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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on May 15, 2007, 07:39:51 AM
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I have a couple of Gymbunnies and some of the female gym staff who want to go out with me :-\ I like the attention I'm not complaining but some of the stuff they are doing is plain weired.
For example, one of the Girls who is (and to say it in BB.com Misk terms) a straight 8 keeps going to my buddies telling them how great she thinks I am some of you may find this funny but it's damn embarrassing, at least I find it ridicules, but now one who always tries to talk to me cleans up and re racks the small weights when I'm in went a little to far.
She asked one of the male staff to put her number in my Gymbag :o
So here I am taking a shower and some asshole puts her number on a small piece of paper in my gymbag, when I came back from the shower I simply dumped all my shit in the bag and left without seeing the paper.
Let me tell you this... I had some serious explaining to do when I came home and my GF found the fucking paper, the funny thing was I didn't even know what she was talking about lol, I was swearing up and down for an hour or more that I don't have a fucking clue were the paper came from, till now I'm not entirely sure if it was one of the gymstaff or one of my retarded buddies....but somebody left that piece of paper in my bag that's for sure.
The paper said Hey cute guy call me: Number Wink Lisa...I mean ffs think of that, we planing to get married august this year and she finds that paper :o :o
I concider myself a nice guy and I have been asked to come for a drink many times by either the female (and male lol) Gym staff and some Cardio Bunnies, I'm always nice and find either a plausible excuse or tell them straight up that I am engaged, she should have know that she could have simply talked to me....You woman say men are weired? Woman are fucking strange at times too :-\
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You are my new hero ::)
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you must be quite the stud "stark". ::)
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Was Lisa hot Stark?
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you sound very insecure
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Stark you could take her to your favourite opium den and 'have your way' with her ::)
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Was Lisa hot Stark?
ok looking I would not call her super hot, she has a nice face but I don't like her figure ... I like woman who have some meat on them ;) not fat of course just how do you say phat ;D
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ok looking I would not call her super hot, she has a nice face but I don't like her figure ... I like woman who have some meat on them ;) not fat of course just how do you say phat ;D
Yessssssss thick hot brazilian asses!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahaha! DP's gimmicks crack me up.
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Lol I knew most of you guys would not believe me, I still have a good laught at your responds ;)
What suprises me a little is that most of you guys who replied to my post are the dudes who have a cue of woman lining up to get banged, bench 500lbs and cage fight for a living... so how can you guys be so suprised? That shit should happen to you on a dialy basis, concidering how great you all are ;D
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Lol I knew most of you guys would not believe me, I still have a good laught at your responds ;)
What suprises me a little is that most of you guys who replied to my post are the dudes who have a cue of woman lining up to get banged, bench 500lbs and cage fight for a living... so how can you guys be so suprised? That shit should happen to you on a dialy basis, concidering how great you all all ;D
"concidering how great you all all"?
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Yessssssss thick hot brazilian asses!!!!!!!!!!
Well this is Ireland so they are white as shit lol, that's another thing I don't like about here, she has freckles.
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Lol I knew most of you guys would not believe me, I still have a good laught at your responds ;)
What suprises me a little is that most of you guys who replied to my post are the dudes who have a cue of woman lining up to get banged, bench 500lbs and cage fight for a living... so how can you guys be so suprised? That shit should happen to you on a dialy basis, concidering how great you all all ;D
never happened to me
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Lol I knew most of you guys would not believe me, I still have a good laught at your responds ;)
What suprises me a little is that most of you guys who replied to my post are the dudes who have a cue of woman lining up to get banged, bench 500lbs and cage fight for a living... so how can you guys be so suprised? That shit should happen to you on a dialy basis, concidering how great you all all ;D
epic insecurity
hang in there stud you will pop your cherry one day
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Well this is Ireland so they are white as shit lol, that's another thing I don't like about here, she has freckles.
Don't do it Stark, don't do it.
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"concidering how great you all all"?
hahaha! it's not easy for stark to type while giving his hubby his morning jerk.
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hahaha! it's not easy for stark to type while giving his hubby his morning jerk.
hahahahahahhaa.
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never happened to me
keep trying ;)
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keep trying ;)
thanks but if a gym staff member leaves their number in my bag, then there is a 99% chance im not the first and im not the last....im done with the whole 'whoring' phase of my life....
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why was your girlfriend looking through your gym bag? if the paper was so easy to find for her....why didnt you see it while loading up your bag after the shower?
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why was your girlfriend looking through your gym bag? if the paper was so easy to find for her....why didnt you see it while loading up your bag after the shower?
Because she dutifully unpacked my gym bag :D
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Lol I knew most of you guys would not believe me, I still have a good laught at your responds ;)
What suprises me a little is that most of you guys who replied to my post are the dudes who have a cue of woman lining up to get banged, bench 500lbs and cage fight for a living... so how can you guys be so suprised? That shit should happen to you on a dialy basis, concidering how great you all are ;D
What makes you think anyone would care about this?
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why was your girlfriend looking through your gym bag? if the paper was so easy to find for her....why didnt you see it while loading up your bag after the shower?
(http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/columbo.jpg)
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thanks but if a gym staff member leaves their number in my bag, then there is a 99% chance I'm not the first and I'm not the last....I'm done with the whole 'whoring' phase of my life....
I was just fuckin with you, I'm totally committed to my gf as well I never cheated on any gf, and you are absofucking right she has been boned by a couple of guys here.
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Why did you feel the need to clarify the gender of said 'gym staff' in question?
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Well this is Ireland so they are white as shit lol, that's another thing I don't like about here, she has freckles.
You don't live in Ireland. You wouldn't even meet me ::) ::) ::)
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"Pics or it didn't happen."
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Why did you feel the need to clarify the gender of said 'gym staff' in question?
What's the problem with dat?
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"Pics or it didn't happen."
Lol I don't think she would "pass" the getbig standart ;)
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What's the problem with dat?
Well one would naturally presume it was a female unless 'Stark' has had previous history with male gym staff?
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Well one would naturally presume it was a female unless 'Stark' has had previous history with male gym staff?
Well there is one of the male gym staff who asked me out as well lol
Do I need to say that I declined?
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Well there is one of the male gym staff who asked me out as well lol
Do I need to say that I declined?
why? at least maybe he would let you fuck him in the ass, unlike your gf who you need to fill with drugs first
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why? at least maybe he would let you fuck him in the ass, unlike your gf who you need to fill with drugs first
rofl ;D
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rofl ;D
The way you keep constantly attacking me I would suspect epic jealousy :D
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The way you keep constantly attacking me I would suspect epic jealousy :D
i am envious of your magical skills with the ladies
well done you :)
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i am envious of your magical skills with the ladies
well done you :)
No big deal I thank my mother every day for my good looks rofl ;)
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why? at least maybe he would let you fuck him in the ass, unlike your gf who you need to fill with drugs first
hahahah are you saying Stark likes teh cock?
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how bout a pic of you stark?
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how bout a pic of you stark?
yeah how about?
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how bout a pic of you stark?
Not going to happen, with Saxon stalking me and Bluto hating my ass and don't forget Shadow who's black virgin ass probably has a stroke reading this.... nah I pass ;)
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ill protect you ... post it up
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Not going to happen, with Saxon stalking me and Bluto hating my ass and don't forget Shadow who's black virgin ass probably has a stroke reading this.... nah I pass ;)
As a dedicated getbigger I offer my services. Feel free to pm me the pic, which I will hold confidential, and I will give my honest opinion on whether you look like "I get stalked by girls at the gym" material :D
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I believe you.
That gym chick is a whore.
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you must be quite the stud "stark". ::)
hahahahaha, my Lord what a lifestyle he is leading!!!!!.
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As a dedicated getbigger I offer my services. Feel free to pm me the pic, which I will hold confidential, and I will give my honest opinion on whether you look like "I get stalked by girls at the gym" material :D
That doesn't put you in the best light ;D
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That doesn't put you in the best light
It was a gesture of good faith >:(
Brutal attempting to escape from showing your pic under any circumstances ;D
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It was a gesture of good faith >:(
Brutal attempting to escape from showing your pic under any circumstances ;D
Like you would post your picture here ::) ....ups :-\
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Guys im just fuckign around with my stark gimmick, its a joke
jeeeeeeeez. ::)
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Guys im just fuckign around with my stark gimmick, its a joke
jeeeeeeeez. ::)
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Impossible I answerd you post in less than 48 second :D
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Like you would post your picture here ::) ....ups :-\
Quite a few people have here my pics and know what I look like, it's hardly a big secret ::)
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Impossible I answerd you post in less than 48 second :D
48 seconds per account dipshit ::)
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Quite a few people have here my pics and know what I look like, it's hardly a big secret ::)
I was beeing sarcastic :-\
48 seconds per account dipshit ::)
Edit: A hell maybe you are right... like I care ;) I'm to original, so people cannot confuse me with your boring self ;)
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48 seconds per account dipshit ::)
DP, you're okay under this account, but your Stark gimmic is kinda lame :-\
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Because she dutifully unpacked my gym bag :D
LOL. That, by law, means she goes thru all your other shit, too. Good luck being married to that mass of insecurity! :-X
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DP, you're okay under this account, but your Stark gimmic is kinda lame :-\
Ill try and calm it down from now on, thougth id try something new, like a gimmick, which everyone knew was me.
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LOL. That, by law, means she goes thru all your other shit, too. Good luck being married to that mass of insecurity! :-X
You would be insecure too if you would go out with me :D
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DP, you're okay under this account, but your Stark gimmic is kinda lame :-\
It's nothing compared to my CQ gimmick..
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It's nothing compared to my CQ gimmick..
That's the account you take for the self ownage?
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That's the account you take for the self ownage?
You're all owned! You fell for my gimmick of a hot and tanned figure woman. I'm willing to bet you even masturbated once or twice to my gimmick. :D
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You're all owned! You fell for my gimmick of a hot and tanned figure woman. I'm willing to bet you even masturbated once or twice to my gimmick. :D
I don't masturbate, I drug woman and stick it up their ass... ask Bluto
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She's nothing to brag about dude ;D
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another typical retarded stark thread.you're getting retarded day by day :-\
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It's nothing compared to my CQ gimmick..
Well, since it's all out in the open now.... ;D
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She's nothing to brag about dude ;D
Lol omg what a beauty
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Well, since it's all out in the open now.... ;D
howcome Ive never seen yer gimmicks pics >:(
:D
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howcome Ive never seen yer gimmicks pics >:(
CQ is a pigment of my imagination. She's a hott tanned woman you'd kill for, but she ain't real! I put a lot of work into her and I am proud.
I don't masturbate, I drug woman and stick it up their ass... ask Bluto
Can't stick up the ass of a woman who isn't real, silly.
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CQ is a pigment of my imagination. She's a hott tanned woman you'd kill for, but she ain't real! I put a lot of work into her and I am proud.
Can't stick up the ass of a woman who isn't real, silly.
"pigment of my imagination"
lol
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Yessssssss thick hot brazilian asses!!!!!!!!!!
like this :P
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I have a couple of Gymbunnies and some of the female gym staff who want to go out with me :-\ I like the attention I'm not complaining but some of the stuff they are doing is plain weired.
For example, one of the Girls who is (and to say it in BB.com Misk terms) a straight 8 keeps going to my buddies telling them how great she thinks I am some of you may find this funny but it's damn embarrassing, at least I find it ridicules, but now one who always tries to talk to me cleans up and re racks the small weights when I'm in went a little to far.
She asked one of the male staff to put her number in my Gymbag :o
So here I am taking a shower and some asshole puts her number on a small piece of paper in my gymbag, when I came back from the shower I simply dumped all my shit in the bag and left without seeing the paper.
Let me tell you this... I had some serious explaining to do when I came home and my GF found the fucking paper, the funny thing was I didn't even know what she was talking about lol, I was swearing up and down for an hour or more that I don't have a fucking clue were the paper came from, till now I'm not entirely sure if it was one of the gymstaff or one of my retarded buddies....but somebody left that piece of paper in my bag that's for sure.
The paper said Hey cute guy call me: Number Wink Lisa...I mean ffs think of that, we planing to get married august this year and she finds that paper :o :o
I concider myself a nice guy and I have been asked to come for a drink many times by either the female (and male lol) Gym staff and some Cardio Bunnies, I'm always nice and find either a plausible excuse or tell them straight up that I am engaged, she should have know that she could have simply talked to me....You woman say men are weired? Woman are fucking strange at times too :-\
Only my mother or the police can do a search on my stuff-
If you didn't see that piece of paper in your own bag, that means she does a major search in all your personal stuff (pockets and cell phone included) that's pathetic.
Time to be a real man and tell her not to invaded your fuckinng privacy.
WOOOOSSHHHHH
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i used to put pictures of naked doods cut out in my buddy Rich's(RIP) gym bag for his wife to find.. ;D
ya could usually tell if it worked if rich walked in looking redder than usual.. ;D
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i used to put pictures of naked doods cut out in my buddy Rich's(RIP) gym bag for his wife to find.. ;D
ya could usually tell if it worked if rich walked in looking redder than usual.. ;D
hahah awesome idea ;D
You can tell somebody is a real player when his wife gf unpacks the bag for him ;D....real love.
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we had a real douche bag in the gym that noone liked..he ws also the roid dealer..once someone i know put exlax in his carboforce..
dude shit his car being stuck in traffic ;D
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That doesn't put you in the best light ;D
CQ rocks and is completely trustworthy.
dont be giving her grief >:(