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Title: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: mahg on February 25, 2007, 11:12:49 PM
Oh Kelly, why did you and why do all the other cute girls have to choose the bad boy good looking types like Craig. Had you given yourself to a short, ugly, timid, geeky, law abiding, God fearing, hard working manchop like myself, I would've worshipped you and taken care of you and never ruined your life like that Titus. :'(
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: mahg on February 25, 2007, 11:24:11 PM
I so want to go to Kelly's prison and kiss her softly on her lips and tell her how much I love her.  :-*  :'(
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: chainsaw on February 26, 2007, 09:17:32 AM
I see a stalker!
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: xpac2 on February 26, 2007, 09:56:09 AM
I so want to go to Kelly's prison and kiss her softly on her lips and tell her how much I love her.  :-*  :'(

Siouxcountry? Is that you?
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: slaveboy1980 on March 01, 2007, 03:08:03 AM
Siouxcountry? Is that you?


its a guy named jonny barbosa
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: G on March 04, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
Oh Kelly, why did you and why do all the other cute girls have to choose the bad boy good looking types like Craig. Had you given yourself to a short, ugly, timid, geeky, law abiding, God fearing, hard working manchop like myself, I would've worshipped you and taken care of you and never ruined your life like that Titus. :'(

HAHAHAHAHHA PATHETIC
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: shockandawe on March 06, 2007, 06:42:42 PM
Creepy :-\
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: Childish///AMG on April 24, 2007, 11:57:10 AM
Wow, I "Guess" he is a fan  ??? ???
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: shockandawe on April 27, 2007, 09:47:19 PM
A fan who would taser Kelly, tie her to a bed and rip her panties off and shag her - for days on end in a bunker with a curling iron.
Oh, I mean...err...... :-\
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: Old_Rooster on May 01, 2007, 07:39:11 AM
Kelly and I are having cybersex with letters.

She told me she was mine when she gets out of prison in 2052.
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: shockandawe on May 02, 2007, 09:17:59 AM
BUMP  :D
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: tommywishbone on May 02, 2007, 02:57:39 PM
Kelly and I are having cybersex with letters.

She told me she was mine when she gets out of prison in 2052.

Kelly will be out in time to attend the 2016 Olmypics... maybe the 2012 Olympics. ;) Titus will see the 2008 version. Sorry.
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: shockandawe on May 03, 2007, 09:31:22 PM
Yeah, I hear the State Penitentiary has network television piped into its common areas - so yes, he'll see the Olympics alright, but he'll watch the track and field events on the bobbing up motion between LAMAR WASHINGTON'S MILK CHOCOLATE THIGHS on Cellblock C!

Tommy my man, you are friggin dreamin' - they won't let him out on principle and on the fact that he has a bad past. I realize you may think of things differently, given your own experience with records, etc., but I have to say, this is a WHOLE lot different than some aberrant trip across Lincoln Blvd on a skateboard, my man! 

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


He's not fit to get out, and you, I, and everyone else who has ever known him, along with whatever jury is selected, will feel the same. He is going down, brother.
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: tommywishbone on May 04, 2007, 02:56:10 AM
Now little kitten, I've told you about drinking sour milk. All it's gonna do, is upset your tum-tum , and get you all fussy.

I'm willing to back my prognostication with a big ol' bag of catnip. Now if you disagree with my prediction... I'll gladly dance in your kitty litter... if I'm wrong. Here's my saying, (in honor of Johnny Cochran):

If the Jag's muffler ain't from Midas...
You must aquit Craig Titus.



Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: stuntmovie on May 04, 2007, 10:21:47 AM
Tommy, what's the latest update on the trial date? Anyone got detailed info?
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: tommywishbone on May 04, 2007, 11:31:09 AM
Stuntmovie; I've actually been  a bit busy with a new project, and I'm not up on the trial.

That said... things should be getting close for the trial/plea/ whatever. The last I heard, April 2007 was the date for the trial, and that has obviously come & gone. I'll ask some guys this weekend and try and post the info. If you hear anything, please post it.

t-
Title: Re: Oh Kelly my love
Post by: Wombat on May 29, 2007, 11:28:40 PM
Kelly and I are having cybersex with letters.

She told me she was mine when she gets out of prison in 2052.

no offense bro but you will probably be dead 40 years before that date ;D