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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Man of Steel on December 18, 2006, 12:58:21 PM
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
AHAAHAHAAHH!!! Gotta love training and fitness advice from the fat chick polishing off the rest of the Krispy Kremes from 8AM.
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you work with big fat chicks? sounds like a great career
what are you a porn star in bbw movies?
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you work with big fat chicks? sounds like a great career
what are you a porn star in bbw movies?
I work with lots of different people....stay on topic fuckmouth.
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I work with lots of different people....stay on topic fuckmouth.
Am I the only one who found Bluto's attempted insult to be more pathetic than his nuthugging of DA?
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
AHAAHAHAAHH!!! Gotta love training and fitness advice from the fat chick polishing off the rest of the Krispy Kremes from 8AM.
You should have told her "Oh, so then you must have been REALLY muscular in the past, huh Mama Cass" then farted and walked away. 8)
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Am I the only one who found Bluto's attempted insult to be more pathetic than his nuthugging of DA?
I find all attempts at insults to be done by LITTLE people here. Amusing none the less but still, juvenile.
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
AHAAHAHAAHH!!! Gotta love training and fitness advice from the fat chick polishing off the rest of the Krispy Kremes from 8AM.
Yup, its funny how fat people always have something to say about people who train hard and take care of themselves. I get it to at the office. Its like Arnold said in Pumping Iron, the ones with something to say are the ones who know nothing about it. The best part is when these heavyweights in the office are overheard saying they're on a diet. Come lunch time they're plowing down a kitkat.
PB
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I find all attempts at insults to be done by LITTLE people here. Amusing none the less but still, juvenile.
What's that pedophile? Don't you have pictures of 8 year old boys to go jerk off to or something? Maybe that beast of a woman Tonya is around?
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I find all attempts at insults to be done by LITTLE people here. Amusing none the less but still, juvenile.
Sometimes people ask for it though, Rooster. You can't dangle a steak in front of a lion without loosing an arm. Everyone here is accountable of the pics they post and the posts they make.
PB
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
AHAAHAHAAHH!!! Gotta love training and fitness advice from the fat chick polishing off the rest of the Krispy Kremes from 8AM.
Ha ha, all the fat bastards here bring in box's of chocolates and tubs of flavored popcorn. They leave them out around the office for everyone to hoard. Its like freking jurrasic park here. Fatties come from other departments to eat the popcorn. I wonder how people from 3 flloors down know about the popcorn. I love when some fat old shithead rolls up to the tub of Carmel popcorn next to my office. When you look up they look away in embarrassment as they shovel 4 lbs of slop onto there plate.
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Hey, I like food like the next guy, but y'all are exactly right....come holiday time there are more cakes, donuts, pies and candies around the office than I can shake a stick at and I constantly get "ridiculed" for not partaking LOL!! Yeah sure, a little something here and there, but not a gluttonous mountain of garbage everyday and sometimes twice a day.
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Ha ha, all the fat bastards here bring in box's of chocolates and tubs of flavored popcorn. They leave them out around the office for everyone to hoard. Its like freking jurrasic park here. Fatties come from other departments to eat the popcorn. I wonder how people from 3 flloors down know about the popcorn. I love when some fat old shithead rolls up to the tub of Carmel popcorn next to my office. When you look up they look away in embarrassment as they shovel 4 lbs of slop onto there plate.
LOL!! Yes, can't forget all the popcorn tubs and the cheese and deli meat platters.
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Classic 8)
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What's that pedophile? Don't you have pictures of 8 year old boys to go jerk off to or something? Maybe that beast of a woman Tonya is around?
Funny, I made a joke about a 12 year old, many people here have private messaged me and told me to leave you alone, they told me you were actually on a sexual predator list and have been accused of molesting 6 year old boys , so dude, i'm not gonna reply to you anymore, everything they have told me about you are rather scary.
But I will say this, they should cut your cock off for molesting 6 year old boys. You are one sick puppy. I don't know how you can look in the mirror realizing the things you have done. You're a sick person, please seek help with your problem. Talk to a priest, maybe the priest will molest you, although i'm sure u would enjoy it. Bye, you sick pathetic excuse for a man.
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It's even in the coffee....I'll drink a cup of Joe with 2-3 Splendas and some non-dairy, non-fat creamer and they'll bring in $6 Starbucks crap that's got about 500 calories and 100 grams of fat in a little "coffee".
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Sometimes people ask for it though, Rooster. You can't dangle a steak in front of a lion without loosing an arm. Everyone here is accountable of the pics they post and the posts they make.
PB
I understand theres lots of 13 year olds here, i let em get under my skin.....NOT. Often, tonya tells me to quit laughing so hard in my office at some of you guys.
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Hey, I like food like the next guy, but y'all are exactly right....come holiday time there are more cakes, donuts, pies and candies around the office than I can shake a stick at and I constantly get "ridiculed" for not partaking LOL!! Yeah sure, a little something here and there, but not a gluttonous mountain of garbage everyday and sometimes twice a day.
One fatty got mad at me when he offered me a piece of chocolate and I declined...
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Funny, I made a joke about a 12 year old, many people here have private messaged me and told me to leave you alone, they told me you were actually on a sexual predator list and have been accused of molesting 6 year old boys , so dude, i'm not gonna reply to you anymore, everything they have told me about you are rather scary.
But I will say this, they should cut your cock off for molesting 6 year old boys. You are one sick puppy. I don't know how you can look in the mirror realizing the things you have done. You're a sick person, please seek help with your problem. Talk to a priest, maybe the priest will molest you, although i'm sure u would enjoy it. Bye, you sick pathetic excuse for a man.
Oh brother, this is what you come back with? An admitted pedophile trying to accuse someone else of being one? Face it, you lust after pre-pubescent nutsack and you're upset about the fact that you got called out on it you sick fuck.
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Funny, I made a joke about a 12 year old, many people here have private messaged me and told me to leave you alone, they told me you were actually on a sexual predator list and have been accused of molesting 6 year old boys , so dude, i'm not gonna reply to you anymore, everything they have told me about you are rather scary.
But I will say this, they should cut your cock off for molesting 6 year old boys. You are one sick puppy. I don't know how you can look in the mirror realizing the things you have done. You're a sick person, please seek help with your problem. Talk to a priest, maybe the priest will molest you, although i'm sure u would enjoy it. Bye, you sick pathetic excuse for a man.
Take this noobish, pedo-crap the hell off my thread and head back to your perv hole oldtimer!
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It's even in the coffee....I'll drink a cup of Joe with 2-3 Splendas and some non-dairy, non-fat creamer and they'll bring in $6 Starbucks crap that's got about 500 calories and 100 grams of fat in a little "coffee".
Have you heard that utting splenday, sweet n low, diet cokes and such are much more fattening than just drinking a regular coke. Scientific studies have proved it. Really pissed me off when i heard that.
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LOL!! Yes, can't forget all the popcorn tubs and the cheese and deli meat platters.
All the fat bastards conspire to make everyone else fatter? I swear you walk around her and it is like charlie and the chocolate factory. Few box's of chocolates, huge tub of flavored popcorn and a box of munchkins from dunkin donuts. Is it the same where you are?
Lmao at the cold cuts platter! Have never seen that one before. Haha these people should just set up a buffet.
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One fatty got mad at me when he offered me a piece of chocolate and I declined...
Completely sympathize! I've turned down more cake and pie slices that I can count with all my fingers and toes. It's as though I've just slapped one of their ugly children when I decline yet another holiday slop plate.
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Oh brother, this is what you come back with? An admitted pedophile trying to accuse someone else of being one? Face it, you lust after pre-pubescent nutsack and you're upset about the fact that you got called out on it you sick f**k.
Please seek help, bro i'm just trying to help you. Remember molesting 6 year old boys is a CHOICE you made, you can make the CHOICE not to do it. There is medicine to take away your sick sexual desires, please look into it. I'm only telling you this because I care about people, even a sick twisted person like yourself. And I really care about the 6 year old boys you are ruining for life.
Please find god in your life, quit doing the horrid things i've heard about you.
Adios, time to train with this new girl at my gym. Shes 27, a bit old for me but she has a banging butt.
Later dipshits.
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Please seek help, bro i'm just trying to help you. Remember molesting 6 year old boys is a CHOICE you made, you can make the CHOICE not to do it. There is medicine to take away your sick sexual desires, please look into it. I'm only telling you this because I care about people, even a sick twisted person like yourself. And I really care about the 6 year old boys you are ruining for life.
Please find god in your life, quit doing the horrid things i've heard about you.
Adios, time to train with this new girl at my gym. Shes 27, a bit old for me but she has a banging butt.
Later dipshits.
Good luck impressing her on squats with that 115 for reps you're capable of.
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Take this noobish, pedo-crap the hell off my thread and head back to your perv hole oldtimer!
Fuck you asswipe, i'm not the pedophile poster, the other guy is the one that gets a woodie thinking about 6 year old boys.
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Completely sympathize! I've turned down more cake and pie slices that I can count with all my fingers and toes. It's as though I've just slapped one of their ugly children when I decline yet another holiday slop plate.
Fat mofo : Aaahaha, hello mos how are you today? I just baked these delectable chocolate covered double cheeseburgers for the holidays. Wold you like one?
Mos : Errrr, no thanks I just at breakfast ( It is 8:25am)
Fat mofo : Pffft, you health freaks don't know how to live!
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Good luck impressing her on squats with that 115 for reps you're capable of.
I can't squat that heavy. I'll impress her more with deep thrusts at my house later.
later muscle heads. and to fury man, please please seek help
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f**k you asswipe, i'm not the pedophile poster, the other guy is the one that gets a woodie thinking about 6 year old boys.
Haven't you admitted to wishing that your 12 year old step daughter masterbates to pictures of you? You're a pedophile, shut the fuck up and get over it. Does that worn out face of a woman known as Tonya know about your fucked up fantasies?
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Have you heard that utting splenday, sweet n low, diet cokes and such are much more fattening than just drinking a regular coke. Scientific studies have proved it. Really pissed me off when i heard that.
Anything in excess is bad, but I don't ingest enough artificial sweetner for it to make a difference.
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Have you heard that utting splenday, sweet n low, diet cokes and such are much more fattening than just drinking a regular coke. Scientific studies have proved it. Really pissed me off when i heard that.
I realize that consuming too much artificial sweetner can be bad for your health, but how can it be more "fattening" than regular coke when it has no calories?
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I hear this crap from some of the fatties at work. Its even worse when one joins the gym they seem to know everything over night... although they only last in the gym a couple of weeks then the excuses start...
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f**k you asswipe, i'm not the pedophile poster, the other guy is the one that gets a woodie thinking about 6 year old boys.
YOUR not a pedophile??? you are 48 and you are into girls as young as 18???? you were 30 years old when they were born. what does that make you?
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Fat mofo : Aaahaha, hello mos how are you today? I just baked these delectable chocolate covered double cheeseburgers for the holidays. Wold you like one?
Mos : Errrr, no thanks I just at breakfast ( It is 8:25am)
Fat mofo : Pffft, you health freaks don't know how to live!
hahahaha yes -- so true
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fukc THE FAT BITCH !
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Fat mofo : Aaahaha, hello mos how are you today? I just baked these delectable chocolate covered double cheeseburgers for the holidays. Wold you like one?
Mos : Errrr, no thanks I just at breakfast ( It is 8:25am)
Fat mofo : Pffft, you health freaks don't know how to live!
This is exactly what I'm talkin about!
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I hear this crap from some of the fatties at work. Its even worse when one joins the gym they seem to know everything over night... although they only last in the gym a couple of weeks then the excuses start...
AHAAHAH!! Yes, you gotta love these "once a week Rambos"!! I like it when they actually train for 2 weeks straight and get pissed when they're sore and haven't lost a pound. I mean come on!! They've been eating McDonald's salads with fried chicken tenders, cheddar cheese, egg yolks, ham, bacon and ranch dressing with an 800 calorie yogurt cup on the side everyday twice a day for two weeks......aren't salads and yogurt healthy?!!!
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Can anyone please explain why people think POPCORN is diet food? i hear that every day. i eat healthy, i eat popcorn. Have you ever looked at the nutritional content of that crap. Or i am on a diet. their lunch. Popcorn, chips, doughnuts, and a diet coke. that diet coke really makes a difference after all the other crap they shovel in their mouths doesn't it.
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Can anyone please explain why people think POPCORN is diet food? i hear that every day. i eat healthy, i eat popcorn. Have you ever looked at the nutritional content of that crap. Or i am on a diet. their lunch. Popcorn, chips, doughnuts, and a diet coke. that diet coke really makes a difference after all the other crap they shovel in their mouths doesn't it.
I heard one grossly obese woman telling some of the other Jabbas that she's cuttin back and stopped gettin a chocolate shake with her burger and fries each day. Instead she opted for a fried chicken breast sandwich with Baked Cheetos and a vanilla shake cause chicken is better than beef , vanilla is less fattening than chocolate and Baked Cheetos are soooooo much better than fries.
I shook my head and laughed.
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I heard one grossly obese woman telling some of the other Jabbas that she's cuttin back and stopped gettin a chocolate shake with her burger and fries each day. Instead she opted for a fried chicken breast sandwich with Baked Cheetos and a vanilla shake cause chicken is better than beef , vanilla is less fattening than chocolate and Baked Cheetos are soooooo much better than fries.
I shook my head and laughed.
hahaha
I hate fat bitches
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hahaha
I hate fat bitches
AHAAHAH!! Exactly, they need to be lead out back like cattle and put down.
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AHAAHAH!! Exactly, they need to be lead out back like cattle and put down.
LOL ya. They all think alike and have a cirten mind set that I cant exactly describe but I do want to DDT all of them.
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
AHAAHAHAAHH!!! Gotta love training and fitness advice from the fat chick polishing off the rest of the Krispy Kremes from 8AM.
Duhhh...did you tell the "big fat chick" that muscle cells can't turn into fat cells cuz they are different types of cells!
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Duhhh...did you tell the "big fat chick" that muscle cells can't turn to fat cells cuz they are different types of cells!
AHHAHAHAHAH!!! These brainiacs wouldn't be able to process that.
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You should have told her "Oh, so then you must have been REALLY muscular in the past, huh Mama Cass" then farted and walked away. 8)
bwahahahahha that would have cosmically owned her
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AHAAHAH!! Yes, you gotta love these "once a week Rambos"!! I like it when they actually train for 2 weeks straight and get pissed when they're sore and haven't lost a pound. I mean come on!! They've been eating McDonald's salads with fried chicken tenders, cheddar cheese, egg yolks, ham, bacon and ranch dressing with an 800 calorie yogurt cup on the side everyday twice a day for two weeks......aren't salads and yogurt healthy?!!!
hahaha, give them a break mos, i mean they switched to DIET sodas for gods sake!
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hahaha, give them a break mos, i mean they switched to DIET sodas for gods sake!
AHAHAHAHAH!!! Yes, they also switched from chocolate sprinkle donuts to plain glazed.
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Sometimes just to amuse myself I'll bring in a couple dozen donuts and set them in the office (having eaten none myself), and watch the heifers come to the trough and feed. ;D
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i am sure they disappear in minutes. its quite funny to watch actually.
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Can anyone please explain why people think POPCORN is diet food? i hear that every day. i eat healthy, i eat popcorn. Have you ever looked at the nutritional content of that crap. Or i am on a diet. their lunch. Popcorn, chips, doughnuts, and a diet coke. that diet coke really makes a difference after all the other crap they shovel in their mouths doesn't it.
That's the prepackaged crap with that weird ass dried butter on it and every other preservative chemical under the son. Actual self-popped popcorn is pretty void of calories and pretty much anything at all. It is just puffed up corn kernels after all. I like mine with a lil' salt, s'not too bad.
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I also love the she-beasts that eat nothing but fried slop all day long and refuse to train with weights because they're afraid of getting "bulky".
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Sometimes just to amuse myself I'll bring in a couple dozen donuts and set them in the office (having eaten none myself), and watch the heifers come to the trough and feed. ;D
Bring em in a feedbag next time.
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That's the prepackaged crap with that weird ass dried butter on it and every other preservative chemical under the son. Actual self-popped popcorn is pretty void of calories and pretty much anything at all. It is just puffed up corn kernels after all. I like mine with a lil' salt, s'not too bad.
I am well aware of that but can you tell my one company that has employees that actually eat anything besides prepackaged crap? you dont see too many popcorn machines around.
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yeah i hear that a lot? i always tell them you couldnt get that muscular if you tried.
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Sometimes just to amuse myself I'll bring in a couple dozen donuts and set them in the office (having eaten none myself), and watch the heifers come to the trough and feed. ;D
Thats some of the funniest shit ive ever read on here. I just imagine all these fat chicks and hips hanging out over jeans all over the place. and it makes me LAUGH. Thats good shit man im gonna have to start doing that.
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Take this noobish, pedo-crap the hell off my thread and head back to your perv hole oldtimer!
hahahahaha, "perv hole', classic.
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My office is in the same plaza as the bally's that I have a membership to, and with about 80 people in my department you would think that I could convince ONE person to come to the gym with me. One friggin person. Nope. These guys come in here with igloo coolers filled with all kinds of shit. One guy drinks a 12 pack of mountain dew every day, and he's proud of this. Most people have some sort of candy bowl on their desk. It's truly sad. Every day i come from the gym into the office and the same two guys are outside chain smoking (must be their break time) and have dumb weightlifting jokes, or do the hanz and franz bit as I walk by. I bet they think they are so funny. Whats funny is im not the guy thats going to be living out my last days hooked to a respirator.
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This thread is brilliant, there are two entirely different conversations going on, both ignoring the other. A classic getbig thread!
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Yeah, all that muscle is going to turn into fat. You got me there, but for the next 30 years, I'll be semi-jacked! :o
I used to hate fat people when I was younger, then I realized how genetics play a pivotal role in your appearance. So, I cut fat people some slack and pretty much became indifferent to someone's weight. Though I could still careless, whether someone is thin or not, I must admit, the cycle most fat people go through is completely ridiculous.
I've never seen so many weak willed people in my life. Most can't change their eating habits or go with a gym routine for very long, it's pathetic. Then you hear, do I look fat? Well fuck, of course. You do nothing but whine about being fat, but never take the proper steps to change. Really, I don't care how heavy someone is, if they're happy being that way, great...stay fat. However, don't cry a river cause you have "tried" so hard to lose weight, but just have such "poor" genetics that you can't. If I were 220lbs of fat at 5' 7", I'd lay money I could be shredded in a year at 190lbs....no problem. Just look at the car lines outside fast food places, crazy. Forget being fat and out of shape, feeling like a pile of shit daily must suck.
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Same problem at my work - I've got this annoying Paki that sits across from me and proceeds to ask me how much weight I bench. I try and tell him I don't do benches (I prefer inclines) but he's having none of it. He then tells me he's got a cousin who's bigger and stronger than me but then he stopped training and now the muscle has turned into fat. Yeah, whatever, I'm thinking.
I try and explain to him that if you continue to eat the same amount of food as when you were training then of course you're going to put on fat because the muscle will atrophy and bodyfat over the muscle will increase giving the illusion that muscle has turned into fat. But he doesn't believe me so I've given up on those clowns.
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Awesome thread, I hate fat people that are so out of tune when it comes to being healthy and in shape yet they all have something to say about it.
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i'm not trying to take up for fat people, i've been accused of being insensitive plenty of times towards them, but i once took a continueing education class because of my job and it was on addictions which covered everything from booze, drugs and believe it or not food. before u say that its bullshit i have seen a fat girl at my job look at a piece of food as if it was the the most sensual object they have ever seen, just stare it down, or talk about a piece of chocolate like i would talk about the best sex i've ever had. she went to one of those amusement packs, universal i think and said that she watched them make chocolate for ONE hour!!!(i guess their is a store there that u can watch this for whatever reason) at the time she was dieting and didnt eat any, she lost 100 lbs after about 1.5 years but she fell off the wagon and gained it back in half that time. she used to but mcdonalds breakfast food just to smell it and bring it to work and let the guys eat it (when she was dieting). in the addictions class the instructor said that some people have a drug like response to food (no he wasnt fat)
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i'm not trying to take up for fat people, i've been accused of being insensitive plenty of times towards them, but i once took a continueing education class because of my job and it was on addictions which covered everything from booze, drugs and believe it or not food. before u say that its bullshit i have seen a fat girl at my job look at a piece of food as if it was the the most sensual object they have ever seen, just stare it down, or talk about a piece of chocolate like i would talk about the best sex i've ever had. she went to one of those amusement packs, universal i think and said that she watched them make chocolate for ONE hour!!!(i guess their is a store there that u can watch this for whatever reason) at the time she was dieting and didnt eat any, she lost 100 lbs after about 1.5 years but she fell off the wagon and gained it back in half that time. she used to but mcdonalds breakfast food just to smell it and bring it to work and let the guys eat it (when she was dieting). in the addictions class the instructor said that some people have a drug like response to food (no he wasnt fat)
umm..that is called having no self control... We all love food, and at times we all pig out. BUT, these people do it everyday. They don't understand what the word moderation means
a cup of starbucks is like 400 calories..that is a meal. And they have several cups plus their regular large meals.
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Completely sympathize! I've turned down more cake and pie slices that I can count with all my fingers and toes. It's as though I've just slapped one of their ugly children when I decline yet another holiday slop plate.
lol, this is so true.
the next phase is to not invite you out at lunch time...."oh, he eats healthy"
dude, just buy a dozen krispy kreme one morning and set it down in the kitchen as a peace offering. Make sure that you stand back from the stampede.
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In every office there are a bunch of cows that is on a group diet, having a salad for lunch. Then by 2:30 they break down and pig out. Then when you walk by they avoid eye contact with you.
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You should have told her "Oh, so then you must have been REALLY muscular in the past, huh Mama Cass" then farted and walked away. 8)
:D funny
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My office is in the same plaza as the bally's that I have a membership to, and with about 80 people in my department you would think that I could convince ONE person to come to the gym with me. One friggin person. Nope. These guys come in here with igloo coolers filled with all kinds of shit. One guy drinks a 12 pack of mountain dew every day, and he's proud of this. Most people have some sort of candy bowl on their desk. It's truly sad. Every day i come from the gym into the office and the same two guys are outside chain smoking (must be their break time) and have dumb weightlifting jokes, or do the hanz and franz bit as I walk by. I bet they think they are so funny. Whats funny is im not the guy thats going to be living out my last days hooked to a respirator.
Fucking classic shit.. 8)
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lol, this is so true.
the next phase is to not invite you out at lunch time...."oh, he eats healthy"
dude, just buy a dozen krispy kreme one morning and set it down in the kitchen as a peace offering. Make sure that you stand back from the stampede.
Not being invited to lunch......been there, well actually I'm still there. I used to get asked everyday, but after months and months of me bringing my lunch and turning them down daily they finally got the message, but yes I still occassionally get the, "don't ask him.....he eats 'healthy'," bullshit.
AHAHAAHH!!! They're all gonna die of heart disease though.
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the problem with a big company is that there's so many people that its always someone's birthday, baby shower, Xth anniversary, blah blah blahb
and every event must include the most ridiculous food available, with cakes, cupcakes, chocolates, cookies, etc from local bakeries that use enormous amounts of saturated fats
these fatties see such events as a mandatory "vacation" from their "oh i usually eat healthy" lifestyle and just go hog wild and pig out with each other, smiling about it the whole time, and talking about "How bad we are!!" these vacations happen several times a week, and thus its a permanent fat-land vacation
that being said, i will partake in about 2-3 donuts on fridays if the big man down the hall brings them in, it replenishes the glycogen i've lost from the thursday leg workout. monster justification
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I love fat people. They come to me to loose weight and pay for common sense. My studio is in a mall and allot of the doors look like your going in one store when your going in another. I have a uniform store right next door. Many times an overweight waitress will take the wrong door, look around and say "Oh wrong place". I try to get in a fast "NO right place". A few have taken a look and even signed up for a nutritional program. Some even stayed for personal training.
Seeing the look on their faces when they see that their is help and maby, just maby some divine intervention sent them to me. I've had at least a dozen people come in the wrong door and found it to be the right door for them.
Nothing like seeing the expression on someones face who stuck to it and came in with 50lbs. of fat to loose and does. The transformation has literally brought a tear to some of the fat chicks who never thought they'd ever be able to put on a bathing suit again.
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I love fat people. They come to me to loose weight and pay for common sense. My studio is in a mall and allot of the doors look like your going in one store when your going in another. I have a uniform store right next door. Many times an overweight waitress will take the wrong door, look around and say "Oh wrong place". I try to get in a fast "NO right place". A few have taken a look and even signed up for a nutritional program. Some even stayed for personal training.
Seeing the look on their faces when they see that their is help and maby, just maby some divine intervention sent them to me. I've had at least a dozen people come in the wrong door and found it to be the right door for them.
Nothing like seeing the expression on someones face who stuck to it and came in with 50lbs. of fat to loose and does. The transformation has literally brought a tear to some of the fat chicks who never thought they'd ever be able to put on a bathing suit again.
wow!!! you must look like a greek statue, "buffbodz". ::)
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wow!!! you must look like a greek statue, "buffbodz". ::)
No Squadfarther ::), Just in good shape compaired to the rest of the world. Plus I know what I'm doing and love my work. You gotta look the part, no? www.nutritionaledge.org Plus being fat once and not just talk the talk helps.
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I work with lots of different people....stay on topic fuckmouth.
Definitely should be PeeWee's secret word of the day.
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Same problem at my work - I've got this annoying Paki that sits across from me and proceeds to ask me how much weight I bench. I try and tell him I don't do benches (I prefer inclines) but he's having none of it. He then tells me he's got a cousin who's bigger and stronger than me but then he stopped training and now the muscle has turned into fat. Yeah, whatever, I'm thinking.
My absolute favorite. The guy who knows someone who is "bigger/stronger than you are". The last time someone said this to me was my landlords wife. She said her son was about my age and also "lifted weights". I said, "Yeah, really." Meanwhile, I know unless he's juicing his head off, there's no way he remotely resembles me..just usually the case.
Her son came over one day to help install a patio, then she saw me in a sleeveless and said, "Oh, yeah, you're bigger than he is." I said, "Don't feel bad, after all, I'm the Natural Express." :o
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Definitely should be PeeWee's secret word of the day.
That show used to crack me up!
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In every office there are a bunch of cows that is on a group diet, having a salad for lunch. Then by 2:30 they break down and pig out. Then when you walk by they avoid eye contact with you.
Well if they're eating salad (and nothing else) for lunch, that should tell you right there they don't have the first clue how to go about losing fat.
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And here we go today! Another woman (a sweetheart by the way) brings in a big platter of homemade cookies for the holidays.....sweet gesture from a sweet woman, but damn this is the 4th platter in 2 days this week (4 different folks by the way)! She's not a fatty by the way....runs at lunch and stuff....healthy physique. Although, the office Jabbas swarmed her when the she dropped off the platter this morning....nothing more intimidating than a herd of fat women swarming the chocolate cookie tray! All saying shit like, "Well, I just had a Pepsi and two carne guisada and cheese tacos for breakfast, but what's 4 cookies gonna do.... c'mon, it's the holidays!!"
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And here we go today! Another woman (a sweetheart by the way) brings in a big platter of homemade cookies for the holidays.....sweet gesture from a sweet woman, but damn this is the 4th platter in 2 days this week (4 different folks by the way)! She's not a fatty by the way....runs at lunch and stuff....healthy physique. Although, the office Jabbas swarmed her when the she dropped off the platter this morning....nothing more intimidating than a herd of fat women swarming the chocolate cookie tray! All saying shit like, "Well, I just had a Pepsi and two carne guisada and cheese tacos for breakfast, but what's 4 cookies gonna do.... c'mon, it's the holidays!!"
Dude - take youre digital camera in tomorrow and take some pics, and post these beasts in their feeding frenzy !
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I just got the ole classic "all that muscle is just gonna turn into fat in 10 years" bullshit from a big fat chick here at work.
i woulda said " wow you musta been really muscular back in the day" ;D
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All saying shit like, "Well, I just had a Pepsi and two carne guisada and cheese tacos for breakfast, but what's 4 cookies gonna do.... c'mon, it's the holidays!!"
Yeah, it's the holidays! Cause your body digests food differently at these times. ::) Another fatbody excuse for no discipline. I don't give a shit if it's snowing on New Year's Eve and I have a broken leg, I'll get to the gym.
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Dude - take youre digital camera in tomorrow and take some pics, and post these beasts in their feeding frenzy !
that was freaking awsome hahahah!
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i woulda said " wow you musta been really muscular back in the day" ;D
AHAHAAHH!! That is pretty fuggin funny!
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Yeah, it's the holidays! Cause your body digests food differently at these times. ::) Another fatbody excuse for no discipline. I don't give a shit if it's snowing on New Year's Eve and I have a broken leg, I'll get to the gym.
These fatties really got you worked up there.
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fat people arent the only stupid ones at work!!!!
theres the other guy who rolls around during casual friday in an aeropostale medium shirt trying to show off a pair of 14" cannons while gripping his leather tablet cover in an overly tight manner to try and flex the triceps!!
he must know what we all have been trying to figure out: nothing impresses the 70 year old secretaries like your sandblasted boot-cut jeans plastered against your 20" quads!!!
hahahahah
gayer than an appreciation thread
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fat people arent the only stupid ones at work!!!!
theres the other guy who rolls around during casual friday in an aeropostale medium shirt trying to show off a pair of 14" cannons while gripping his leather tablet cover in an overly tight manner to try and flex the triceps!!
he must know what we all have been trying to figure out: nothing impresses the 70 year old secretaries like your sandblasted boot-cut jeans plastered against your 20" quads!!!
hahahahah
gayer than an appreciation thread
That's a whole 'nother thread in and of itself AHAHAHAHAAH!!! Yes, that's a prime example of a tiny tit that doesn't know his fuggin place!
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yea dude seriously, take a pic saying that you want to have some pics of your co-workers during christmas and post them!!!!
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LOL ya. They all think alike and have a cirten mind set that I cant exactly describe but I do want to DDT all of them.
Think a fat chick would sell a DDT?
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theres the other guy who rolls around during casual friday in an aeropostale medium shirt trying to show off a pair of 14" cannons while gripping his leather tablet cover in an overly tight manner to try and flex the triceps!!
If you're out of high school and wearing Aeropostale, you've got bigger problems than 14" guns.
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fat people arent the only stupid ones at work!!!!
theres the other guy who rolls around during casual friday in an aeropostale medium shirt trying to show off a pair of 14" cannons while gripping his leather tablet cover in an overly tight manner to try and flex the triceps!!
he must know what we all have been trying to figure out: nothing impresses the 70 year old secretaries like your sandblasted boot-cut jeans plastered against your 20" quads!!!
hahahahah
gayer than an appreciation thread
hahahahaha,
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Haha everyone knows a little tit like that.
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hahah, yes! he had just walked by like the little douchebag he is, his head on a swivel trying to see if anyone was checking him out. i just shake my head every time. you should have seen the christmas sweater that he wore on thursday, it was gayer than spf 45. he couldnt keep it on himself very long though, by noon it was tied around his waste and the cannons were back on display!!!!
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hahah, yes! he had just walked by like the little douchebag he is, his head on a swivel trying to see if anyone was checking him out. i just shake my head every time. you should have seen the christmas sweater that he wore on thursday, it was gayer than spf 45. he couldnt keep it on himself very long though, by noon it was tied around his waste and the cannons were back on display!!!!
hahahaha, probably fresh from his 10 sets of Cybex preacher curls with 50lbs. "workout" followed by 50 grams of totally unnecessary ion exchanged whey protein.
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Haha actually reminds me of my earlier years when i trained with 20 pound dumbells before a mirror at home. these bis looked monstrous in my eyes haha. oh brother..
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hahahaha, probably fresh from his 10 sets of Cybex preacher curls with 50lbs. "workout" followed by 50 grams of totally unnecessary ion exchanged whey protein.
as long as he takes it within the 60 minute post workout window, because at 60:01 all absorption shuts down completely!
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as long as he takes it within the 60 minute post workout window, because at 60:01 all absorption shuts down completely!
;D
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hahah, yes! he had just walked by like the little douchebag he is, his head on a swivel trying to see if anyone was checking him out. i just shake my head every time. you should have seen the christmas sweater that he wore on thursday, it was gayer than spf 45. he couldnt keep it on himself very long though, by noon it was tied around his waste and the cannons were back on display!!!!
You work for Steve Blechman? ???
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You work for Steve Blechman? ???
;D
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LOL
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You work for Steve Blechman? ???
hah, even blechman's classic arms crossed, push out biceps with hands, gay sunglasses on physique is better than this guys
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hah, even blechman's classic arms crossed, push out biceps with hands, gay sunglasses on physique is better than this guys
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I lol'd.