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On the desk of one of my (female) partners:
Whatever Women Do They Must Do Twice As Well As Men To Be Thought Half As Good.
Luckily, This Is Not Difficult.
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That was Charlotte Whitton.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. Elsa Schiaparelli
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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some choice ones by wilde
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all.
He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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This quote was framed and hanging in the Vice-Principals office at my highschool.
"Any Women Who Strives to Be Considered A Man's Equal, ...Lacks Ambition!" ;D
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Here's one of my favorites. It hangs on a plaque over my bed:
No man was ever shot by a woman, while doing the dishes.
My closest male friends who have seen that, howled with laughter...they knew it was true...
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Here's one of my favorites. It hangs on a plaque over my bed:
No man was ever shot by a woman, while doing the dishes.
My closest male friends who have seen that, howled with laughter...they knew it was true...
i have never cooked..cleaned...done laundry or done a single dish in my life..
i vaccuum..i like doing that...its fun..i like picturing little dirt thingies getting sucked up..
anyhow back to my point..just cause i dont do it dosen't mean i expect my girl to do it..
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i have never cooked..cleaned...done laundry or done a single dish in my life..
i vaccuum..i like doing that...its fun..i like picturing little dirt thingies getting sucked up..
anyhow back to my point..just cause i dont do it dosen't mean i expect my girl to do it..
no racial slurs please. :)
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no racial slurs please. :)
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ooo..the mexican stuff....hey call me cinderellas prince with a shoe..
<shrug>
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ooo..the mexican stuff....hey call me cinderellas prince with a shoe..
<shrug>
Nothing wrong with being a prince. :)
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Nothing wrong with being a prince. :)
i cant cook..clean...do laundry...pour water out of a kettle without spilling...am really slow at tying my laces...am totally lost usually in a grocery store...cant iron my clothes..
i'd die if someone didn't do all that for me :-[
..well the cooking part..
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Here's one of my favorites. It hangs on a plaque over my bed:
No man was ever shot by a woman, while doing the dishes.
My closest male friends who have seen that, howled with laughter...they knew it was true...
wouldnt it be better in the kitchen? just a thought..
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wouldnt it be better in the kitchen? just a thought..
No, ...he has to see it before he can act on it. It's best hung in the bedroom. ;)
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i vaccuum..i like doing that...its fun..i like picturing little dirt thingies getting sucked up..
I bet you can mow a lawn with perfect stripes too, can't you?
xL
It's all in the wrist action...
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On the desk of one of my (female) partners:
Whatever Women Do They Must Do Twice As Well As Men To Be Thought Half As Good.
Luckily, This Is Not Difficult.
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You have some lovely clever female partners & you're lucky. Easy...
xL
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That was Charlotte Whitton.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. Elsa Schiaparelli
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
sorry for multiple posting, I got banned for that once because i was irritating or overbearing or something... I'll look it up on the pm's if I really care, I think I was either ranting and raving or just verbose. It was nice though. Unfortunately I have an extremely slow and old iMac and I'm across the atlantic, so that's my excuse. I don't actually know how to do those multiple quote me boxes properly.
Thanks Deedee for knowing the best quotes
not sure whether they're funny though, they're just so really real.
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You have some lovely clever female partners & you're lucky. Easy...
xL
True, but I have since learned the president of my company (a male) gave this framed quote to all of the female professionals. :)
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True, but I have since learned the president of my company (a male) gave this framed quote to all of the female professionals. :)
And you maybe probably have a suspicious feeling that he's slept with all of them?
Only kidding, I hope and trust that they got to partner level by using their brains?
thanks for making me laugh, I'm being cynical here by the way, not real, although I'd love to know how many of your female partners you reckon slept with the boss in order to get the picture to frame on the wall?
Also: how much are they getting paid ! ?? !
Same as the male partners?
xL
"Any Women Who Strives to Be Considered A Man's Equal, ...Lacks "
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And you maybe probably have a suspicious feeling that he's slept with all of them?
Only kidding, I hope and trust that they got to partner level by using their brains?
thanks for making me laugh, I'm being cynical here by the way, not real, although I'd love to know how many of your female partners you reckon slept with the boss in order to get the picture to frame on the wall?
Also: how much are they getting paid ! ?? !
Same as the male partners?
xL
"Any Women Who Strives to Be Considered A Man's Equal, ...Lacks "
All of my female partners are brilliant. They're all smarter than me, which doesn't take much. :D And the females who aren't partners are extremely bright too.
All of them are paid very well, because they are smart, have integrity, and work hard.
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i'm more than happy to put a woman on a pedistal...i thrive on it when....when...well i've done it with all the wrong women... :-\
i'm the kinda person that needs somebody to need me and take care of em...in every way...most women cant handle that..or deserve it
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i'm more than happy to put a woman on a pedistal...i thrive on it when....when...well i've done it with all the wrong women... :-\
i'm the kinda person that needs somebody to need me and take care of em...in every way...most women cant handle that..or deserve it
toxie, ...the truth is... most men aren't up to that job. :(
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toxie, ...the truth is... most men aren't up to that job. :(
i've always been...
done it 2ice..
been hurt both times...
most women take utterromantic devotion as a sign of weakness..
BOTH were utterly surprised to get dumped..
they thought there ws an "upper hand" involved..theirs.. :-\
there should be no hand..let alone upper ....in a relationship..
i wanted my very own goddess.....thousands of $s later i figured..i got primadonnas.. :(
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:'(
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i've always been...
done it 2ice..
been hurt both times...
most women take utterromantic devotion as a sign of weakness..
BOTH were utterly surprised to get dumped..
they thought there ws an "upper hand" involved..theirs.. :-\
there should be no hand..let alone upper ....in a relationship..
i wanted my very own goddess.....thousands of $s later i figured..i got primadonnas.. :(
what are you on, that's not a funny quote... that's a rant.
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All of my female partners are brilliant. They're all smarter than me, which doesn't take much. :D And the females who aren't partners are extremely bright too.
All of them are paid very well, because they are smart, have integrity, and work hard.
You still haven't answered my query about how many of them slept with the boss.
I'm hoping none (which is why you deflected my question>?
xL
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woman on a pedistal...
try a pedastal (pedestall, lemme look it up...
xL
It might be taller than you...
you could go for pederasty while you're at it.
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what are you on, that's not a funny quote... that's a rant.
alright alright..
groucho marx..
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
Humor is reason gone mad.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
happy?
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You still haven't answered my query about how many of them slept with the boss.
I'm hoping none (which is why you deflected my question>?
xL
Actually, I did answer your question: "All of them are paid very well, because they are smart, have integrity, and work hard." In other words, they didn't get to their positions by sleeping with "the boss." And there isn't a single "boss." The partners only achieve that status by a unanimous vote of all of the other male and female partners.