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Title: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: alexxx on February 01, 2007, 06:09:44 PM
Steve Reeves
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: TrapsMcLats on February 01, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
No, he looks more like Chris Isaak there.  Elvis was too soft.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Sergio Rules 77 on February 01, 2007, 06:25:45 PM
Lets see. Puffy face, sideburns, fat stomach. Has to be Cutler.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=118608.0;attach=134880;image)

SERGIO!!!!
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Tredders on February 01, 2007, 06:31:58 PM
Lets see. Puffy face, sideburns, fat stomach. Has to be Cutler.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=118608.0;attach=134880;image)

SERGIO!!!!

personally i dont see any difference between old dougie and cutler

(http://www.kabeleins.de/imperia/md/images/serien_shows/serien/_galerien/k/king_of_queens/01_01_king_of_queens_303_404_CBS_Television.jpg)  ;D
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 06:32:38 PM
Milos Sarcev is Elvis Presley
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Post by: gtbro1 on February 01, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
Milos Sarcev is Elvis Presley

hahahahaha That's a cool pic.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:38:39 PM
Elvis could weild his cock like nunchuku.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 06:42:27 PM
hahahahaha That's a cool pic.


ahhhem... "Thank you very much"
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Rich Gainihger on February 01, 2007, 06:43:57 PM
alexxx's dream is to be in a threesome with elvis and steve reeves.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 06:45:34 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

As well as Mike Stone. Cannot leave him out just for the fact that he was banging Priscella on the side! Any man that can bang the Kings WIFE, is just THE MAN.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:46:07 PM
As well as Mike Stone. Cannot leave him out just for the fact that he was banging Priscella on the side! Any man that can bang the Kings WIFE, is just THE MAN.

 ;D

Her personal trainer lol.

The king of kings?

He'll forever be known for that alone.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
its funny how all these gay cocks love to claim how the beatles started rock and roll and shit, Elvis came first and raped the beatles.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 07:03:39 PM
;D

Her personal trainer lol.

The king of kings?

He'll forever be known for that alone.

And you're known for?

What was that?

I'm sorry, you've got to speak up, I can't hear you.

Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
 ???
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Post by: Army of One on February 01, 2007, 07:06:00 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

HAHA its well known he pratically gave elvis those belts as Elvis was so off his nut on drugs that he diddnt want to upset him and he was getting paid major money by Elvis.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 07:09:31 PM
Elvis came first and raped the beatles.

Elvis just copied black bluesmen on Beale Street. The same street his clothing supplier, Lansky Bros., was located. I'm not positive, but I think Lansky's is now known as BB Kings Blues Club.
Elvis used to watch guys like Big Boy Crudup, Pee Wee Crayton, BB King, T-Bone Walker, and numerous others in addition to the guys like Frank Sinatra and the balladeers he also copied.
So, The Beatles idolized the King, and they were contemporary artists alongside the Stones, but of the aforementioned, neither of them "invented" rock and roll.
Sam Phillips, though he never admitted to it, I'm sure he was paraphrased as saying "if I could just find a white man that sang like a negro, I would make a million dollars." Well, he was correct. And Elvis was his man that proved him to be correct.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
My cousin Dean stands 6'3" has blue eyes and looks EXACTLY like Elvis.

Lucky bastard.

He's probably the only person I would go out clubbing with and I was the "ugly friend". ;D
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 07:11:04 PM
My cousin Dean stands 6'3" has blue eyes and looks EXACTLY like Elvis.

Lucky bastard.

He's probably the only person I would go out clubbing with and I was the "ugly friend". ;D

monster modesty bro!  ;D
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 07:11:20 PM
???

Think about it. You're telling me that all Mike Stone will ever be known for, is nailing the King's wife. And we're twenty-somethings talking on a message board how many years (at least 25-30 after it happened) about it.
So, what are you known for, besides being an internet nobody called "realkarateblackbelt?"
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
Think about it. You're telling me that all Mike Stone will ever be known for, is nailing the King's wife. And we're twenty-somethings talking on a message board how many years (at least 25-30 after it happened) about it.
So, what are you known for, besides being an internet nobody called "realkarateblackbelt?"

deep. :)
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: beatmaster on February 01, 2007, 07:14:07 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

elvis was what? 75 years old!!!

only the oldest sensei had 10 degrees black belt..........

elvis had only a black belt (easy one too, can this be verify?... more like green to me)

i know you are joking!.... maybe not :-\
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 07:14:33 PM
HAHA its well known he pratically gave elvis those belts as Elvis was so off his nut on drugs that he diddnt want to upset him and he was getting paid major money by Elvis.

hahaha Yes, the knowledgeable people know that.  ;D

Ed Parker gave him at least 8th degree (seriously) and insisted Elvis was skilled. Anyone else would have to be some master that devoted their life to kempo, but not Elvis.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2007, 07:23:26 PM
monster modesty bro!  ;D

Yeah i didn't mean to come across THAT egotistical.

Instead of "only" I'll say "one of the few".
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 07:24:10 PM
Yeah i didn't mean to come across THAT egotistical.

Instead of "only" I'll say "one of the few".


I know what you mean Groink. Hey is Alex23 out of the squad?
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 01, 2007, 07:28:04 PM

I know what you mean Groink. Hey is Alex23 out of the squad?


I guess.

i don't know that he was ever really IN.
He was on paper but he's not the SQUAD type.

i always liked Alex, he really doesn't give a fvck what anyone thinks.

it takes balls to post some of the shit he has.
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Eric2 on February 01, 2007, 08:11:11 PM
Elvis's interest in matrial arts came to him via the military. then when he got out he sought more training, when he was young and not so full of dope he was known to have good potential and did take it quite seriously. He actually defended a total stranger at some store or gas station on time sending the would be thug running or so I read.
   Elvis was a great imitator a great entertainer and perhaps the single biggest American tragedy to date. He is the reason there are Betty Ford clinics and the like as they did not exist in his time. He was a man who could not fart with out it being reported.
   While touring in Las Vegas he was a virtual prisoner to his room as he could not go to the gambling floors with out a large mob ensuing. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and the rest of the rat pack could gamble, yes they needed security when they did, however they where never mobbed.
  Elvis is said to have stated that he learned his moves from the late great Louis Prima and his soul from the black man of the south. In doing so Elvis brought their music to the forefront and the black entertainers have never been more sucsessfull since that time. Elvis is honored by many of the black folk in Memphis who knew him and what he meant to their music.
   But let's make no mistake...........nobody could do the things that Elvis did to women...........nobody. Many women who have met him in public swore to have climaxed in their panties at the very sight of him!!
   He has sold more records than any artist ever and holds the Guiness Book of world records for holding the "Most" records in the Guiness Book. John Lennon stated that with out Elvis there would be no Beatles.  Bob Dylan stated that when he heard heartbreak hotel it was all he could do to find a guitar and start a musical career.
   Tom Petty stated that when he heard Elvis as a kid that this was all he ever thought of doing since.
   Elvis paved the way for many stars and others to make millions and billions in the industry.
   Elvis to this day still outsells most top 40 stars that are currently on the charts, look it up.
   His tragedy is that he became an egotistical asshole and self obsorbed human and died at a young age of 42. The man had the world by the balls.
   Back in the 70's he was near broke and wanted to buy a ranch , trailers for friends and horses. His father said we can't you spend it too fast.
  Elvis laughed called Tom Parker said "I want to do a christmas show in Vegas" if I remember right. Elvis was paid just under 1,000,000.00 for one night. Came home and blew the money on his ranch and horses.
  Tell tale of the man's character. The day he died he had 1,000,000.00 in his checking account and less than a 1,000.00 in his savings.
    easy come easy go baby.................... ...
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 02, 2007, 11:48:37 AM
Elvis's interest in matrial arts came to him via the military. then when he got out he sought more training, when he was young and not so full of dope he was known to have good potential and did take it quite seriously. He actually defended a total stranger at some store or gas station on time sending the would be thug running or so I read.

In the incident you talk about, it was at a gas station. The owner told Elvis he needed to get out of the way, because I believe fans were beginning to mob Elvis and get in the way of paying customers at his station. When Elvis tried, but didn't succeed in doing as asked, the attendant smacked Elvis in the head a la Beavis and Butthead. Elvis hit back, was taken to court and I think might have paid a small fine.
Elvis was too thrifty with his money, and to all the wrong people. The Colonel had robbed the King blind, but Elvis trusted that the Colonel did him right. So Elvis would spend and spend and just assumed the bank account was being replenished. It was Priscilla that made the estate into what it is today.
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Post by: Deadpool on February 02, 2007, 11:57:03 AM
I don't buy this guy was a legitimate 8th degree black belt though
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Post by: BEAST 8692 on February 02, 2007, 12:07:16 PM
karate is useless and possibly harmful in a fight with...well...anyone than can actually fight.

elvis probably couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag (fear for his looks would have been a major weakness)

mike stone is unknown outside of karate and NEVER actually fought anyone of any repute (his rep was way bigger than his ability).

priscilla barely even liked elvis.

elvis looked NOTHING like reeves.

alexx is a knob jockey.

happy to be of assistance. ;D

Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 02, 2007, 12:10:43 PM
Beast, to tell you how much of assistance you have been to me with the above post- I will print it out, take a big crap after I load up on pork and beans, and some "choco-lax" and proceed to wipe my ass with it.
If I wanted to get bullshit from you, I'd squeeze your ears, not have you write some post that has no information to back it up on certain facts. >:(
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: Deadpool on February 02, 2007, 12:13:04 PM
you could see videos of the okinawans that would change your mind
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Post by: BEAST 8692 on February 02, 2007, 12:20:57 PM
Beast, to tell you how much of assistance you have been to me with the above post- I will print it out, take a big crap after I load up on pork and beans, and some "choco-lax" and proceed to wipe my ass with it.
If I wanted to get bullshit from you, I'd squeeze your ears, not have you write some post that has no information to back it up on certain facts. >:(

thankyou. the point is that i was of assistance and that is good!  ;D

btw, good luck with your constipation. :-X
Title: Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
Post by: YoungBlood on February 02, 2007, 01:49:31 PM
thankyou. the point is that i was of assistance and that is good!  ;D

btw, good luck with your constipation. :-X

This is, you weren't any help at all. And I am not constipated at all. Apparently you're not either, you have diarrhea of the mouth. How do you decide which end to wipe?