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Title: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: shockandawe on January 13, 2007, 01:24:37 PM
January 13th is Craig's birthday. He's 43 or 44 today - not sure.

"Hey birthday boy, another year older and still behind bars?" 

Not exactly a Hallmark sentiment, but you certainly could imagine a lot of hilarious answers once you opened the card.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: abz on January 14, 2007, 12:35:38 AM


Craig Titus turned 42 years old. Wishing Craig the best birthday and to keep his spirits up!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: gtbro1 on January 14, 2007, 12:42:54 AM

Craig Titus turned 42 years old. Wishing Craig the best birthday and to keep his spirits up!



FUCK HIM. I hope he is getting a birthday "spanking" from the guards or better yet his cell mate.

  He is a POS.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: Montague on January 14, 2007, 12:59:13 PM

f**k HIM. I hope he is getting a birthday "spanking" from the guards or better yet his cell mate.

  He is a POS.

Perhaps his cell mate gave him a special candle to blow?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: Rockhead on January 14, 2007, 03:52:01 PM
At least he's celebrating this birthday in the county jail, whereas next year it'll be in a Fed prison. ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: shockandawe on January 14, 2007, 08:01:57 PM
How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: Montague on January 15, 2007, 07:21:09 AM
How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"

Oh, I wouldn't completely rule out the "b-day sex."
It may not be the kind he's accustomed to...
Maybe cell block "C" has a VIP room???
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: YoungBlood on January 16, 2007, 10:37:43 AM
How sad to think, "I'll never have another birthday cake, dinner, b-day sex, or night out at a club in my life - never again!"

You do the crime, you do the time.

Simple as that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: Old_Rooster on January 18, 2007, 11:02:12 AM
i bet kelly has sucked every prison guards cock by now......craig has done the inmates, kelly has done the guards.  its a big cluster fuck i tell ya!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on January 18, 2007, 07:27:35 PM

Old_Rooster (Terry),

Your heart that devises these wicked imaginations is an abomination unto the Lord!



Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: YoungBlood on January 21, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
Anabolic Outlaw-

Please stop spewing your religious thoughts here. It is an abomination unto an atheists beliefs. 

They don't tell you to not believe in God, so why must you tell them they do need to believe in God? :-X
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on January 25, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
Anabolic Outlaw-

Please stop spewing your religious thoughts here. It is an abomination unto an atheists beliefs. 

They don't tell you to not believe in God, so why must you tell them they do need to believe in God? :-X

Agreed anabolic outlaw get back to choking on your Craig Titus replica penis... Your an ambomination to the world, the sport of body building and Shit might as well say men in general. Your a crazy stupid F*CK who has done to many drugs and taken Titus penis to many times. Get out of here with your ignorant pure bullshit talk. Your a fake a phoney and a huge disrespect to the sport.. Go visit craig so he can show you your chew toy thru the glass.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: shockandawe on January 26, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
Ah, the image of Anabolic Outlaw and his penis chew toy, reading Corinthians in the Gideon bible.

Perty funny dude.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Craig
Post by: whitewidow on February 06, 2007, 11:31:42 PM
happy birthday buddy! keep ya head up!