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Title: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 04:47:07 PM
I was shopping in a grocery store I goto every day,
I get a phone call from my wife, she was at work and a bit upset
and I inadvertantly said "Fuck" in the store, while intently on the phone with her.

Some guy comes up in the middle of one of my sentances and says "there are kids in here"
I turned and looked around and I didn't see any kids, but I said "sorry," anyway's, and then I said, "but why don't you mind you're own business?"

He said "why don't you leave the store?"
And I said "well who is gonna make me?"
He stumbled over his words, looked at my size
I looked at his 10inch arms and beer belly,
He said "We'll see who will make you.."

After about five minutes of him lookin for someone bigger than me,
I went to the checkout and he was talkin to the manager,
I just got done earlier askin the manager where the diet pepsi with lime has been for the last week.
The manager said "I'll handle this, and when the man walked away, he winked at me...."


I made a mistake, but this fag playin hero and getting called on it was funny!
Don't ever ever play hero, unless you are ready to back it up with the CHAIN.

Squadfather would have been proud!
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 17, 2007, 04:48:58 PM
I was shopping in a grocery store I goto every day,
I get a phone call from my wife, she was at work and a bit upset
and I inadvertantly said "f**k" in the store, while intently on the phone with her.

Some guy comes up in the middle of one of my sentances and says "there are kids in here"
I turned and looked around and I didn't see any kids, but I said "sorry," anyway's, and then I said, "but why don't you mind you're own business?"

He said "why don't you leave the store?"
And I said "well who is gonna make me?"
He stumbled over his words, looked at my size
I looked at his 10inch arms and beer belly,
He said "We'll see who will make you.."

After about five minutes of him lookin for someone bigger than me,
I went to the checkout and he was talkin to the manager,
I just got done earlier askin the manager where the diet pepsi with lime has been for the last week.
The manager said "I'll handle this, and when the man walked away, he winked at me...."


I made a mistake, but this fag playin hero and getting called on it was funny!
Don't ever ever play hero, unless you are ready to back it up with the CHAIN.

Squadfather would have been proud!
hahahahaa, good stuff chainsaw, these skinny little queefs are made to be pushed around, i don't care how much money you have if you're skinny you're not a man.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: EL Mariachi on February 17, 2007, 04:49:55 PM
SQUADFATHER YOU WAS SKINNY IN THE PAST
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: finurface on February 17, 2007, 04:50:54 PM
pathetic.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 17, 2007, 04:52:24 PM
pathetic.
translation=you're built just like the skinny guy in the store and you're a little scared bitch, hahahaha.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 04:53:51 PM
SQUADFATHER YOU WAS SKINNY IN THE PAST

I think we all were skinny in the past, or a porker....  Thats what separates the HUNTERS from the gatherers!
What you do about it...
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: finurface on February 17, 2007, 04:54:26 PM
translation=you're built just like the skinny guy in the store and you're a little scared bitch, hahahaha.

when are u going to show us how incredibly muscular you are "internet tough guy" ?

Didnt Mindspin own your ass, and u  then procedeed to beg him for mercy ?

Pathetic sperm bag.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: wolfgang187 on February 17, 2007, 04:54:52 PM
 SUPER TACO BEANS AWAY
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: finurface on February 17, 2007, 04:55:25 PM
monster chest.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: davidpaul on February 17, 2007, 04:56:13 PM
SUPER TACO BEANS AWAY

is he sufferin from retardation?
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 04:56:19 PM
You either develope into a hunter, or settle for gathering or even a scavenger.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 17, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
when are u going to show us how incredibly muscular you are "internet tough guy" ?

Didnt Mindspin own your ass, and u  then procedeed to beg him for mercy ?

Pathetic sperm bag.
hahahahaha, skinny frenchie meltdown.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: wolfgang187 on February 17, 2007, 04:59:27 PM
You either develope into a hunter, or settle for gathering or even a scavenger.




Thank You
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: hipolito mejia on February 17, 2007, 05:05:39 PM
             " Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store."


            This kind of threads are so Pathetically predictable.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 05:37:22 PM
             " Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store."


            This kind of threads are so Pathetically predictable.

 

Yeah, you're right, Skinny but fat dude tries to be hero, and is punished by a humble bodybuilder who doesn't flaunt his size and mental giantism, but is enourmously confident in his ability and strength.  This guy by the way was a DR. in a hospital uniform.  He had a GOD Complex.  So, if you don't like the owning threads, don't read them.  I didn't point and click you're mouse for you did I now?
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: Ozzy on February 17, 2007, 05:42:10 PM
Hahahaha, chainsaw for the win

People like that make me fucking sick.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 17, 2007, 05:44:03 PM
Good job, Chainsaw. Self-righteous fa ggots like that make me so angry..
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 17, 2007, 06:02:35 PM
what a little fag, you should have asked him if he wanted to take it outside just to see the terror on his fat little face.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: SteelePegasus on February 17, 2007, 06:16:13 PM
Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 10:19:30 PM
Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement


Answer,

I own a business that is open M-F, I shop everyday for fresh chicken breast and tenderloin, my wife works to for a feeling of accomplishment and doesn't live off of me and that is her choice.  I came back to my 3 bedroom house in my Toyota Landcruiser, ate 2 pounds of raw tuna ordered from www.uptownprime.com, don't even own a playstation or any video game since pong, and this guy thought his DR uniform would dwarf my size.  Wrong on all points my friend, except, that it was my first recent owning, and I though I would share it.  But keep reaching brother.

If you're gonna try to bust my balls, you better come at me with a sledgehammer, and not you kid's toy's are us plastic carpenter kit!
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: TestDummy on February 18, 2007, 02:02:33 AM
Answer,

I own a business that is open M-F, I shop everyday for fresh chicken breast and tenderloin, my wife works to for a feeling of accomplishment and doesn't live off of me and that is her choice.  I came back to my 3 bedroom house in my Toyota Landcruiser, ate 2 pounds of raw tuna ordered from www.uptownprime.com, don't even own a playstation or any video game since pong, and this guy thought his DR uniform would dwarf my size.  Wrong on all points my friend, except, that it was my first recent owning, and I though I would share it.  But keep reaching brother.

If you're gonna try to bust my balls, you better come at me with a sledgehammer, and not you kid's toy's are us plastic carpenter kit!

Oh shit..........Owning # 2.   :D
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: Bluto on February 18, 2007, 02:07:08 AM
what you mean you made a mistake? what was that mistake, that you said fuck  ???

thats not an owning. bitchslapping him and putting his head in the ice box is.

Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: freespirit on February 18, 2007, 03:17:53 AM
I slapped someone in the face last year. Had to go to court, and that fucked up judge sentenced me to pay the fvcker a compensation for that. About 120 euros.

Next time I make sure to use my elbows and knees.   :)
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: finurface on February 18, 2007, 07:07:19 AM
Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement


Fatal Owning of legendary proportions.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: ignorance on February 18, 2007, 07:19:05 AM
I would have just pulled out a gun and shot you. Or if I want to be more real; stabbed you three times then ripped your left eye out for kicks, because hell if I stupid enough to stab you and go to jail for your uses of  'f**k'  then I might as well make fucking sure you remember me.


(http://www.wits.ac.za/trauma/images/Photos/Stab%20-%20face.jpg)
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 08:03:57 AM
I would have just pulled out a gun and shot you. Or if I want to be more real; stabbed you three times then ripped your left eye out for kicks, because hell if I stupid enough to stab you and go to jail for your uses of  'f**k'  then I might as well make fucking sure you remember me.


(http://www.wits.ac.za/trauma/images/Photos/Stab%20-%20face.jpg)
hahahahahahaha, another internet badass. ::)
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 18, 2007, 08:06:06 AM
You're screen name just about say's it all.  I'd start another account.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
You're screen name just about say's it all.  I'd start another account.
you better watch out chainsaw, "ignorance" is CRAZZZZZZYYYYY AND DEOSN'T GIVE A FUCCK, HE'LL STAB YOU IN THE EYE AND WATCH YOU BLEED!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha. ::)
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 18, 2007, 09:54:49 AM
Good story, but whats with the manager winking at you guys?  ???

Sorry, I might have miss typed.  I speak to that manager all the time, especially since Vegas has a shortage of "acutally nonexistent" diet pepsi with lime for the last week.  After this guy cryed to the manager, the manager told him he'd handle it, the (hero/punk) walked away and the manager winked at me, like "don't worry bout it."

As I said, I think I'm generally a nice guy, I just had a bad moment on the phone w/my wife "someone was messin with her while she was at work", I'm very cordial to the people that work at the store and they at the very least, know I'm not a hardass type, unless obviously pushed. 

Good question though
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 18, 2007, 09:55:30 AM
Forgot to mention, the cashiers there see me at the gym sometimes, when they go.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: Buttsuck on February 18, 2007, 10:01:14 AM
hahahahaa, good stuff chainsaw, these skinny little queefs are made to be pushed around, i don't care how much money you have if you're skinny you're not a man.
I think that sentence should be corrected into if you don't have musclesyou aren't a man. There are plenty of 40% bf delusionites running around here claiming to have muscles.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: SL-Dubbs on February 18, 2007, 10:21:26 AM
fucking riveting  :-\
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: Money Man on February 18, 2007, 12:05:51 PM
Chainsaw you did the right thing in telling the guy sorry,but why you didn't just leave it there was wrong.And also he probably shouldn't have said anyhing to you anyways.If this is something that slips out on accident fine,but if you talk loud and foul all the time wherever your at then you should knock that off.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Ugly on February 18, 2007, 12:19:33 PM
This shit is retarded. What happened to this place?
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 12:20:46 PM
This shit is retarded. What happened to this place?
calm down tiger, it ain't that serious.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Ugly on February 18, 2007, 12:30:08 PM
Not serious, retarded as in boring. High school MySpace boring.
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 18, 2007, 12:31:36 PM
Not serious, retarded as in boring. High school MySpace boring.
why keep posting in this thread if you think it's so boring?
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: The Ugly on February 18, 2007, 01:56:02 PM
why keep posting in this thread if you think it's so boring?

Keep? This is 3.

And this from the guy who carries on and on about the pathetic "owned" he despises?
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 18, 2007, 02:57:33 PM
Chainsaw you did the right thing in telling the guy sorry,but why you didn't just leave it there was wrong.And also he probably shouldn't have said anyhing to you anyways.If this is something that slips out on accident fine,but if you talk loud and foul all the time wherever your at then you should knock that off.

You're right, it was simply a slip, I respect kids, even though they hear more foul things anyway, I do respect kids....  PERIOD.. 
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: ramazon on February 18, 2007, 03:26:29 PM
Answer,

I own a business that is open M-F, I shop everyday for fresh chicken breast and tenderloin, my wife works to for a feeling of accomplishment and doesn't live off of me and that is her choice.  I came back to my 3 bedroom house in my Toyota Landcruiser, ate 2 pounds of raw tuna ordered from www.uptownprime.com, don't even own a playstation or any video game since pong, and this guy thought his DR uniform would dwarf my size.  Wrong on all points my friend, except, that it was my first recent owning, and I though I would share it.  But keep reaching brother.

If you're gonna try to bust my balls, you better come at me with a sledgehammer, and not you kid's toy's are us plastic carpenter kit!
Big or small, you did the right thing by standing up for yourself, Chain.  You probably saved that man from becoming a future assualt statistic.  Good work!
Title: Re: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store.
Post by: chainsaw on February 18, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
Big or small, you did the right thing by standing up for yourself, Chain.  You probably saved that man from becoming a future assualt statistic.  Good work!


Thanks Ramazon, I can appreciate that particular analogy...  Someone in the future might not be so nice and just clock him.  I have learned from this experience in several different way's.  I will train harder, but at the same time train my mind, emotionally and analylitcally (sic) harder as well.  Stiving for that complete package.