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Title: Was it a sign that teh "Man upstairs" was angry with me?
Post by: amc1980 on February 01, 2007, 02:24:19 AM

Yesterday morning when I woke up I did not feel like going for my six o'clock run. In an effort to get me up and moving I decided to rely on the tried and tested method of indulging in a little "self abuse".

Just as i finished rubbing one out, two heavy files fell off the shelf directly above my bed and landed on my face. Lukily, I was more shocked than injured.

Is this a sign from God? Is he angry with my degenerate non-believing ways?

But on a positive note, I did manage to go for a run and it was great.

Title: Re: Was it a sign that "Man upstairs" was angry with me?
Post by: Lord Humungous on February 01, 2007, 05:07:44 AM

I think it was a sign to stay away from power tools and let someone else hang the shelves

Title: Re: Was it a sign that "Man upstairs" was angry with me?
Post by: Diesel1 on February 01, 2007, 05:19:24 AM

When I was a kid, I was at my aunties house sat on the couch. A 3d picture of the last supper fell off the wall and landed on my head. The picture was a big heavy fucker and my head went  right through the glass silent movie stylee. Amazingly I didn't get as much as a scratch on me

Title: Re: Was it a sign that "Man upstairs" was angry with me?
Post by: Necrosis on February 01, 2007, 07:11:00 AM

yes it was, stop jerking off.