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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on June 12, 2007, 06:01:03 PM
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
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forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.
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That would also describe the average personal trainer..
Those guys always try and stick out their chest and keep their shoulders back.. Good stature for people who are actually built, but these guys look like shit. ;D
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That would also describe the average personal trainer..
Those guys always try and stick out their chest and keep their shoulders back.. Good stature for people who are actually built, but these guys look like shit. ;D
they don't necessarily look like shit they're just skinny slim pretty boys who don't lift.
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hahahah first time you made me laugh squattie :D
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
HAHAHA!
Then there's the Fat tub-0o-shit, who walks around like he's huge, with his awesome love handles hanging out of his XL shirt, while his belt struggles to keep his pregnant gut from busting out.....
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they don't necessarily look like shit they're just skinny slim pretty boys who don't lift.
They do train arms. ;D Like 4 times a week.
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something. ::)
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Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something. ::)
HAHAHAHA!
Reminds me of this old fucker at mine. Bald, tats, juicer......but has been doing it for too long. His skin is like krusty leather, walks around like he's something special. Lazy fucker too.
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forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.
Gotta have the waxed eyebrows! ;D
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You forgot the starbucks coffee in hand and the nervous bouncing of the leg while seated
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Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something. ::)
ummm, that was me fuckface
Next time come up and say hi, I won't bite
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAH @ the greenish 1/16 inch bicep vein ;D
Shopping for a new gym big guy?
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You forgot the starbucks coffee in hand and the nervous bouncing of the leg while seated
hahahaha yes !!!
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hahahaha yes !!!
And the multiple "livestrong" bracelettes and the last weekend "rave party" stamp still showing on the left hand.
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And the multiple "livestrong" bracelettes and the last weekend "rave party" stamp still showing on the left hand.
Don't forget the occasional beaded hemp necklace and the armband tatoo and maybe a green Jetta in the parking lot
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Don't forget the occasional beaded hemp necklace and the armband tatoo and maybe a green Jetta in the parking lot
Hahahah yes!!! With the coffee Can Muffler, the cheapest + "20" wheels" u can get in chinatown with a set of used Mamauysa tires mounted on ;D
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Hahahah yes!!! With the coffee Can Muffler, the cheapest + "20" wheels" u can get in chinatown with a set of used Mamauysa tires mounted on ;D
hahhaha and the "2003" Graduation tassle hanging off the rearview mirror :D
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
Typical getbigs most delusional.. Tries to convince people how great he is ...by ..Speaking about how genormous he is...then talks about how he shaved his furry muscled back and chest then owns some youngin at the pool ....But instead of showing new pics of his massive chest..He posts the same old pic...As if that pic is impressive ? He claims to be 34 but look's not a day younger than 40.. Admits to packing on another 7lbs. of fresh blubber around his waist. Oh yeah...I almost forgot...He start off by calling the two biggest homo's on Getbig(Apenis,BASTurd) the great..
You're probably a knob gobbling queer like your two Idols!
Dude ..I can just see it now...You're sitting on the computer ..eating a devil dog...Your fucking gut hanging over your worn out jogging pants spilling onto your lap!..
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hahhaha and the "2003" Graduation tassle hanging off the rearview mirror :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA and the "any University he'll never get in" Alumni license plate frame and/or sticker
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the
;D hahaha.
I walked through a few weeks ago and haven't been back since. I almost started to cry.
It's all gone.
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
excellent work Squadfather. These guys also have their cheap looking girlfriends, with their bad nose jobs from highschool and the obligatory ass tat.
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Doesnt squadfather work out in his attick with mike mentzer and the fonz? Why is he worried about sales reps at golds?
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forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.
LOL. Bravo.
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they usually have a gallon jug of water also. but hey they offered me a gym membership no sign up fee, montyh to month only 22.95, and I have access to all gyms nationwide, so can't so anything bad about them, when they gave a hell of a deal nowadays
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you forgot to mention ....they always say this ...
"What are your goals? are you looking to bulk up a little or just tone?.......we have trainers here who can show you how to use the machines.."
hahhahahaha
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Gold's is becoming a playground for all scrawny nerds. whatever happens to "hardcore" :(
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Gold's is becoming a playground for all scrawny nerds. whatever happens to "hardcore" :(
Skinny nerd is the ideal for society.
Those guys train arms and chest 4x a week.
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so basically they're the type of schmucks Calvin Klein hire for his ADS...hahah
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Hardcore?? Weights are weights, who gives a fuck what anyone else at the gym is doing. Im sick of all the retards who are so worried about whether a gym is "hardcore" or not and what type of music they are playing.
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I don't think hardcore has anything to do with weights, mate. the types of people who workouts there matters most
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lol...she was auditioned for the Silver Surfer part, but was told that she has to get a penis emplant
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i think greg kovacs is going to be pretty pissed when he sees that lady copying his physique, skin color, etc.
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
Haha, don't forget when they stand at the front counter acting like a bad ass waiting on another "sales lead", then looked pissed when you hand them your membership card to check in, like "that's not my job". Hahaha don't stand there pretending to be CEO then slick.
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I don't think hardcore has anything to do with weights, mate. the types of people who workouts there matters most
Well, I think Squadfather is the perfect example of how the people who think they are "hardcore" are usually the biggest douchebags in the gym. Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes a person hardcore. Is a 450 pound bench press any more hardcore if it is done in a basement than if it were done in a YMCA?
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I love the "This offer is only good for the next 67 seconds" line when I was thinking about joining.
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
LOL :) So true. They're even worse in Planet Fitness, Premeir Fitness and Bally. Joke.
PB
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I've been on these boards for a while and that is the SICKEST picture I've seen so far.
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was eating............
WTF? I didn't know Freddie Kruger was into bbing...
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
Pretty accurate except for the black slacks, most at my gym tuck their polos into gym shorts.
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Well, I think Squadfather is the perfect example of how the people who think they are "hardcore" are usually the biggest douchebags in the gym. Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes a person hardcore. Is a 450 pound bench press any more hardcore if it is done in a basement than if it were done in a YMCA?
translation=you're a "salesman" at Gold's.
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now...thats hot:
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translation=you're a "salesman" at Gold's.
No, I am not a salesman at Golds! I do have membership there and their 45 pound plates are the same as the 45 pound plates I would find at any other gym. "Hardcore" is a retarded myth that people want to believe to make themselves feel more like a badass. How is benching 405 or squatting 500 any different at a YMCA than it is anywhere else. I'm still waiting on someone to explain hardcore to me. It would appear as if being hardcore hasnt done shit for your physique squadfather!
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No, I am not a salesman at Golds! I do have membership there and their 45 pound plates are the same as the 45 pound plates I would find at any other gym. "Hardcore" is a retarded myth that people want to believe to make themselves feel more like a badass. How is benching 405 or squatting 500 any different at a YMCA than it is anywhere else. I'm still waiting on someone to explain hardcore to me. It would appear as if being hardcore hasnt done shit for your physique squadfather!
Melt
Down
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I try not to have meltdowns, but I do get a significant rise in blood pressure when I hear guys complain about how gyms arent hardcore enough!
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I try not to have meltdowns, but I do get a significant rise in blood pressure when I hear guys complain about how gyms arent hardcore enough!
anytime you turn a light-hearted thread for laughs into a serious comeback "why don't you" question, it is indeed a meltdown.
haha
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;D Who you callin' a scrawny nerd?
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22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
YOU GOT IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD...ALL LOOK LIKE CLONES...I LIKE THE ASTRO BOY HAIR STYLE ON SOME ....
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These trainers need HORMONES! lol ;D
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Thats because they are mostly young guys or former athletes/bbers. Ofcourse a group of people are going to look like each other thats like saying Lee, you look just like the other bbers, so much muscle and so ripped. ::) pltthh what a clone!
BUT NOT ALL BODYBUUILDERS LOOK ALIKE..WHERE AS THEY DO DOWN TO THE CLOTHES AND COLOR......
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BUT NOT ALL BODYBUUILDERS LOOK ALIKE..WHERE AS THEY DO DOWN TO THE CLOTHES AND COLOR......
Yes, I'd like to see one of the little guys with a tribal tattoo on his face! hahahaha Only certain people can pull this off.
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they dont? when you do a photoshoot for flex or md you are not in ripped shorts and an open sleevelss plaid shirt with a beenie that says house of pain or some shit on it? They are at work! You dont see them on the street. They dress different out and about that is their work place.
The Guido clones with the spiked out over gelled hair are completely different from bodybuilders dude. The douchebags dress even lamer than in their work outfit. If anything, they should wear their work clothes everywhere else. Someone should tell them that bodybuilders use the fake tan 1-2 times a year, not year-round.
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The guys at golds sound like guys at LA Fitness too. I was a GM there for a year and a half! Yikes! I hated the staff, the higher you got up in management the worse the character of the person gets.
I have to show some sympathy for the sales guys though what most people dont know is they get chewed out on very minor details on a regular basis. They work 10-12 hr days and only get paid like 12-1400 dollars, sometimes not even that. At LA Fitness you wouldnt get benefits until you became a manager, they would assign you tasks that took way longer than 8 hrs in a day but they dont pay you overtime so you end up staying to get the job done because you want to be a good employee.
Most of these sales guys are young, good looking and hardworking, thats why they work there. The gym chains find young guys who workout hard that will bust their ass and look good to the average gym member so they can use them to make their dough.
If you notice every 2 to 3 months there will be a complete change of staff. Thats because most of these guys are being moved around because people are quitting or getting fired for a history of blatant shady work. Either that or they are ex-convicts that are too lazy to work ( LA Fitness never did background checks on anyone, they hire you right there at the front desk!)
Everything those sales guys say to you at the gym is scripted. All of it- and they are pretty much taught word for word to say it- they get grilled on a regular basis to do it that exact way. When you are young and you are being managed by a 40 or 50 year old district manager it is very easy to be influenced- most of the top guys are sales sharks or just shady characters in general and they fuckin drill that info in your head over and over it becomes your lfie! The proof is in the pudding, those skinny sales guys use to be in good shape! Why do you think they work at a gym? They want to make money and workout but what happens is they never get to workout because some #### is grilling them for gym memberships otherwise they will lose their check!
These young sales guys do it because management will promise, and promise and promise and promise a promotion. Always motivating you to be making over 100k very soon with the title of VP. Logic will tell you will hey I moved up real quick that must be around the corner! But it doesnt happen, most people just get used.
So the hair gel, the slacks and polo shirt, skinny ass arms.... tattoos- they are pretty much molded into all that. They have to weir their uniform, they get out of shape because they are worked like slaves to produce sales and the tattoos is for their image because they arent in shape any more so they get a tat for some sort of enjoyment! They say damn im a fat fuck I gotta do something with my body!
These guys really arent dorky assholes, they are just misguided and pressured thats all.
Good post bro!
It's so weird when I walk into different gyms and ask sales reps about membership, I can hear in their voice they are trying hard to make the sell, yet sometimes the younger ones go through the motions of the script, and can't relax.