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Booyakasha! What's up Iron Brothers? I'm here in LA. Flew in from NY with two other getbiggers to shoot a TV show. In case some of you have never been to LA, you have to be aware of the fact that there are "famous" people everywhere. You just have to look in the right places. Sunday night at the hotel, some long haired aging metal dude was hanging outside the lobby smoking with his long haired aging metal seenbetterdays chick and I was like, "As a lifelong Poison, Tuff, and Prettyboy Floyd Fan, I should definitely recognize this metaldouche." But I couldn't. So I go to my car to get my phone and then I hear people screaming. I walk back and the same aging metal dude has been joined by some taller longer-haired metal dude, but unlike oldman's yellowish brillo hair, this other dude has hotchick healthy flowing locks. Then he turns around and he looked like an enormously tall hot chick. Yep, it was Skid Row, Savage Animal, and Damnocracy frontman Sebastian Bach. Fellow Getbigger will post mandatory photos of compulsory THUMBS UP and DIO DEVIL HORNS photos soon.
Monday morning, we drive over to GOLD'S VENICE. They are always nice there and let you walk around the gym and take some pictures. It was around 10:30 and we were told that Gunter trains early but that Chick usually trains around noon. We did find a jacked black dude with funny-looking hair wearing spandex: Jerome Ferguson. We passed on the photo op. I'm walking out and ask the frontdesk dude if anyone who's anyone is around. He says Kris from KAGED MUSCLE just came in. I said, "Kris from Kaged Muscle? WHERE?" and he points to a guy who looked like Travis Barker on steroids: Tattoos, muscles, spiked hair and accompanied by a ginormous Amazonian blonde chick with ginormous gozangas. I went over and introduced myself and we spoke for a while, although to be fair, I was distracted by his Barbarella-like companion. All very cool though.
We then had to report to the set for the show and although I am contractually bound to silence, let me say this: THREE GETBIGGERS will be on the #1 Show on primetime TV very shortly. And one of them will show the television audience what a MONSTER 20-inch arm really looks like, finally silencing his Getbig naysayers.
Today, we drove back to GOLD'S VENICE and saw CHARLES GLASS yapping on his cell phone outside the gym. We walked around some more, saw no one of importance, took some photos, and walked out twenty minutes later, the GLASSMASTER still yapping on his cellphone. Not certain, but could almost swear I heard the words "Baby Boo".
Then went to the FIREHOUSE for brunch. They have a special BODYBUILDER SECTION of the menu, so I ordered the special of 3 Pancakes with 8oz. scrambled eggwhites. Being a retired bodybuilder, I subbed whole eggs for the eggwhites. Good grub. Then I spotted FLEX LEWIS and his lovely gal sitting in the outdoor portion of the restaurant. When he was walking out I shouted, "Hey FLEX," and we got up and introduced ourselves and then headed outside for the photo op of the MANDATORY COMPULSORY THUMBS UP POSE. After that, in my best Wayne Demilia impression, I demanded a "Biceps Posedown" between Flex and my boy. Flex proclaimed that he was being "dwarfed" but nonetheless complied and a terrific photo of the impromptu flex-off will be posted here shortly.
This is your Getbig correspondent Special Ed, signing off from Los Angeles. Over Unger and Dunn.
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Booyakasha! What's up Iron Brothers? I'm here in LA. Flew in from NY with two other getbiggers to shoot a TV show. In case some of you have never been to LA, you have to be aware of the fact that there are "famous" people everywhere. You just have to look in the right places. Sunday night at the hotel, some long haired aging metal dude was hanging outside the lobby smoking with his long haired aging metal seenbetterdays chick and I was like, "As a lifelong Poison, Tuff, and Prettyboy Floyd Fan, I should definitely recognize this metaldouche." But I couldn't. So I go to my car to get my phone and then I hear people screaming. I walk back and the same aging metal dude has been joined by some taller longer-haired metal dude, but unlike oldman's yellowish brillo hair, this other dude has hotchick healthy flowing locks. Then he turns around and he looked like an enormously tall hot chick. Yep, it was Skid Row, Savage Animal, and Damnocracy frontman Sebastian Bach. Fellow Getbigger will post mandatory photos of compulsory THUMBS UP and DIO DEVIL HORNS photos soon.
Monday morning, we drive over to GOLD'S VENICE. They are always nice there and let you walk around the gym and take some pictures. It was around 10:30 and we were told that Gunter trains early but that Chick usually trains around noon. We did find a jacked black dude with funny-looking hair wearing spandex: Jerome Ferguson. We passed on the photo op. I'm walking out and ask the frontdesk dude if anyone who's anyone is around. He says Kris from KAGED MUSCLE just came in. I said, "Kris from Kaged Muscle? WHERE?" and he points to a guy who looked like Travis Barker on steroids: Tattoos, muscles, spiked hair and accompanied by a ginormous Amazonian blonde chick with ginormous gozangas. I went over and introduced myself and we spoke for a while, although to be fair, I was distracted by his Barbarella-like companion. All very cool though.
We then had to report to the set for the show and although I am contractually bound to silence, let me say this: THREE GETBIGGERS will be on the #1 Show on primetime TV very shortly. And one of them will show the television audience what a MONSTER 20-inch arm really looks like, finally silencing his Getbig naysayers.
Today, we drove back to GOLD'S VENICE and saw CHARLES GLASS yapping on his cell phone outside the gym. We walked around some more, saw no one of importance, took some photos, and walked out twenty minutes later, the GLASSMASTER still yapping on his cellphone. Not certain, but could almost swear I heard the words "Baby Boo".
Then went to the FIREHOUSE for brunch. They have a special BODYBUILDER SECTION of the menu, so I ordered the special of 3 Pancakes with 8oz. scrambled eggwhites. Being a retired bodybuilder, I subbed whole eggs for the eggwhites. Good grub. Then I spotted FLEX LEWIS and his lovely gal sitting in the outdoor portion of the restaurant. When he was walking out I shouted, "Hey FLEX," and we got up and introduced ourselves and then headed outside for the photo op of the MANDATORY COMPULSORY THUMBS UP POSE. After that, in my best Wayne Demilia impression, I demanded a "Biceps Posedown" between Flex and my boy. Flex proclaimed that he was being "dwarfed" but nonetheless complied and a terrific photo of the impromptu flex-off will be posted here shortly.
This is your Getbig correspondent Special Ed, signing off from Los Angeles. Over Unger and Dunn.
Ed, this shit (in a condensed version) would make for great radio..as opposed to the recent material.
AV "opinions are like assholes everyones got one, but no one wants to hear it" BG
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THREE GETBIGGERS will be on the #1 Show on primetime TV very shortly.
Are you guys on American Idol tonight or tomorrow night ???
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Ed, this shit (in a condensed version) would make for great radio..as opposed to the recent material.
AV "opinions are like assholes everyones got one, but no one wants to hear it" BG
AVBG,
You sound like a smart stack of wood. I could use an editor to critique my material beforehand. What sayeth you?
Special "Wanna Smell My Opinion?" Ed
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AVBG,
You sound like a smart stack of wood. I could use an editor to critique my material beforehand. What sayeth you?
Special "Wanna Smell My Opinion?" Ed
Ed, I'd be happy to help in anyway.. feel free to PM...
AV "the editor" BG
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Brutal first time in LA tourist overexcitement.
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Brutal first time in LA tourist overexcitement.
I'd be the same bro. ;D Us smalltown hicks don't have much to look forward to ;D
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Nice write up, Special'LA TIMES'Ed!
I remember seeing the video of 'Monkey Business' being filmed at a remote train yard on the southside of Chicago. I was 10 yrs old. Sebastian Bach is the greatest metal vocalist of all time!
YES! You did hear a couple of 'baby boos' and you might not have caught it but I am sure a few 'why you is a trippin' and a couple 'I be FIN to' were probably thrown out in there as well.
I contend that I am the reason why Flex Lewis even REGISTERED on getbig to begin with. True Story.
If you guys have time...head over to the WATTS sectionof LA and/or visit the city of COMPTON. Try to drive down PIRU street. Be sure to wear ALL BLUE. Visit the birthplace of Getbigs very own...davidpaul. The lovely residents would be very very cordial and helpful and most friendly to some New Yorkers with such skin tone.
Make us proud on the show! If you can help it...be sure to SHAKE the hands of the HOST of the show and pat him on the back and watch how he has an 'episode' afterwards.
TheBlock 'OCD is a helluva disorder' Head!
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I'd be the same bro. ;D Us smalltown hicks don't have much to look forward to ;D
Hahaha yes AVBG... I was just practicing being Sarcasm for once I get my turn on the gimmick account 8)
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Make us proud on the show! If you can help it...be sure to SHAKE the hands of the HOST of the show and pat him on the back and watch how he has an 'episode' afterwards.
TheBlock 'OCD is a helluva disorder' Head!
They are not going to be on Deal or no Deal. That is the number sixth rated show. They are going to be on American Idol.
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What would make you guess that? ;)
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Hahaha yes AVBG... I was just practicing being Sarcasm for once I get my turn on the gimmick account 8)
bro.. you still got it! 8)
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What would make you guess that? ;)
He said number 1 show. That was an easy one.
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Special "The Price is Right" Ed should visit old Bob Barker and win some money wearing a Getbig tee shirt.
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If Ed shook Bob Barkers hand, though...he wouldn't spazz out 'RainMan' style.
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Tonight's mission, if I choose to accept it, is to make sexytime with Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan or some other vaginally-infested Hollywood ho-bag and post hidden sex video online for self-pleasuring of masses.
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If Ed shook Bob Barkers hand, though...he wouldn't spazz out 'RainMan' style.
Definitely $7000 Bob, definitely definitely $7000, definitely...
Tonight's mission, if I choose to accept it, is to make sexytime with Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan or some other vaginally-infested Hollywood ho-bag and post hidden sex video online for self-pleasuring of masses.
I hear Tara's vagine hangs down like wizard sleeve. Make sure your car can hit gypsy and has a pussy magnet.
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Ba haha ha ha! "Wizard Sleeve".
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Tonight's mission, if I choose to accept it, is to make sexytime with Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan or some other vaginally-infested Hollywood ho-bag and post hidden sex video online for self-pleasuring of masses.
Are you going to be there on Friday? A buddy of mine throws partys at the Highlands on Hollywood every fridays... can get you in for free if you behave and don't mind black chicks... 8)
http://www.admprod.com/
Special "The hillbillies are in town" Alex23
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I heard Ed took some Gypsy spells from a local...
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Are you going to be there on Friday? A buddy of mine throws partys at the Highlands on Hollywood every fridays... can get you in for free if you behave and don't mind black chicks... 8)
Special "The hillbillies are in town" Alex23
Friday? No one goes out on Fridays anymore. Fridays are the new Mondays. Tuesdays are where its at. In a town where nobody has a job, the word 'Friday' loses all of its meaning. Besides, RAGE has a special $5 admission on Tuesdays if you show your FAGTAG. See you there, buttercup!
Special "You Put the Rod in A-Rod" Ed
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Friday? No one goes out on Fridays anymore. Fridays are the new Mondays. Tuesdays are where its at. In a town where nobody has a job, the word 'Friday' loses all of its meaning. Besides, RAGE has a special $5 admission on Tuesdays if you show your FAGTAG. See you there, buttercup!
Special "You Put the Rod in A-Rod" Ed
Ah, Santa Monica Blvd...the Rage...The French Quarter...keep it comin'.
How about a bit of Old Town Pasadena?
Lisa
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Old town Pasadena
3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica
Rodeo Dr
Stay away from N. Hollywood
West Hollywood Okay
any others you wish to see?
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Friday? No one goes out on Fridays anymore. Fridays are the new Mondays. Tuesdays are where its at. In a town where nobody has a job, the word 'Friday' loses all of its meaning. Besides, RAGE has a special $5 admission on Tuesdays if you show your FAGTAG. See you there, buttercup!
Special "You Put the Rod in A-Rod" Ed
Oh Brother....
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that was good ;D
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Is my Barberella with you? I'd like to have her back now, thanks.
PS Gunter was there 1pm today.........he had his camera and was looking for you.
Monday morning, we drive over to GOLD'S VENICE. They are always nice there and let you walk around the gym and take some pictures. It was around 10:30 and we were told that Gunter trains early but that Chick usually trains around noon. We did find a jacked black dude with funny-looking hair wearing spandex: Jerome Ferguson. We passed on the photo op. I'm walking out and ask the frontdesk dude if anyone who's anyone is around. He says Kris from KAGED MUSCLE just came in. I said, "Kris from Kaged Muscle? WHERE?" and he points to a guy who looked like Travis Barker on steroids: Tattoos, muscles, spiked hair and accompanied by a ginormous Amazonian blonde chick with ginormous gozangas. I went over and introduced myself and we spoke for a while, although to be fair, I was distracted by his Barbarella-like companion. All very cool though.
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Old town Pasadena
3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica
Rodeo Dr
Stay away from N. Hollywood
West Hollywood Okay
any others you wish to see?
How about the WATTS section of L.A.?
Should they visit there? Car full of honkeys...from out of town? Yes? No?
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Is my Barberella with you? I'd like to have her back now, thanks.
PS Gunter was there 1pm today.........he had his camera and was looking for you.
Sup Kris! Marinka says Hi. I'll drop her off in an hour. U goin' out tonight?
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How about the WATTS section of L.A.?
Should they visit there? Car full of honkeys...from out of town? Yes? No?
They'll be okay. I'll make some calls. Seriously though, unless they start shit they won't have problems.
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How about the WATTS section of L.A.?
Should they visit there? Car full of honkeys...from out of town? Yes? No?
um, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why not? You're not implying that they will get JAKKED by the OUTSTANDING citizens that reside in that area are you, Lisa?
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Are you going to be there on Friday? A buddy of mine throws partys at the Highlands on Hollywood every fridays...
walking distance
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Besides, RAGE has a special $5 admission on Tuesdays if you show your FAGTAG.
I thought Tuesdays at Rage was 18+ latino night. Or maybe that's Wednesdays. I can't keep track.
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Sup Kris! Marinka says Hi. I'll drop her off in an hour. U goin' out tonight?
Yep! To the Cheescake factory in the Marina.
Did you pick up a copy of Kaged Muscle from the stand?
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Why not? You're not implying that they will get JAKKED by the OUTSTANDING citizens that reside in that area are you, Lisa?
Lol....they should be afraid. Three jacked white dudes rollin in der hood. They be fin to get shot by these white foos. I heard Ed rolls hardcore with his 40 cal Glock ready to make any crew wet. Lol.
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Good write-up Ed, you kept me on the edge of my couch throughout the whole thing.
I am starting to worry that this thread is close to page 3 and there are no pics yet. I hope you haven’t become one of those teeneage street-walkers who sell their body for a chance at a shot in a big Hollywood movie.
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Hey Ed, did any bbers proposition you for a "private posedown"?
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How about the WATTS section of L.A.?
Should they visit there? Car full of honkeys...from out of town? Yes? No?
aren't alot of the homes in watts being flipped? And alot more police presence?
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Good write-up Ed, you kept me on the edge of my couch throughout the whole thing.
I am starting to worry that this thread is close to page 3 and there are no pics yet. I hope you haven’t become one of those teeneage street-walkers who sell their body for a chance at a shot in a big Hollywood movie.
The photos are coming. Unfortunately, certain getbiggers prefer to go faceless in photos, so a small degree of photoshopping needs to be done. Stay tuned to see a getbigger with 20 inch arms dwarfed by Sebastian Bach and then pwning Flex Lewis. Who'd a thunk it!
Flex Lewis was supercool in every way except that I couldn't understand a word he said. Flextremely kind though. And beautiful girlfriend to boot.
Special "LA Confidential" Ed
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When were the pics up again? Cool for you Ed, which Getbiggers went with you then?
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Definitely $7000 Bob, definitely definitely $7000, definitely...
I hear Tara's vagine hangs down like wizard sleeve. Make sure your car can hit gypsy and has a pussy magnet.
wizard sleeve ;D good one bro
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How about the WATTS section of L.A.?
Should they visit there? Car full of honkeys...from out of town? Yes? No?
how much for a kidney in the Watts?
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Why not? You're not implying that they will get JAKKED by the OUTSTANDING citizens that reside in that area are you, Lisa?
8)
Lisa
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Booyakasha! What's up Iron Brothers? I'm here in LA. Flew in from NY with two other getbiggers to shoot a TV show. In case some of you have never been to LA, you have to be aware of the fact that there are "famous" people everywhere. You just have to look in the right places. Sunday night at the hotel, some long haired aging metal dude was hanging outside the lobby smoking with his long haired aging metal seenbetterdays chick and I was like, "As a lifelong Poison, Tuff, and Prettyboy Floyd Fan, I should definitely recognize this metaldouche." But I couldn't. So I go to my car to get my phone and then I hear people screaming. I walk back and the same aging metal dude has been joined by some taller longer-haired metal dude, but unlike oldman's yellowish brillo hair, this other dude has hotchick healthy flowing locks. Then he turns around and he looked like an enormously tall hot chick. Yep, it was Skid Row, Savage Animal, and Damnocracy frontman Sebastian Bach. Fellow Getbigger will post mandatory photos of compulsory THUMBS UP and DIO DEVIL HORNS photos soon.
Monday morning, we drive over to GOLD'S VENICE. They are always nice there and let you walk around the gym and take some pictures. It was around 10:30 and we were told that Gunter trains early but that Chick usually trains around noon. We did find a jacked black dude with funny-looking hair wearing spandex: Jerome Ferguson. We passed on the photo op. I'm walking out and ask the frontdesk dude if anyone who's anyone is around. He says Kris from KAGED MUSCLE just came in. I said, "Kris from Kaged Muscle? WHERE?" and he points to a guy who looked like Travis Barker on steroids: Tattoos, muscles, spiked hair and accompanied by a ginormous Amazonian blonde chick with ginormous gozangas. I went over and introduced myself and we spoke for a while, although to be fair, I was distracted by his Barbarella-like companion. All very cool though.
We then had to report to the set for the show and although I am contractually bound to silence, let me say this: THREE GETBIGGERS will be on the #1 Show on primetime TV very shortly. And one of them will show the television audience what a MONSTER 20-inch arm really looks like, finally silencing his Getbig naysayers.
Today, we drove back to GOLD'S VENICE and saw CHARLES GLASS yapping on his cell phone outside the gym. We walked around some more, saw no one of importance, took some photos, and walked out twenty minutes later, the GLASSMASTER still yapping on his cellphone. Not certain, but could almost swear I heard the words "Baby Boo".
Then went to the FIREHOUSE for brunch. They have a special BODYBUILDER SECTION of the menu, so I ordered the special of 3 Pancakes with 8oz. scrambled eggwhites. Being a retired bodybuilder, I subbed whole eggs for the eggwhites. Good grub. Then I spotted FLEX LEWIS and his lovely gal sitting in the outdoor portion of the restaurant. When he was walking out I shouted, "Hey FLEX," and we got up and introduced ourselves and then headed outside for the photo op of the MANDATORY COMPULSORY THUMBS UP POSE. After that, in my best Wayne Demilia impression, I demanded a "Biceps Posedown" between Flex and my boy. Flex proclaimed that he was being "dwarfed" but nonetheless complied and a terrific photo of the impromptu flex-off will be posted here shortly.
This is your Getbig correspondent Special Ed, signing off from Los Angeles. Over Unger and Dunn.
Did you see anybody famous?