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Title: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 02:34:56 PM
I don't know about you guys but i have about had it with this dumbass versus threads. Here is one for you to ponder on. If a T-rex could go up against a tank who would win? Of course to make this fair the dino would get a laser beam attatched to its head. I personally think the tank would blow the shit out of the t-rex base on its ability to cut tight turns. Discuss....  ::)
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2007, 02:35:47 PM
I'm gonna go with the T-Rex. I just like an underdog with a big payoff.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on March 17, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
Can the Dino have, and more importantly use a Mini Gun?


ta ta
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2007, 02:38:49 PM
I think the T REX wins, more importantly, because a tank can't make decisions for itself.

Also, can the T REX breath fire, and if so, at what distance can it hit it's target?
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 02:39:59 PM
Can the Dino have, and more importantly use a Mini Gun?


ta ta
What the head attatched laser beam MIGHT look like....
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 02:41:09 PM
I think the T REX wins, more importantly, because a tank can't make decisions for itself.

Also, can the T REX breath fire, and if so, at what distance can it hit it's target?
No the t-ray cannot breath fire jack ass but it can have metal plating which will take away points from its manuverabilty. The tank would pwn a t-rex. It could drive circles around it before it could turn a quarter of the way around.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 02:42:12 PM
Look at this shit... no way in hell a dino could take it.... way too fast.
(http://www.greendevils.pl/technika_wojskowa/bron_pancerna/ttd_i_olifant/olifant_tank5.jpg)
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 02:42:43 PM
1 direct hit and its head would be blown off....
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 02:54:05 PM
I think King Kong vs. a Tank would be more interesting.  And I would give Kong a giant hammer to swing around.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2007, 02:56:07 PM
What the head attatched laser beam MIGHT look like....

Hehe. I like it.

Well, ok, the tank has the advantage...but what's the line? 4/1? At 5.5/1 I'll go with the T Rex.

Someone should set this up.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2007, 02:58:53 PM
yes brilliant thread!!!!!!!
the tank would ultimately win because

1.it is made of armored steel while the trex is made of flesh

2.the trex would not know how to operate its lazer, and lacks opposable thumbs
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
aahahahaha this thread is great
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 17, 2007, 03:12:19 PM
you dumb fuck, Rex would crush that tank with his foot to the ground, do you know how big REX is? its like me crushing a toy car.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 03:14:08 PM
you dumb fuck, Rex would crush that tank with his foot to the ground, do you know how big REX is? its like me crushing a toy car.

You have no idea how big an M1A1 Abrams is.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Parker on March 17, 2007, 03:25:40 PM
A T-rex would be about 7 tons, 18 feet high and 40 ft long. Dr. Robert Horner showed the lower leg fossil of a T-rex and place where the ligaments and tendons attach was huge, suggesting a top speed of 45-50 MPH. A M1 A1 tank does 45 tops.  Due to the T-rex's huge tail being a counter balance to the huge head, the T-rex probably has the agility of a squirrel-meaning it would seriously out-manuever any tank, any day.

T_Rex would hands down win.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 03:55:35 PM
The M1 Abrams also has (though I'm not certain) 10 inch thick armor plating.


BTW guys, I can walk outside and stand next to an M1A1.  :)
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 03:58:24 PM
The M1 Abrams also has (though I'm not certain) 10 inch thick armor plating.


BTW guys, I can walk outside and stand next to an M1A1.  :)
Plus it has range ahahahah one tank shell and that thing would be splattered. Not to mention it has a mounted machine gun.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Ozzy on March 17, 2007, 04:05:13 PM
Hahaha, yeah, a mounted .50 cal. That alone would bring a Rex down in 5 seconds. These guys have no idea what they're talking about.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: flex933 on March 17, 2007, 04:09:19 PM
how bout t-rex vs the hulk.lol
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Parker on March 17, 2007, 04:18:51 PM
Hahaha, yeah, a mounted .50 cal. That alone would bring a Rex down in 5 seconds. These guys have no idea what they're talking about.

Okay...If the T-Rex had it own ability to shoot projectiles... I take it back, i was only thinking on pure manueverability alone, the T-Rex would win.  One could sit in a Tank and just wait the T out.

But just plain shooting it with the Tank's guns, that ain't sportsman like, that is overkill. It's like people who hunt Cheetahs with machine guns, just to make sure that they hit it. 
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
Okay...If the T-Rex had it own ability to shoot projectiles... I take it back, i was only thinking on pure manueverability alone, the T-Rex would win.  One could sit in a Tank and just wait the T out.

But just plain shooting it with the Tank's guns, that ain't sportsman like, that is overkill. It's like people who hunt Cheetahs with machine guns, just to make sure that they hit it. 
Ok... the tank has no guns but a driver and a sniper..... im still going wit hthe tank ahahahah
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: The True Adonis on March 17, 2007, 04:22:06 PM
The Tank has a satellite guided aiming reticule.  The T-Rex does not have the best vision.  Clearly the Tank would win. However, it ALL DEPENDS on who is operating the tank.


Put a few children or babies in the Tank, and the T-Rex wins.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: The True Adonis on March 17, 2007, 04:23:07 PM
Remember, A tank is useless if it is flipped on its side or completly over.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:23:25 PM
The Tank has a satellite guided aiming reticule.  The T-Rex does not have the best vision.  Clearly the Tank would win. However, it ALL DEPENDS on who is operating the tank.


Put a few children or babies in the Tank, and the T-Rex wins.
Yeah... like if onlyme for example were operating the tank it would stand no chance.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:24:00 PM
Remember, A tank is useless if it is flipped on its side or completly over.
Unless you add a 5 ton hydolic press flipper to the sides.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Parker on March 17, 2007, 04:28:40 PM
The Tank has a satellite guided aiming reticule.  The T-Rex does not have the best vision.  Clearly the Tank would win. However, it ALL DEPENDS on who is operating the tank.


Put a few children or babies in the Tank, and the T-Rex wins.

Nobody know what type of eyesite the T-Rex had, why, becaus e nobody's been alive to see one. And do go on the Jurassic Park, "the T-rex can only focus on movemen like a frog". That theory has been abandoned. One, the the T-rex was on top of the food chain, which requires top notch eyesight, it might even have rivalled a Peregrine Falcon's. Two, the T-rex is 7 tons, versus a tank which would be about 75 tons. Big difference.

Tank would win.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Buttsuck on March 17, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
Nobody know what type of eyesite the T-Rex had, why, becaus e nobody's been alive to see one. And do go on the Jurassic Park, "the T-rex can only focus on movemen like a frog". That theory has been abandoned. One, the the T-rex was on top of the food chain, which requires top notch eyesight, it might even have rivalled a Peregrine Falcon's. Two, the T-rex is 7 tons, versus a tank which would be about 75 tons. Big difference.

Tank would win.
Even if you gave the tank no weapons but metal spikes and ramming capabilities id still opt for the tank.
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: The Enigma on March 17, 2007, 04:34:21 PM
I don't know about you guys but i have about had it with this dumbass versus threads. Here is one for you to ponder on. If a T-rex could go up against a tank who would win? Of course to make this fair the dino would get a laser beam attatched to its head. I personally think the tank would blow the shit out of the t-rex base on its ability to cut tight turns. Discuss....  ::)


Fvcken retard.

I'm positive you have no idea what a girl even looks like.

T-Rex vs a Tank  LOL LOL LOL
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 04:51:41 PM
You know what... fuck all that shit you guys have been saying.

1. A tank wouldn't even be phases by a t-rex stepping on it, biting it, scratching it, or even trying to flip it over.

2. The tank wouldn't even have to shoot it... it would only have to run over the dinos foot and he'd fall over.

Anyway you look at it...

Tank - 1
Trex - 0
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: Stavios on March 17, 2007, 05:03:35 PM
An army of sharks with freaking laser beams  attached to their heads would beat them both !

(http://www.pitodoble.com/imagenes/Dr_Evil.jpg)
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2007, 05:10:11 PM
An army of sharks with freaking laser beams  attached to their heads would beat them both !

(http://www.pitodoble.com/imagenes/Dr_Evil.jpg)
would they be ill-tempered?
Title: Re: Dinosaur Vs Tank
Post by: onlyme on March 17, 2007, 07:55:59 PM
I tank could blow the shit out of the T-Rex from a mile away.  I give it to the tank