, and one has to resort to a tiny dog?
I just liked the picture. ;D
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i know i know..its a word that rubs women the wrong way....
just like the word "pork" as in..... " yeah i porked her good"
:P
I think "Porked" insinuates that the man using that word KNOWS he's a pig...
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I think "Porked" insinuates that the man using that word KNOWS he's a pig...
and thatsssss a bad thing ???
yanno whats worse...i think i heard it here on the sex or x...someone saying that he "tongue punched so n sos dirt spot" ;D
lmao...now thats funny!
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and thatsssss a bad thing ???
yanno whats worse...i think i heard it here on the sex or x...someone saying that he "tongue punched so n sos dirt spot" ;D
lmao...now thats funny!
Awesome!!!
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Awesome!!!
i like you....
and that kinda made me 'happy' ;D
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that's funny, it's so true.....hahahahahahaha