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Title: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 07:03:50 AM: Me has to be squats bitches ;D

I hate squats so I think it's entirely fair that I'm going to shit my intestines out (somebody find that picture of the explosive rupture) and die on the spot... staying hardcore.

How about you fellas?
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 07:06:28 AM: I would sit on the girly machine, i mean the adductor and the chain would break because I would be the first to load the wieght to the max causing the leg holders to fan out and tear my torso from my taint up.....I would die from bleeding to death with my frank and beans laying in front of me for all to see..
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 16, 2007, 07:07:09 AM: heart failure after hooking up with the fairer sex, obviously.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 07:11:15 AM: Quote from: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 07:06:28 AM
I would sit on the girly machine, i mean the adductor and the chain would break because I would be the first to load the wieght to the max causing the leg holders to fan out and tear my torso from my taint up.....I would die from bleeding to death with my frank and beans laying in front of me for all to see..

Oh man I can just about see this machine being uses (in a post nuclear apocalytian mad max style scenario) to punish people and to rip them apart... awesome way to kick the bucket ;D
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: BigCypriate on May 16, 2007, 07:51:23 AM: I would have to run into the fitness studio on thursday night with a bat, while the "cage fighters" are all dry sexing eachother on the floor and start indiscriminately smacking them all

I'm sure that would secure a brutal gym death haha
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: akers1021 on May 16, 2007, 07:57:29 AM: 2 different ways....

Having sex with my wife in the hot tub or suana ;D

or

Under a set of 500+ lb ass to the floor squats!!
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: BigCypriate on May 16, 2007, 08:05:10 AM: Quote from: akers1021 on May 16, 2007, 07:57:29 AM
2 different ways....

Having sex with my wife in the hot tub or suana ;D

or

Under a set of 500+ lb ass to the floor squats!!

I think you better stick with the wank in the sauna "big guy".
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Karl Kox on May 16, 2007, 08:16:49 AM: I would like to die

cracking one off to the ass thread ;D
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Zugzwang on May 16, 2007, 08:17:35 AM: Quote from: akers1021 on May 16, 2007, 07:57:29 AM
2 different ways....

Having sex with my wife in the hot tub or suana ;D

Yeah, that sounds good - sex with his wife in a hot tub. I'll have me some of that too.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: BigCypriate on May 16, 2007, 08:34:35 AM: Quote from: Zugzwang on May 16, 2007, 08:19:50 AM
Yeah, that sounds good - sex with his wife in a hot tub. I'll have me some of that too.

desperate double postage
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 09:05:08 AM: Quote from: BigCypriate on May 16, 2007, 08:34:35 AM
desperate double postage

You know what they say about people who say the same thing twice ;) ... he was probably lying and meant to say:

Yeah, that sounds good - sex with hot boy in the tube riding his cock sucking a tranny off.. I'll have me some of that too.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Rudee on May 16, 2007, 09:08:04 AM: dropping a 400lb barbell on your neck for creating such a stupid thread.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Special Ed on May 16, 2007, 09:21:33 AM: Great thread Stark!
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 09:31:56 AM: Quote from: Xerxes on May 16, 2007, 09:20:12 AM
doing this

(http://www.muscleandstrength.com/watermark.php?src=images/exercises/03legs/11medicineballsquat2.jpg)

That's the same douche who thinks it's cool to do Squats on a medicinball...::)

Thanks Ed... you sure are moving up the ranks MD presspass I'm seriously jealous ;)
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Max_Rep on May 16, 2007, 09:54:45 AM: I'd like to have Tara Scotti get to close spotting me on bench presses and smother me to death. ;D
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 09:58:54 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 09:31:56 AM
That's the same douche who thinks it's cool to do Squats on a medicinball...::)

Thanks Ed... you sure are moving up the ranks MD presspass I'm seriously jealous ;)

Haha and he still doesn't have any muscle on him. what a clown.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:00:15 AM: Quote from: Mars on May 16, 2007, 09:58:54 AM
Haha and he still doesn't have any muscle on him. what a clown.

but he sure has epic core strengh ::) lol
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 10:03:09 AM: I want to punch him in the mouth. doesn't he asks for that treatment?
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Man of Steel on May 16, 2007, 10:04:18 AM: Quote from: BigCypriate on May 16, 2007, 07:51:23 AM
I would have to run into the fitness studio on thursday night with a bat, while the "cage fighters" are all dry sexing eachother on the floor and start indiscriminately smacking them all

I'm sure that would secure a brutal gym death haha

AAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! "dry sexing each other"
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: hipolito mejia on May 16, 2007, 10:04:37 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Me has to be squats bitches ;D

I hate squats so I think it's entirely fair that I'm going to shit my intestines out (somebody find that picture of the explosive rupture) and die on the spot... staying hardcore.

How about you fellas?

I would like to die in the back patio of the gym in top of Jessica Alba with her legs up in the air .......

while the Ravens and vultures are inside eating your "mother F*cking guts,intestines and shit around the squat rack.

"Mr. Hardcore".
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Man of Steel on May 16, 2007, 10:07:39 AM: I'd like to die with my head buried in the new female trainers tits or ass.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:07:54 AM: Quote from: hipolito mejia on May 16, 2007, 10:04:37 AM
I would like to die in the back patio of the gym in top of Jessica Alba with her legs up in the air .......

while the Ravens and vultures are inside eating your "mother F*cking guts,intestines and shit around the squat rack.

"Mr. Hardcore".

I cracked me one off to this
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: the shadow on May 16, 2007, 10:16:54 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Me has to be squats bitches ;D

I hate squats so I think it's entirely fair that I'm going to shit my intestines out (somebody find that picture of the explosive rupture) and die on the spot... staying hardcore.

How about you fellas?
i think so you're gonna end up in a mental hospital pretty soon..you're seriously retarded..man does this thread even make any sense :-\
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 10:17:54 AM: Is there a problem "theshadow"?
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:19:08 AM: Quote from: Mars on May 16, 2007, 10:17:54 AM
Is there a problem "theshadow"?

apart from the fact that he is our nigglet token?
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Triple-H_2005 on May 16, 2007, 10:19:50 AM: A guy died in my gym last summer. He was doing deated calf raises and nobody noticed he was slumped over... He just looked like he was leaning over resting between sets. Turns out he had a massive heart attack. Damn shame, but I'd rather go like that that at the end of some long, wasting illness.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:21:27 AM: Quote from: Triple-H_2005 on May 16, 2007, 10:19:50 AM
A guy died in my gym last summer. He was doing deated calf raises and nobody noticed he was slumped over... He just looked like he was leaning over resting between sets. Turns out he had a massive heart attack. Damn shame, but I'd rather go like that that at the end of some long, wasting illness.

Same here a guy died in my gym too, I made a thread about it, funny thing was they put a blanket over him and everybody went back to their workout :D I shouldn't laugh but I cannot help it.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 10:22:27 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:21:27 AM
Same here a guy died in my gym too, I made a thread about it, funny thing was they put a blanket over him and everybody went back to their workout :D I shouldn't laugh but I cannot help it.

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on May 16, 2007, 10:24:13 AM: Sometimes after giant sets legs..... I feel like im not to far away from death. But i kind of like it
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: Man of Steel on May 16, 2007, 10:24:29 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:21:27 AM
Same here a guy died in my gym too, I made a thread about it, funny thing was they put a blanket over him and everybody went back to their workout :D I shouldn't laugh but I cannot help it.

That's brutal....a woman collapsed and died in a gym I was at once.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: the shadow on May 16, 2007, 10:25:42 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:19:08 AM
apart from the fact that he is our nigglet token?
nigglet token? :-\..brutal retarded comeback..its pretty clear that you're insanely retarded..i better call 911 so that they put you in some mental hospital..i pity on you
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:26:23 AM: You see fellas...it's not to uncommen to die in a gym... could happen to you too ;)
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 10:32:26 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:21:27 AM
Same here a guy died in my gym too, I made a thread about it, funny thing was they put a blanket over him and everybody went back to their workout :D I shouldn't laugh but I cannot help it.
hahahahha
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:35:34 AM: Quote from: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 10:32:26 AM
hahahahha

lol I swear... everybody looked like they were embaressed to go back to their workout but sure as fuck nobody feelt like standing around and praying, I swear there were even people who didn't get of the bike, I walked passed one and he was sweating like a horse and asked me: Whats up with the dude? Me:Bro he died (for us bitches) He:Ahh ok (never got of his bike).... LIKE HE EXPECTED SOMETHING WORSE HAS HAPPEND.. I MEAN WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN DYING lol :D :D lolololzl
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Karl Kox on May 16, 2007, 10:45:01 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:07:54 AM
I cracked me one off to this

LOL
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing what?
Post by: CQ on May 16, 2007, 10:58:28 AM: Years ago a gym I worked at had a guy croak right in the middle of the gym, on the bench press to be exact. He had a heart attack. It really affected the business negatively, as somehow the rumor mill attributed the death to working out too hard etc. Making the matter worse was he dies at like 6pm...peak hours so it was quite the *spectacle*.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Stark on May 16, 2007, 11:02:06 AM: Quote from: CQ on May 16, 2007, 10:58:28 AM
Years ago a gym I worked at had a guy croak right in the middle of the gym, on the bench press to be exact. He had a heart attack. It really affected the business negatively, as somehow the rumor mill attributed the death to working out too hard etc. Making the matter worse was he dies at like 6pm...peak hours so it was quite the *spectacle*.

How old was he?
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Kwon on May 16, 2007, 11:13:22 AM: In my sleep when old, knowing beforehand it was time.

Either that or while fighting at Thermopylae.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: CQ on May 16, 2007, 11:23:40 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 11:02:06 AM
How old was he?

Not that old, low 40's.
Title: Re: If you had to die in the Gym: How would you like to die? Or better doing wha
Post by: Triple-H_2005 on May 16, 2007, 11:33:26 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 16, 2007, 10:21:27 AM
Same here a guy died in my gym too, I made a thread about it, funny thing was they put a blanket over him and everybody went back to their workout :D I shouldn't laugh but I cannot help it.
Yeah, while the paramedics were working on him, people were still going. ON THE MACHINE 3 FEET AWAY!!!!

Kinda fu*ked up, I think.