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Title: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: AVBG on March 22, 2007, 05:13:53 PM
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke, 2  metres tall and 150 kilos (300lbs)

He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and  obviously homosexual man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to  say something to the big Aboriginal.

Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face,
Knocking him swiftly off the stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar
Before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, then returned to his seat at the bar.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that", he says.
"Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job...."
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: Sergio Rules 77 on March 22, 2007, 05:18:20 PM
Hope we have no people from Palm Island or Redfern residing on these boards ;D.

SERGIO!!!!
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: AVBG on March 22, 2007, 05:22:59 PM
Hope we have no people from Palm Island or Redfern residing on these boards ;D.

SERGIO!!!!

hahaha.. SERGIO!!!! I knew you'd respond.. LOL.. That's why I put up the warning.  ;D
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: LuciusFox on March 22, 2007, 06:16:33 PM
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke, 2  metres tall and 150 kilos (300lbs)

He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and  obviously homosexual man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to  say something to the big Aboriginal.

Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face,
Knocking him swiftly off the stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar
Before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, then returned to his seat at the bar.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that", he says.
"Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job...."



  ;D hahaha.....we have a similar joke in the States, except that it's about us (black people)  :'(  ;D
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 22, 2007, 06:33:54 PM
LMAO... ;D

ya mind and if i steal and kinda change that a bit mate?
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: AVBG on March 22, 2007, 06:56:00 PM
LMAO... ;D

ya mind and if i steal and kinda change that a bit mate?

go for it J
Title: Re: Joke- Aussie Humor - WARNING - Not politically correct
Post by: Farkenell on March 23, 2007, 05:21:04 AM
lol

What do Aborignals and cigarettes have in common?

-People scatter from the horrible smell.
-They're banned from bars and nightclubs
-They come in packs of 20