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Title: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:31:22 PM
Like i said, intelligence is a turn on too, for those who are intelligent. I may not be a huge ripped model, but the girls i dated are definitly more beautiful than than skinny ugly skank Paris.

You must have a fucking bad taste to think she is beautiful. Paris is ugly as fuck, has no tits and no brain. I would punch her to death in a second the minute she opened her stupid mouth. And, if you have seen her vid, you would know she can't suck dick and is lame as hell in bed.
Oh, and if you are going to flame now why i have seen the vid even if i think she's ugly, well, i bet you have never seen a bad movie in your life, or maybe it's just your overall lack of taste i guess.

You are really a pathetic little fatass loser if you think you have to be a model to get a girl as ugly as Paris hilton.  ::) ::)

This is beautiful:

seriously if you want to talk about your anger issues with women i'm here to help you, thretaening to beat women to death is a serious cry for help.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 12:36:26 PM
seriously if you want to talk about your anger issues with women i'm here to help you, thretaening to beat women to death is a serious cry for help.

make that two... something horrible needs to happen to that woman to balance the world again.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2007, 12:37:49 PM
Yeah, I'll help you beat women as well.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: No Patience on June 02, 2007, 12:38:13 PM
make that two... something horrible needs to happen to that woman to balance the world again.

make that 3....i would feel nothing if she got the electric chair
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2007, 12:41:15 PM
The punishment fits the crime.  Carry out sentence immediately.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: boonstack on June 02, 2007, 12:41:36 PM
but if u guys were billionaires, u would all be soooooooooo much more beneficial to society and wanna "work" rather than play ::)
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:41:56 PM
but if u guys were billionaires, u would all be soooooooooo much more beneficial to society and wanna "work" rather than play ::)
hahahahaha, exactly.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
make that 3....i would feel nothing if she got the electric chair

I have worth things in mind for her, damn ~i was an active poste of Ogrish for a long time, I've seen it all and there are way way WAAAAY worse ways to go ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:43:39 PM
hahahahaha, sounds like we've got a bunch of woman hating fags with mommy issues here. ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2007, 12:44:16 PM
Squadfather I def. have an issue with your Mom, she takes it in the can HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:44:48 PM
Squadfather I def. have an issue with your Mom, she takes it in the can HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
hahahahaha, HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 12:45:45 PM
but if u guys were billionaires, u would all be soooooooooo much more beneficial to society and wanna "work" rather than play ::)

She is a selfcentered publicity hungry fucking whore... she embodies most of the things that are wrong in this world has no honor or pride in herself or anybody else for that matter what so ever.
Fuck her fuck her family.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: No Patience on June 02, 2007, 12:46:17 PM
hahahahaha, sounds like we've got a bunch of woman hating fags with mommy issues here. ;D

more like a bunch of people who like respectful woman and one delushinal fag :o
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 02, 2007, 12:47:00 PM
I have enough sense to know that Paris Hilton wouldn't like me so that gives me license to trash her. That FUCKING WHO'ORE
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: BP44 on June 02, 2007, 12:47:32 PM
I thought I heard Paris had herpes?  Didn't the people who bought out that storage trailer find her prescriptions?
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:47:36 PM
She is a selfcentered publicity hungry fucking whore... she embodies most of the things that are wrong in this world has no honor or pride in herself or anybody else for that matter what so ever.
Fuck her fuck her family.
translation=your "father" left when he found out that your black "mom" was pregnant with you so you grew up in the projects wearing hand me down Pro Wings and eating government cheese and you despise anyone who was born rich and privileged.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: boonstack on June 02, 2007, 12:49:19 PM
yet a simple jail stay for a ditsy blonde has WORLDWIDE attention. Americans care more about that than whats happening in Iraq. I'd say she's done pretty fucking well for herself. But yea she is stupid and if hilton wasn't her last name, she's another nobody.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: CARTEL on June 02, 2007, 12:52:10 PM
But yea she is stupid and if hilton wasn't her last name, she's another nobody.

Yes! Finally you get it.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 12:54:19 PM
translation=your "father" left when he found out that your black "mom" was pregnant with you so you grew up in the projects wearing hand me down Pro Wings and eating government cheese and you despise anyone who was born rich and privileged.

What an active imagination :D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 12:54:52 PM
seriously if you want to talk about your anger issues with women i'm here to help you, thretaening to beat women to death is a serious cry for help.

Mmmm, i guess this is a serious cry for help from you. I have stated 4 times (!!!) before that i overreacted when i wrote "punch her to death".
I have never punched a woman nor will i ever. It was just to state how annoying she is to me. It was a metaphor, it was wrong to write it and i sate again now that i am awfully sorry i wrote something you misunderstood. I am against violence, especially towards women.

The fact that you overread my statement 4 times (!!!) and now post this here shows how much you must have been hurt by me in the paris thread and the hula girl  ::) ::) thread.

I seriously think you need some help, David. You see, i have a long realtionsship with a woman i am going to marry this year, i have a good job and i will graduate this year too, making my M.A.
I love my family and we see each other at least once a week, though we live in different cities. I have many friends i don't see every day but to whom i talk to on the phone when we can't meet.

Now, it seems you live alone, or aren't in a stable relationship. You seem to have problems with your family and never mention any friends except your online "squad". Your stories of how you "own" people everywhere shows how insecure you are and how much you would like to be able to trust someone.

Your whole internet life is a huuuuuge screaming out for help. You seem to have a poor life in reality and to make up a lot of your stories to be a cool guy on the internet.
PM me, maybe i can help you, or just log off and go outside. You could buy a kitten or a puppy, maybe caring for a pet will help you to show some positive emotions and make you trust someone.
I know life is harsh, and i can only imagine how lonely you must be, single in mid 30s, having a poor job as a janitor in gym and having only online friends.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
translation=your "father" left when he found out that your black "mom" was pregnant with you so you grew up in the projects wearing hand me down Pro Wings and eating government cheese and you despise anyone who was born rich and privileged.

Why do you always project your own experiences onto other people?

I think this has to be a reason for your solitude...  :-\
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 12:56:05 PM
Mmmm, i guess this is a serious cry for help from you. I have stated 4 times (!!!) before that i overreacted when i wrote "punch her to death".
I have never punched a woman nor will i ever. It was just to state how annoying she is to me. It was a metaphor, it was wrong to write it and i sate again now that i am awfully sorry i wrote something you misunderstood. I am against violence, especially towards women.

The fact that you overread my statement 4 times (!!!) and now post this here shows how much you must have been hurt by me in the paris thread and the hula girl  ::) ::) thread.

I seriously think you need some help, David. You see, i have a long realtionsship with a woman i am going to marry this year, i have a good job and i will graduate this year too, making my M.A.
I love my family and we see each other at least once a week, though we live in different cities. I have many friends i don't see every day but to whom i talk to on the phone when we can't meet.

Now, it seems you live alone, or aren't in a stable relationship. You seem to have problems with your family and never mention any friends except your online "squad". Your stories of how you "own" people everywhere shows how insecure you are and how much you would like to be able to trust someone.

Your whole internet life is a huuuuuge screaming out for help. You seem to have a poor life in reality and to make up a lot of your stories to be a cool guy on the internet.
PM me, maybe i can help you, or just log off and go outside. You could buy a kitten or a puppy, maybe caring for a pet will help you to show some positive emotions and make you trust someone.
I know life is harsh, and i can only imagine how lonely you must be, single in mid 30s, having a poor job as a janitor in gym and having only online friends.

His responds will be/....... Meltdown.... just warning you, you give this to much attention.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 12:57:11 PM
Mmmm, i guess this is a serious cry for help from you. I have stated 4 times (!!!) before that i overreacted when i wrote "punch her to death".
I have never punched a woman nor will i ever. It was just to state how annoying she is to me. It was a metaphor, it was wrong to write it and i sate again now that i am awfully sorry i wrote something you misunderstood. I am against violence, especially towards women.

The fact that you overread my statement 4 times (!!!) and now post this here shows how much you must have been hurt by me in the paris thread and the hula girl  ::) ::) thread.

I seriously think you need some help, David. You see, i have a long realtionsship with a woman i am going to marry this year, i have a good job and i will graduate this year too, making my M.A.
I love my family and we see each other at least once a week, though we live in different cities. I have many friends i don't see every day but to whom i talk to on the phone when we can't meet.

Now, it seems you live alone, or aren't in a stable relationship. You seem to have problems with your family and never mention any friends except your online "squad". Your stories of how you "own" people everywhere shows how insecure you are and how much you would like to be able to trust someone.

Your whole internet life is a huuuuuge screaming out for help. You seem to have a poor life in reality and to make up a lot of your stories to be a cool guy on the internet.
PM me, maybe i can help you, or just log off and go outside. You could buy a kitten or a puppy, maybe caring for a pet will help you to show some positive emotions and make you trust someone.
I know life is harsh, and i can only imagine how lonely you must be, single in mid 30s, having a poor job as a janitor in gym and having only online friends.
hahahaha, avoiding the issue of you hating women isn't going to get you anywhere.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 12:59:26 PM
His responds will be/....... Meltdown.... just warning you, you give this to much attention.

haha, i know.

I bet SF will either not read it or spend 30 minutes and still not understand. I'm just having fun, no prob.

The day i care what a fat 35year old italian american internet badass thinks out in his fantasy world i'll delete my account here.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


hahahaha, avoiding the issue of you hating women isn't going to get you anywhere.

Ah yeah sure, where did i say that again??

I apologized 5 times (!!!) now and you did not realize...  ::) ::)
Idiot.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 01:02:15 PM
Mmmm, i guess this is a serious cry for help from you. I have stated 4 times (!!!) before that i overreacted when i wrote "punch her to death".
I have never punched a woman nor will i ever. It was just to state how annoying she is to me. It was a metaphor, it was wrong to write it and i sate again now that i am awfully sorry i wrote something you misunderstood. I am against violence, especially towards women.

The fact that you overread my statement 4 times (!!!) and now post this here shows how much you must have been hurt by me in the paris thread and the hula girl  ::) ::) thread.

I seriously think you need some help, David. You see, i have a long realtionsship with a woman i am going to marry this year, i have a good job and i will graduate this year too, making my M.A.
I love my family and we see each other at least once a week, though we live in different cities. I have many friends i don't see every day but to whom i talk to on the phone when we can't meet.

Now, it seems you live alone, or aren't in a stable relationship. You seem to have problems with your family and never mention any friends except your online "squad". Your stories of how you "own" people everywhere shows how insecure you are and how much you would like to be able to trust someone.

Your whole internet life is a huuuuuge screaming out for help. You seem to have a poor life in reality and to make up a lot of your stories to be a cool guy on the internet.
PM me, maybe i can help you, or just log off and go outside. You could buy a kitten or a puppy, maybe caring for a pet will help you to show some positive emotions and make you trust someone.
I know life is harsh, and i can only imagine how lonely you must be, single in mid 30s, having a poor job as a janitor in gym and having only online friends.
hahahahaha, 5,000 word meltdown, he was probably crying as he typed that. ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Stark on June 02, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
hahahahaha, 5,000 word meltdown, he was probably crying as he typed that. ;D

lol you see ::)
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 02, 2007, 01:06:03 PM
I would fuck Paris Hilton in a heartbeat..

Hoe, slut, whore or not, she is above average looking and has more money than 100 getbig forums and all its millionaire posters combined.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 01:06:20 PM
hahahahaha, 5,000 word meltdown, he was probably crying as he typed that. ;D

ohohoho, the great SF had to read Stark's reply from 10minutes ago to get this gem going.  ;D ;D ;D

Seems to me you are getting old, i have read better "ownings" from you. 

"he was probably crying," how original.  :'(

Why don't you masturbate some more to your hula girl, David? Masturabtion to internetvideos seems to be the closest you can get to women.  ;D ;D ;D


lol you see ::)

Yeah, he is getting old.
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 01:07:20 PM
I would fuck Paris Hilton in a heartbeat..

Hoe, slut, whore or not, she is above average looking and has more money than 100 getbig forums and all its millionaire posters combined.
i don't know CJ some of these "guys' have a lot of internet money, we're talking billions here, i mean shit "donkey kong" is almost done getting his internet "MA". ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 01:10:05 PM
i don't know CJ some of these "guys' have a lot of internet money, we're talking billions here, i mean shit "donkey kong" is almost done getting his internet "MA". ;D

monster jealousy from the italian-american gym janitor. It's not my fault you never graduated junior high.  ::)

You are getting lamer and lamer, David.
Come on, heat p the oven, maybe you can make me "melt down" tonight...  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: The Squadfather on June 02, 2007, 01:12:11 PM
monster jealousy from the italian-american gym janitor. It's not my fault you never graduated junior high.  ::)

You are getting lamer and lamer, David.
Come on, heat p the oven, maybe you can make me "melt down" tonight...  ;D ;D
hahaha, you already melted down earlier when you threatened to "punch to death" Paris Hilton, hahahahahaha, whoa killer, calm down. ;D
Title: Re: I'M OFFERING MY HELP TO "DONKEY KONG"
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 01:13:57 PM
hahaha, you already melted down earlier when you threatened to "punch to death" Paris Hilton, hahahahahaha, whoa killer, calm down. ;D

 ::) ::) ::)

yeah okay, "Squadfather"...

whatever you say.  ::)