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Getbig Main Boards => Politics and Political Issues Board => Topic started by: Colossus_500 on April 25, 2007, 02:33:45 PM
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VILLAGE IDIOTS
From the Village Glitterati: “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.” —singer Sheryl Crow, proposing a way to wipe out global warming ++ “A couple of things we wanted to clear up as we wrap up our tour. First, Sheryl’s suggestion of using one square of toilet tissue per bathroom visit (part of a comic moment onstage) was a joke.” —Laurie David, producer of “An Inconvenient Truth” **A joke. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Separation of mind and body: “You know what concerns me? How many Supreme Court judges are Catholic?... Five. How about separation of church and state in America?” —Rosie O’Donnell
Supporting infanticide: “[The Supreme Court’s] ruling was, under the guise of jurisprudence, nothing short of a political and quasi-religious referendum on the rights of women to make decisions about their own lives. In finding for the ban, [they] have not merely endangered the health and well-being of women who seek to exercise their autonomous rights as citizens of this nation; they have also endangered the health and well-being of our democracy as a whole.” —Sara Gould, Foundation for Women
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Shit!!!! It takes me like half a roll to wipe my hairy ass :(
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Shit!!!! It takes me like half a roll to wipe my hairy ass :(
I know, and the protein doesn't help matters. I can see them charging for TP the way europeans charge to use public restrooms.
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There's something sexual about Sheryl Crow talking about wiping your ass. Sure, she's a nutjob but at least she's nice to look at.
The first thing I thought of when I heard Crow said use one square of tp was that she probably uses a bidet so her tp usage is probably quite small compared to the rest of us.
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There's something sexual about Sheryl Crow talking about wiping your ass. Sure, she's a nutjob but at least she's nice to look at.
The first thing I thought of when I heard Crow said use one square of tp was that she probably uses a bidet so her tp usage is probably quite small compared to the rest of us.
The other day on Bill Maher:
Laurie David: "one of the ways we’re saving energy is that Sheryl and I have started taking showers together." :P
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Shit!!!! It takes me like half a roll to wipe my hairy ass :(
:o :o :o how big is your ass? ...and is it really hairy? :-X
Dude, you need to have it waxed! {no pun intended}
When I was 10 and went camping with the Girl Guides, our girl guide leader told us we could only use 1 square of TP when we went pee. We never listened to her.