Yeah, I don't think i'll ever be too lazy to rack my dumbells anymore.
Yeah, I don't think i'll ever be too lazy to rack my dumbells anymore.i always lower those bitches to my knees and put 'em back on the rack.
Stop whining, it will grow back.hey Jim is suffritt a good bb'ing food?
hey Jim is suffritt a good bb'ing food?
Only in the offseason. Too high in sodium for precontest.hahahahaha, only us Dagos know what suffritt is.
hahahahaha, only us Dagos know what suffritt is.
hahahahahahaa, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
hahahahahahaa, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
food from the motherlandfried pigs guts, baby.
8)
I was finishing up my last set of incline dumbell presses and when I dropped the weight it came crashing down above another dumbell that was on the floor underneath the bench and the only thing between them was my middle finger. At first I just felt like I banged it, nothing unusual, but then I looked at it and was practically able to see right through it. The tip of my finger was almost completely severed and was crushed beyond recognition. One of the local gym monsters said "don't worry, it's just a little blood" as I held up my hand in shock. I said to him "just a little blood? Wanna see it up close?" and showed him what was left of my finger and he told me I should go to the hospital. I realized he was absolutely right and I wondered before I walked away if I should look to see if any of my finger was on the floor. I walked to a paper towel rack and wrapped up my bleeding finger then walked to the main desk and told the guy I had to go to the hospital for an emergency. At this point I felt like i was goin to faint and sat down within the desk area. I thought I was having a panic attack but I was later told it was just stress-related anxiety. The desk man called the gym supervisor, who came and called for an ambulance. He then took out a first-aid kit and wrapped up my finger in a gauze.looks like those accident pics on ogrish.com :o
I hung out for a while until the ambulance arrived. Some friends got my things from the locker and I was getting anxious to see medical attention. I called my mom who came soon after the ambulance had. The ambulance drove me to a trauma center where I didn't wait too long for a doctor, thank goodness. A hand surgeon drove there to stitch me up after I had x-rays. He gave me anesthesia and cleaned it up. Then he got to work, sewing back on the hanging piece of flesh. He had to pull off my fingernail to sew up the cut, which extended to behind the nail. While watching this in awe and fascination I couldn't help but imagine what on earth that would feel like if I wasn't completely numb! But he did a wonderful job putting together my finger. He even sewed back on my nail, saying it would act as a splint.
I was grateful to have medical attention of such quality, but when the numbness wore off I became in excrutiating pain. A nurse gace me 2 pills of perkicet, but it didn't help too much. I'm now currently stoned off vicadin, which is much more effective. I'm going to smoke some weed to improve the high I already have, of course. :)
I'm going to be out of the gym for a while, which is the worst part of it all. I'll ease back on in sometime soon. But since the doc said there was a 20% chance I'll need amputation I'm going to be extra, extra careful. In regards to that percentage, I have good news. When I unwrapped the gauze this morning I learned that I still have feeling at the tip of the finger, instead of a dead lump of flesh. I shouldn't expect to lose my finger. :) Plus my chest is sore from the workout lol.
I'm just a soldier of iron...
Lucky your gym is right across the street from LI Jewish memorial hospital ....it happened at LA fitness right ??
Ok figgs my man take care of that thing! Now just chill and play warcraft for a while! Look at the new starcraft game that is coming out!
http://www.starcraft2.com/
Now about onlyme.. that is way wrong. Go see a psychiatrist dammit!
He almost lost a finger for you bitches? ???
I was finishing up my last set of incline dumbell presses and when I dropped the weight it came crashing down above another dumbell that was on the floor underneath the bench and the only thing between them was my middle finger. At first I just felt like I banged it, nothing unusual, but then I looked at it and was practically able to see right through it. The tip of my finger was almost completely severed and was crushed beyond recognition. One of the local gym monsters said "don't worry, it's just a little blood" as I held up my hand in shock. I said to him "just a little blood? Wanna see it up close?" and showed him what was left of my finger and he told me I should go to the hospital. I realized he was absolutely right and I wondered before I walked away if I should look to see if any of my finger was on the floor. I walked to a paper towel rack and wrapped up my bleeding finger then walked to the main desk and told the guy I had to go to the hospital for an emergency. At this point I felt like i was goin to faint and sat down within the desk area. I thought I was having a panic attack but I was later told it was just stress-related anxiety. The desk man called the gym supervisor, who came and called for an ambulance. He then took out a first-aid kit and wrapped up my finger in a gauze.
I hung out for a while until the ambulance arrived. Some friends got my things from the locker and I was getting anxious to see medical attention. I called my mom who came soon after the ambulance had. The ambulance drove me to a trauma center where I didn't wait too long for a doctor, thank goodness. A hand surgeon drove there to stitch me up after I had x-rays. He gave me anesthesia and cleaned it up. Then he got to work, sewing back on the hanging piece of flesh. He had to pull off my fingernail to sew up the cut, which extended to behind the nail. While watching this in awe and fascination I couldn't help but imagine what on earth that would feel like if I wasn't completely numb! But he did a wonderful job putting together my finger. He even sewed back on my nail, saying it would act as a splint.
I was grateful to have medical attention of such quality, but when the numbness wore off I became in excrutiating pain. A nurse gace me 2 pills of perkicet, but it didn't help too much. I'm now currently stoned off vicadin, which is much more effective. I'm going to smoke some weed to improve the high I already have, of course. :)
I'm going to be out of the gym for a while, which is the worst part of it all. I'll ease back on in sometime soon. But since the doc said there was a 20% chance I'll need amputation I'm going to be extra, extra careful. In regards to that percentage, I have good news. When I unwrapped the gauze this morning I learned that I still have feeling at the tip of the finger, instead of a dead lump of flesh. I shouldn't expect to lose my finger. :) Plus my chest is sore from the workout lol.
I'm just a soldier of iron...
I was finishing up my last set of incline dumbell presses and when I dropped the weight it came crashing down above another dumbell that was on the floor underneath the bench and the only thing between them was my middle finger. At first I just felt like I banged it, nothing unusual, but then I looked at it and was practically able to see right through it. The tip of my finger was almost completely severed and was crushed beyond recognition. One of the local gym monsters said "don't worry, it's just a little blood" as I held up my hand in shock. I said to him "just a little blood? Wanna see it up close?" and showed him what was left of my finger and he told me I should go to the hospital. I realized he was absolutely right and I wondered before I walked away if I should look to see if any of my finger was on the floor. I walked to a paper towel rack and wrapped up my bleeding finger then walked to the main desk and told the guy I had to go to the hospital for an emergency. At this point I felt like i was goin to faint and sat down within the desk area. I thought I was having a panic attack but I was later told it was just stress-related anxiety. The desk man called the gym supervisor, who came and called for an ambulance. He then took out a first-aid kit and wrapped up my finger in a gauze.
I hung out for a while until the ambulance arrived. Some friends got my things from the locker and I was getting anxious to see medical attention. I called my mom who came soon after the ambulance had. The ambulance drove me to a trauma center where I didn't wait too long for a doctor, thank goodness. A hand surgeon drove there to stitch me up after I had x-rays. He gave me anesthesia and cleaned it up. Then he got to work, sewing back on the hanging piece of flesh. He had to pull off my fingernail to sew up the cut, which extended to behind the nail. While watching this in awe and fascination I couldn't help but imagine what on earth that would feel like if I wasn't completely numb! But he did a wonderful job putting together my finger. He even sewed back on my nail, saying it would act as a splint.
I was grateful to have medical attention of such quality, but when the numbness wore off I became in excrutiating pain. A nurse gace me 2 pills of perkicet, but it didn't help too much. I'm now currently stoned off vicadin, which is much more effective. I'm going to smoke some weed to improve the high I already have, of course. :)
I'm going to be out of the gym for a while, which is the worst part of it all. I'll ease back on in sometime soon. But since the doc said there was a 20% chance I'll need amputation I'm going to be extra, extra careful. In regards to that percentage, I have good news. When I unwrapped the gauze this morning I learned that I still have feeling at the tip of the finger, instead of a dead lump of flesh. I shouldn't expect to lose my finger. :) Plus my chest is sore from the workout lol.
I'm just a soldier of iron...
So did you finish the set?
dip your finger in celtic sea salt it will rejuvinate your finger and speed up the healing DO NOT TAKE ANTIBIOTICS
you should put out a no pain no gain bodybuilding video
Read under my avatar. I'm not messing around with that message.
Cool stories! Of course I'm the only sick fuck who would snap some shots of the injury.
So I've been thinking about how to get back onto a workout routine and I figured it would be something like this:
legs- same deal (minus SLDL)
back-machine pullovers
chest- presses and machine flyes
bis- cable curls using wrist straps
shoulders- presses and machine side laterals
tri-presses
cardio- (anything but jump rope)
I'm going to try to stick to machines so I don't have to tighten my grip for anything like balance or whatever.
Any other suggestions?
Thx
why does onlyme post the most disgusting pics on earth? what the fuck is wrong with you? seriously. a mod should delete that immediately.
Its a natural thing. Do you tell your mom it is disgusting :D
He almost lost a finger for you bitches? ???
What is hardcore about dropping a dumbell on your finger and being rushed to the hospital ???
I don't get it. Hardcore would've been to finish your workout and then drive yourself to the E.R.
Am I wrong here?
Maybe that would have been more hardcore, but it would have been incredibly stupid.
Hope you recover well Figgs.
OK. Keeping dumbells strewn all over the floor causing you to smash your finger, almost faint, call your mom and rush to the hospital in an ambulance is hardcore. Got it.
Calm down Figgaro.
It wasn't about what you did. I just didn't see anything hardcore about it like some other guys did.
It's a great story though and I hope you're back lifting hard soon.
Watch those dumbells!
Thx dude. I think I was cool about it even though I almost fainted for a sec but I was more concerned than anything because it looked like I might lose the finger so I didn't fuck around.
what would've been hardcore is if you smeared war stripes on your face with the blood, chewed off some meat off your finger for some much needed protein, finished your workout and then slapped the persian queer in the corner wearing tapout shorts.
LOL
That's what I'm talking about.
Bravo PR.
Well fuck off to another board then you stupid gay fucker. Maybe www.Iamagayskinnyqueer.c om will suit you
Nobody gives a shit about your avatar nerd
ta ta
Thx dude. I think I was cool about it even though I almost fainted for a sec but I was more concerned than anything because it looked like I might lose the finger so I didn't fuck around.
I wasn't expecting to have a small anxiety attack. I've never even had one before so I didn't know what the hell was happening to me. I called my mom because I'm an 18 year old high school student who lives with his mom. I think she of all people should be informed of the situation. I'm glad she was there with me.
PPppffttt..........thats nothing, try doing side laterals with a pair of 100's on your cock, going into shock and waking up seeing an ugly nurse putting the cathader in............you jellydick :D!!
P.S. Sorry, no pics of that one!
If you dont have a pic, then I dont believe it happen ::)
PPppffttt..........thats nothing, try doing side laterals with a pair of 100's on your cock, going into shock and waking up seeing an ugly nurse putting the cathader in............you jellydick :D!!
P.S. Sorry, no pics of that one!
Goddamn everytime I do db side laterals I make extra effort not to crush my cock and/or balls. I'm sorry you had to go through that. :-\
Some people are into the CBT... hurts me just thinking about it.
OUCH!
I know man it's horrible to imagine. Onlyme posts a pic of a guy lying on the floor with his balls flattened under the heals of some woman. :(
Goddamn everytime I do db side laterals I make extra effort not to crush my cock and/or balls. I'm sorry you had to go through that. :-\
I wish you a quick recovery!
Chris
Send him some free supps for recovery, ya hairy bastard! ;D
One of the local gym monsters said "don't worry, it's just a little blood" as I held up my hand in shock. I said to him "just a little blood? Wanna see it up close?" and showed him what was left of my finger and he told me I should go to the hospital. I realized he was absolutely right...
The desk man called the gym supervisor, who came and called for an ambulance. He then took out a first-aid kit and wrapped up my finger in a gauze.
I called my mom who came soon after the ambulance had.
The desk man couldn't have called the ambulance himself or wrapped the finger up on his own? WTF, was he a damn retard?
I'm truly sorry to hear about your accident big boy, but a few things...
WTF... It took the profound wisdom of this steroid pumping freak to set you straight. This wasn't a damn paper-cut.
The desk man couldn't have called the ambulance himself or wrapped the finger up on his own? WTF, was he a damn retard?
You fucking pussy! Real soldiers of iron would have shrugged it off! You obviously aren't part of the animalpak crew, pussy!
In all honesty, shit happens, heal well and then go back and crank out a few reps with the 105's to make you feel better. Next time, leave a shovel under the bench or something for good measure, report back again with more pictures.
Thread of the week,
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I was in shock for the first few seconds. I just looked down and my fingertip was barely there. Totally unexpected!smoke plenty of good weed Figgs and you'll be back in no time.
I figured the desk boy was either uneducated in emergency situation reactions or it was policy for him to alert the attention of a higher-up. Either way their responses were fast and I was taken care of with top priority. I have to thank them when I see them again.
Thank you and I will be back, but pressing the 110s instead. :)
smoke plenty of good weed Figgs and you'll be back in no time.
Thx man I'm actually heading out now to hop on a blunt with my buddies. Later!hahahahaha, yes!!!!!!
Bluto would have stuck that bloody finger up his own ass to stop the bleedinghahahahahaha, no Havenbull a finger is nowhere near big enough to satisfy an insatiable penis smoker like "blewtwo".
Ok figgs my man take care of that thing! Now just chill and play warcraft for a while! Look at the new starcraft game that is coming out!Omg, i used to play starcraft all the time when i was still gaming.
http://www.starcraft2.com/
Take it easy and heal up Figgs. Follow your doc's advice if he says to lay off for awhile. The gym will always be there for ya.
Be prepared for heaps of sympathy from the girls. You're gonna be busy.
god damn fucking sucks not having a gym partner hope you heal fast. anyway, pop plenty of those vicadins and me and you will smoke plenty of blunts. summers here!
pretty gross....how ya holdin' up now?
i always lower those bitches to my knees and put 'em back on the rack.